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Clips from Scrubs - My Best Friend's Wedding (S03E03)

"I convinced Elliot to dump her boyfriend and be with me,"
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"I want you guys to get along today."
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"I do."
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"- That looks like fun. Can I help? - Help this."
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"Turk and I have to go."
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"as single best friends."
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"And the guy getting married has to caddy for the other guy, naked."
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"Me too."
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"I'll ask someone else."
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"I get out at four. The ceremony's at five."
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"How are you doing with this whole JD thing?"
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"He's excited because he's getting married today."
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"It's a really small wedding, and you're an amazing boss and I feel bad about it."
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"That would mean the world to me."
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"That's gonna cost me."
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"Let's sleep through the ceremony and then go to the reception."
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"- What are you doing here? - We RSVP'd when we were dating."
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"Dude, that pickup line you gave me for all the Spanish chicks is not working."
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"That's right. Keep trying."
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"I agree with Chet. Turk, Carla, you guys are awesome."
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"Give me that appendix. Let's close this guy up and I'm outta here."
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"Perform an exploratory laparotomy. I need a phone."
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"Carla, it's Turk."
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"- Where are the other bridesmaids? - They're out buying an eyebrow."
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"They're gonna have to go across town to the Eyebrow Hut."
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"Don't look. I'll be back in a minute."
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"My friend, I'm about to make you look very silly."
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"I wonder how Sean took it when Elliot dumped him."
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"- Why are you in such a hurry? - I'm not in any kind of hurry."
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"Trust me, we're not missing anything."
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"I'm a quarter Hungarian."
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"If you have any guts at all, you will show up at this wedding,"
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"Can I help you, young man?"
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"No, son."
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"Hey, baby. I got mixed up. Is there still time if I race over there?"
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"- Just a club soda, I'm driving. - It's an open bar, cutie."
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"Check it out. Kelso gave me his car keys."
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"Hey, Elliot."
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"- Mermaids aren't real. - I know what I saw."
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"Girl, you are wearing that dress."
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"So, open bar?"
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"- Happy wedding, nerd. - Keep walking, dragon."
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"I wasn't invited to the wedding. I just work here on weekends."
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"- Who's that? - My date."
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"but if we're gonna give this another try, you need to know"
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"I didn't end things because I was freaking out about us living together."
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"But I just ended up getting my heart broken."
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"It's not you. It's everything."
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"Ever since I was little, I had this fairy-tale idea of the perfect wedding."
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"Look, you and Turk were meant to be together. It's fate, and you know it."
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"I thought she was kneeling. Ted."
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"Can you play a little music for us, buddy?"
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"It's not happening. If we were meant to be together,"
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"I never would've gone home with you and sabotaged everything I had with him."
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"Dr Turkelton."
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"I'm so sorry I messed everything up, baby."
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"I guess, in the end, things seldom work out exactly the way you expect."
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"Sometimes fate is on your side."
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"Could you do us a quick favour?"
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"One, two, three."
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"then told her I didn't love her."
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"Still, we're good friends, so if I give her some space, everything will be fine."
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"Since Turk's family's in town for his wedding, I'm staying at her apartment."
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"My lips are bleeding. Can you hand me a tissue?"
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"Don't worry, Rowdy. I'm marrying their sister."
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"Baby, check this out. You ain't gonna believe what I did with Rowdy."
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"You're not allowed to see me on our wedding day, you idiot."
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"- She's mulling it over. - I just figured it out."
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"It's a reality show where our sister convinces us"
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"she's gonna marry some obnoxious..."
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"- How you doing? - Damn, that looks painful."
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"I hope you die."
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"- After the wedding. - Thank you."
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"And then it's classy kiss"
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"Maybe you should pay attention."
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"How thin did you want those?"
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"Turk and I had made a pact."
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"- Look out, Tiger. - That'll play."
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"Hell, yeah."
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"He'll be fine. I can't believe you're actually getting married."
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"Me neither, buddy."
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"Where's the fuzzy cover for my one wood?"
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"- It's on my nine wood. - Dude, my mom made that."
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"Still, I'm happy for you man."
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"Is this noticeable?"
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"- Hide the bride. I found him. - We're heading over to St John's."
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"- Not Holy Trinity? - St John's is cheaper."
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"- The priest looks like Captain Sulu. - That's at Trinity."
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"- I wanted to be married by Sulu. - Are you coming now or not?"
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"- Nice use of finagle. - Thanks."
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"Worst-case scenario, I'm a little late."
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"Dude, there's a nervous bride, a woman I scorned,"
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"and two sisters with three eyebrows."
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"I can't believe that on this day you would worry about how I'm doing."
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"- You're such an amazing friend. - Don't do this."
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"I promised I wouldn't get emotional until after we took the pictures."
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"- I just love you so much. - I love you, too."
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"Even though I ripped off your sister's eyebrow?"
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"This morning she actually said she was gonna look better than me."
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"There is a man filming us."
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"He's just doing our wedding video. Hi, Anthony."
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"What's up?"
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"Oh, my God. You're actually getting married in a few hours."
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"Everything's gonna be so different."
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"You never have to have sex again except when you want to."
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"I know."
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"Erase that last part."
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"So, are you ready for your appendectomy?"
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"What do you do with an appendix afterwards?"
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"- We make finger puppets. - Don't mind Dr Turk here."
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"I, on the other hand, am the only person in the hospital not to be invited."
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"Perry, Jack is at my mom's."
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"The apartment is empty. It's just you and me."
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"Do what you have to. Don't wake me."
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"- Ted. Church. - We do mostly Bar Mitzvahs."
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"- Hey, JZ. - Holla."
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"For some reason this woman wants you to usher her."
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"- You can't crash my friend's wedding. - I'll go halfsies on a gift."
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"Right this way, please."
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"Maybe you're saying it wrong. Let's hear it."
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