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Clips from South Park - Over Logging (S12E12)

"you can't exactly go back to Playboy!"
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"What do you want us to do?"
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"Pick up the whole computer"
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"and put it inside for ten minutes just for you?"
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"All right, each of you take a ticket."
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"When they call your name, you can use the Internet."
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"- You're nine twenty-three now. - Hey! Mom!"
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"Can't you all see I'm in pain?"
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"Nobody understands pure love!"
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"Hey!"
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"Over here!"
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"You... happen to be looking for Internet porn?"
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"Yeah, how'd you know?"
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"Lots of us fellas came here for that reason."
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"We all got used to seeing lots of really pervrted stuff on the Internet,"
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"so now we can't go back to Playboy."
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"- I know, right? - Anyway, we got us a simulator."
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"You just call out what you wanna see and then say "click.""
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"- "Internet Porn Simulator" - Give it a try."
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"Japanese girls exchanging bodily fluids? Click."
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"Let's see. Interracial gang bang. Click."
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"Shemales! Let's try shemales. Click."
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"Beastiality? Click on that."
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"Brazilian fart fetish porn? Click! Click!"
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"No. No, this isn't going to work."
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"Well, sorry."
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"And that'll be $49 on your credit card."
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"Well at least, that part's like the Internet."
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"We now have a reporter on the scene."
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"Let's go live!"
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"where government officials are doing their best"
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"to get it running again."
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"All right, Internet. What do you want from us?"
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"If we've angered you somehow, let us know."
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"Try to communicate with it digitally again."
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"I've had it with this thing! Fire a warning shot at it!"
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"What is it, Kyle?"
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"I think... I know what's wrong."
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"This is taking too long!"
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"When do I get to use the Internet?"
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"It's gotta be our turn soon."
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"All right, folks, it's bed time. No more Internet for today."
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"No, no, we're locking it away until tomorrow."
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"Everyone, get to bed!"
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"I'm online again!"
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"Yes!"
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"Japanese girls puking each other's mouths."
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"Oh nice..."
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"Let's get some Brazilian fart porn in there!"
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"What is that?"
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"Sounds like someone's being attacked by a tiger."
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"Get the keys! We gotta get in there."
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"- Dad? - Randy!"
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"There was a-- There was a ghost!"
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"And this, this ectoplasm!"
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"Did you see the ghost? It ran through here; it slimed me!"
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"You son of a bitch!"
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"Oh no, it wasn't me. It was this spooky ghost!"
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"one brave nine-year-old boy"
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"to attempt his method to get the Internet running again."
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"It all comes down to this."
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"Can the little Jewish boy reason with the Internet?"
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"Or will it be gone forever?"
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"All clear for procedure."
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"All right! Let's do it!"
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"Look! The flashing yellow light is steady green now!"
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"He did it!"
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"Internet activity in all sectors, sir."
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"It's back!"
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"It's back? It's back!"
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"It's working!"
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"I can i-Chat with my darling Amir now!"
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"Shelley. Shelley Marsh?"
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"- What? - It's me."
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"Amir."
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"O... kay."
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"Your family came here too, huh?"
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"So uh, I guess I'll e-mail you as soon as I get back home."
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"- Yeah, okay. Sounds good. - Okay, see ya."
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"And so what have we learned through this ordeal?"
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"The Internet went away. It came back."
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"But for how long, we do not know."
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"We cannot take the Internet for granted any longer."
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"We as a country must stop over-logging-on."
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"We must use the Internet only when we need it."
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"It's easy for us to think we can just use up all the Internet we want."
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"But if we don't treat the Internet with the respect...!"
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"that it deserves,"
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"it could one day be gone forever."
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"So let us learn to live with the Internet, not for it."
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"No more browsing for no apparent reason,"
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"no more mindlessly surfing on our laptops"
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"while watching television."
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"And finally,"
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"we must learn to only use the Internet for porn twice a day."
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"- My Internet's not working either. - What?"
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"Jesus. Everyone's gonna go to Starbucks now."
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"Barely a bar a signal."
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"Amir and I are closer than anybody in this stupid family!"
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"Max."
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"SouthParkNews.Net / SouthPark-TV.Com Transcript: SPScriptorium.Com"
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"Oh my God."
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"Shelley, give your brother his ticket back!"
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"- I've got Internet. - Me too!"
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"Now, Shelley!"
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"Finally!"
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"What the...?"
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