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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Quirk-ducers (S07E07)

"I'm looking for recipes for Thanksgiving next week."
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"Uh-oh, somebody's getting excited about Thanksgiving."
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"Hmm. Bald joke. Yeah."
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"Oh, this isn't homework."
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"I loved that one."
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"I mean, I heard about it."
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"Hi, guys. (chuckles)"
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"She's right, you are. You are."
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"Wait, is quirky a good thing?"
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"Some suggestive situations, implied nudity."
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"And they get their heads chopped off on Thanksgiving."
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"The day before Thanksgiving is supposed to be a half day."
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"And in most Bibles."
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"Come on, girls, sign up right now!"
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"Shutting it down."
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"Holy moly, that's it!"
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"that's inappropriate, offensive"
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"♪ Peelin' the potatoes, tryin' not to fart... ♪"
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"♪ It's my little secret. ♪"
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"MR. FROND: So you want to put on"
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"I mean, they kind of do."
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"Makes the whole thing more musical."
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"You did?"
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"You absolutely did."
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"Yeah, you just say things like,"
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"Super cool."
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"So, uh, Mr. Frond, what do you say?"
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"ALL: Yeah!"
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"The Quirky Turkey!"
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"so remember to eat afterwards..."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I can almost do the splits."
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"You were really good. Thank you, I know."
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"♪ Ave ♪"
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"Don't let Bob fry him up."
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"Let's give them a show to remember."
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"Try this on for size."
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"(same note): ♪ Aah. ♪"
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"I'm dizzy."
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"It makes you want to leave your blood, sweat, tears"
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"and pee out on the stage."
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"I think I know how to guarantee that we get this play shut down!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"So, Mr. Frond, you're the executive producer"
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"Gross. Do..."
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"When I hit this button, the turkey heads are gonna blow off"
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"meets Double Dare!"
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"Louise! Gene! Oh! Tina! (screams)"
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"Long enough!"
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"So, this was your plan all along?"
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"Tina, I'm sorry you had to find out this way."
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"Gene, when you said, "Tina, your play's got the goods,""
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"I came in here to tell you guys that I finally,"
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"We should all get our pubes in a tube."
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"so Mr. Frond will shut down the play!"
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"ALL: Oh."
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"Yeah, a half day doesn't sound half bad."
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"But we've all worked so hard."
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"getting a whole bunch of giblets and gizzards."
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"Talent's arriving for breakfast."
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"That's what waffles are, Gene."
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"I can't wait to see your Thanksgiving play."
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"(piano plays two notes)"
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"And without further ado, sit back and enjoy"
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"I feel like my soul has diarrhea."
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"Half day, here we come. (keyboard plays drumroll)"
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"(piano plays intro)"
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"Yeah, because we're conventionally"
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"as special guests."
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"♪ We're going to dinner ♪"
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"I don't know, it doesn't look like a face to me."
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"of your grandfather. Shh, keep it down. He's trying to watch the show."
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"Hey, turkey."
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"I'm starting to suspect we're not just going to dinner,"
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"♪ Why don't they eat a pig instead? ♪"
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"Oh, wow."
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"(chuckles nervously)"
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"This isn't gonna scar anyone"
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"It seemed like a good idea."
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"Believe it or not, this actually makes it work better."
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"Uh... we are?"
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"♪ But it takes guts to be yourself ♪"
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"And you and you!"
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"Tina, you son of a bitch."
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"Oh, God."
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"Shut your snout and kiss me."
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"♪ Yeah, because we're conventionally ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, go away, we've been invited ♪"
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"♪ To special dinners as special guests ♪"
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"♪ We're going to dinner, we're going to dinner ♪"
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"♪ Going to dinner ♪"
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"♪ What a rush ♪ Yeah!"
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"♪ Much to my surprise ♪"
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"♪ And ready for the carving ♪"
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"(all scream)"
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"♪ I used to spend my time ♪"
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"♪ Are decapitated hotties ♪"
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"♪ I like my scrawny... ♪"
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"You guys are into rosemary, right?"
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"The lady who had the baby?"
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"No, the herb."
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"Mm, maybe."
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"He's freaking out. Look at him."
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"Yeah, he's pulling his hair out."
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"Oh, wait, no. That was like that."
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"What you doing, Tina?"
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"You didn't finish your homework last night?"
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"I'm working on some erotic holiday fiction."
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"Hmm. Oh, like the one you wrote"
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"where St. Patrick got his groove back?"
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"Oh, y-you read that? Yeah."
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"Wait, you read it, too?"
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"When I-I was reading it out loud."
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"I overheard some of it. I heard it, too."
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"What's this one about, Tina?"
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"Well, this one's for Thanksgiving,"
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"and it's called "The Quirky Turkey.""
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"It's about a turkey who wears glasses."
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"Also, she has skinny legs"
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"that she may or may not hide with knee-high socks."
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