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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Beta Test Initiation (S05E05)

"...Doctor Who sure does have a thing for modern-day London."
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"We're not counting this as a date, are we?"
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"I'm... I'm not sure, but I think the right answer here is "no.""
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"When a guy asks me to spend time with him..."
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"...he plans something more interesting..."
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"...than hanging out at home, watching TV."
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"Even Doctor Who?"
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"- Even Doctor Who. - All right, that's it."
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"Who Con, you're out."
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"Okay, bug report taken."
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"Well, thank you. I'll see you tomorrow."
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"Yeah. Oh, wait. Here. Almost forgot."
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"- Here. - What's this?"
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"Well, it's quite a list you got there."
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"It's color-coded."
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"Red means "fix right away.""
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"Yellow is "whenever you get a chance.""
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"And green is "I could probably learn to live with it.""
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"There's a key down here at the bottom. It's neat, huh?"
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"Yep."
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"Yep."
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"Look at that."
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"Someday, we will tell future generations that dating used to be hard."
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"What's baffling me is what you could have possibly put on the list."
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"Hair too golden?"
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"Laugh too musical?"
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"World too much a better place for her mere presence in it?"
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"How about constantly talks with food in her mouth?"
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"Her heart's full of love, no one cares what's in her mouth."
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"So, Siri..."
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"...what's happening? How are you?"
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"What am I doing? I'm talking with you."
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"You have a beautiful voice."
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"Why don't women like me?"
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"Let me check on that."
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"How about a web search for "Why don't women like me?""
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"Well, no need. I've already done that."
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"Uh, Siri, do you have a last name?"
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"My name is Siri."
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"Ah, one name."
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"Like Cher, Madonna, Adele."
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"All the women who rock me."
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"My name is Rajesh, but you can call me Raj."
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"Would you like me to call you "Raj"?"
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"I'd like you to call me "sexy.""
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"From now on, I'll call you "sexy." Okay?"
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"Siri, I'm in the mood for gelato."
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"I found 10 restaurants whose reviews mention gelato."
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"Seven of them are fairly close to you."
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"Thank you, darling."
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"You're most certainly welcome, sexy."
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"You've taken a great evolutionary leap..."
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"...by abandoning human interaction and allowing yourself..."
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"...to romantically bond with a soulless machine."
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"I haven't bonded with it."
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"Oh, no, of course. I understand."
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"You're afraid the world isn't ready for your taboo love."
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"Your secret's safe with me. It's just a phone."
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"Kripke."
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"Heads up."
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"...so we're gonna move up his retirement party."
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"Friday, 5:00. Pot luck."
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"Thanks, Barry."
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"Siri, remind me Friday morning to make my famous popovers."
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"All right, I'll remind you."
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"You got Siri, huh?"
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"Voice recognition on that thing is terrible. Look."
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"Siri, can you recommend a restaurant?"
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"I don't understand "wecommend a westauwant.""
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"Listen to me. Not restaurant. Restaurant."
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"I don't know what you mean by "Not westauwant. Westauwant.""
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"See? Total crap. You suck, Siri."
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"Hey, don't talk to her like that. She's a lady."
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"Well, that "lady" took high-res pictures of my junk last night for Craigslist."
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"Later."
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"It's open."
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"Hey, you ready to go?"
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"Yeah, ju... Hang on, let me just finish this chapter."
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"- Well, can you finish it later? - No, I can't."
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"Reading books is a big part of my life now because, you know:"
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""We'd have more fun things to talk about if I read more.""
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"Great. Good, great. What are you reading?"
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"Two Weeks to Rock-Hard Abs."
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"They kind of spoil the ending right in the name of that, don't they?"
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"All right. Look. Just remember how this works."
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"We don't get mad about these things."
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"Speaking of which, I've addressed your bug report on my date planning."
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"I've got a really fun evening for you. It's kind of a surprise."
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"All right, terrific. Let me just go find a pair of shoes that aren't so tall."
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"We wouldn't want you to feel like you were "out for a walk with your mommy.""
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, here's my list for you. Right there."
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"All right, fair enough."
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"I certainly can be quieter when we kiss."
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"It was an expression of passion..."
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"...but if it's coming across as "juicy and weird," who wants that?"
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"I'm sorry, can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid"?"
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"No, never mind. It's right here."
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"Oh, smells amazing in here."
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"I was just talking to Siri about Peking duck..."
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"...she said she knew about four Chinese grocers..."
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"...two of which are fairly close to me."
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"Her spontaneity is contagious."
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"Who's Siri? Is he dating somebody new?"
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"Yes. His phone."
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"Is that cute or creepy?"
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"Can I pour you some wine? I think you'll enjoy it."
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"Traditional choice with Peking duck is a sauvignon blanc..."
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"...but Siri suggested an off-dry Riesling."
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"I wasn't sure..."
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"...but I didn't wanna have an argument with her in the middle of Trader Joe's."
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"Now, what should we put Siri in for dinner?"
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"Leopard, sparkles?"
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"Or to paraphrase Coco Chanel:"
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""You can never go wrong with a little black case.""
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"Siri, play some smooth jazz."
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"Playing smooth jazz."
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"Oh, my God, Kenny G."
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"This woman can read me like a book."
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"This is amazing. How did you even get this idea?"
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