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Clips from South Park - The Passion of the Jew (S08E08)

"I think if more people saw The Passion they'd have faith in Jesus."
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"Yeah, it really guilt-trips you into believing."
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"Huh?"
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"That movie sucked ass. Give us back our eighteen dollars."
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"I can't refund your money. You sat through the whole movie."
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"That wasn't a movie, that was a snuff film!"
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"You can't charge people to watch a guy get tortured for two hours!"
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"That guy happened to be Jesus, and he went through all that to pay for YOUR SINS!"
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"We weren't entertained, and we want our money back!"
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"I'm now allowed to give you your money back after you sat through the whole movie!"
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"You'd have to take your complaint up with the film's producers."
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"W- what? Mel Gibson? You're saying we have to get our money back from Mel Gibson?"
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"Yeah. I'd like to see you try."
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"Come on, Kenny!"
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"- Kill him! Guilty! Kill him! - Kill him!"
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"Kill him! Die!"
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"Okay, search for Mel Gibson."
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"Mel Gibson bio, Mel Gibson news, Mel Gibson... home page. Here we go."
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"Welcome to Mel Gibson's ThePassion. com,"
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"Damnit, no phone number!"
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"Oh wait! "For more information on Mel Gibson, call the Webmaster at 1-800-43.. ""
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"Hi, uh, my friend and I just went to see The Passion."
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"Nonono, no, we want our money back"
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"What?"
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"We think the movie sucked and we want Mel Gibson to give us back our eighteen dollars."
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"Do you know how we can get in touch with him?"
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"He was trying to express, through cinema,"
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"the horror and filthiness of the common Jew. It has made people the world over open their eyes."
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"Look, kid, we just thought it was a bad movie, so tell us how to get in touch with Mel Gibson so we can get our money back!"
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"If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be down on the floor licking his balls at this very moment, sir."
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"All I know is he lives somewhere in Malibu. Now stop wasting me and Mel Gibson's time, you little wussy prick."
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"Ohoh yeah?! I'd like to see you try, asshole! I'm like six feet tall!"
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"Bitch?! Don't call me bitch! I'll pop your fuckin' head open!"
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"Yeah?! You wanna bring it, you little pussy?!"
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"I already brought it, bitch! I brought it, set it down on the table and opened it, bitch!"
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"Wait a minute. Cartman?!"
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"We'll take the bus! Look, this isn't about the eighteen dollars ticket money anymore."
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"This is about being able to hold bad filmmakers responsible! This is just like when we got our money back for BASEketball!"
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"Yeah Mom, I'm holding a meeting for all the people who loved The Passion as much as I did."
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"- Oh, that's great, sweetie. - Tell them I'll be down shortly"
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"Okay, hon."
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"Hello, are you folks holding this Passion meeting?"
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"No. Actually, we're guests as well. I'm Jack Garrett and this is my wife Elise."
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"Hello."
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"I think it's so great that someone took the initiative to have a meeting like this."
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"Oh I agree. There are so many of us who are moved by The Passion."
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"It's a perfect idea to have us organize so we can strengthen the Christian community."
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"And apparently the organizer is just an eight year old boy who was touched by the film."
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"Leave it to a child to show us all the way, huh?"
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"Yeah, so I see this ad on the Internet saying if you love The Passion to come to this meeting, so here I am!"
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"It's great that everyone came here to figure out how to use The Passion to enrich everyone's lives."
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"My name is Eric Cartman and I'm the President of the Mel Gibson Fan Club."
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"Ah thank you, thank you. I'm happy to see that all of you. were affected by The Passion like I was."
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"Now, we all know why we're here, and I believe we all what needs to be done."
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"We sure do."
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"But, I think it's best we don't talk out loud about it until we have most of them on the trains heading to the camps."
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"- Wha, what does that mean, sweetie? - I'm not sure, but-uh."
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"Folks, I just wanna interrupt for a second"
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"and say how remarkable it is that this little boy brought us all together."
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"The Passion is causing a revolution of spirituality, and we owe Mel Gibson and this little boy our thanks."
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"Now, in order to do what we all know needs to be done, we are first going to need more support."
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"I think we should all go out and take at least one other person to see The Passion."
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"Heheh great! Yeah! Great idea."
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"Yes, and then we can begin the cleansing, if you know what I mean."
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"- We sure do! - Yeah. All right. Woohoo!"
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"Thank you."
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"This must be the place."
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"Yes?"
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"Oh, hi, uh, my name is Stan, and this is Kenny"
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"Uh, we saw your movie, The Passion, and we didn't like it, so, can we have our money back, please?"
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"You can't not like The Passion! I just followed the Bible!"
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"Christ died for you. Go home."
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"You can torture me all you want, I still won't tell you!"
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"Tor-torture you?"
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"Ha! So you DO intend to torture me, huh?!"
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"Well go ahead!"
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"Do your worst! You STILL won't get your ticket money back! I can take whatever you can dish out!"
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"We don't want to torture you."
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"Well go ahead! I just sure hope you don't use those whips over there on the wall!"
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"I have to use that money to build my church!"
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"I brought the fire and brimstone back to Christianity with The Passion and now I'm gonna start my own church!"
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"And do you know why?! So I can play banjo!"
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"Jesus, oh how I love ya, how I love ya Jesus!"
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"Dude, this guy is freakin' daffy!"
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"How dare you call me crazy! This means war!"
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"And so it was that God sent his only son down from heaven, to die for our sins."
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"Oh okay, but did God sent Jesus TO die, or did Jesus just get kind of screwed over."
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"...What is troubling you, my child?"
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"Well, I have this friend, see?"
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"And it... so happens that these chosen people killed your Lord."
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"Ah! You mean he's a Jew!"
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"Right. But he can't live with the guilt anymore."
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"Because, even if Jesus wasn't really the Son of God, he was still a nice guy."
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"And he didn't deserve what happened to him in Mel Gibson's movie."
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"Yes, The Passion is very powerful."
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"The truth is, there's not a whole lot in the Bible about the Crucifixion."
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"The Passion was actually done as a performance piece back in the Middle Ages to incite people against the Jews."
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"But how can the Jews make it better??"
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"Well, if you really care about your friend's soul, then perhaps show him the way of Jesus."
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"Remember: Christianity is about... atonement."
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"Mel Gibson is fucking crazy dude! Wait! There's his wallet!"
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"Freedom!!!"
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"Awww crap, he's only got twenties! You got two dollars, Kenny??"
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"All right, let's get the hell out of here!"
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"When you're a clown, nobody takes you seriously!"
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"And good evening, friends!"
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"One month ago today, this amazing film opened in theaters."
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"And now, we proud few gathere here as a people brought together by its message!"
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"- What a great idea! - It'll be like a parade!"
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"Good idea!"
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"And as we march for The Pasion we should also voice our support!"
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"Well, what does that mean, dear?"
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"Oh, I think it's Aramaic. You know, like in the movie."
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"Ooo, Aramaic. Cool."
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"What was our Aramaic line again?"
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"Oh huh, this is fun!"
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"All right, everyone! Forward, march!"
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"Nice."
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"Shalom hak nak shalom."
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"And now one of our fine young shlokas, Kyle Broflovski, has asked if he could speak to the congragation."
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