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Clips from South Park - Over Logging (S12E12)

"I need to get on Web MD and see why I have this cough, but I can't."
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"What if my sweetheart is online looking for me?"
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"Maybe he thinks I'm dead."
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"If my darling Amir gets another Internet girlfriend, I'm gonna kill him!"
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"And you!"
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"Shelley, whoa, stop, stop!"
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"You're right. We just can't sit here any longer."
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"- Randy, where will you go? - We're gonna head west."
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"There's a rumor going around there might be some Internet out there."
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"So we're headed out Californee way."
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"Well there certainly ain't none here!"
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"The Internet here is dried up!"
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"It could come back."
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"Yeah, and maybe it won't!"
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"In the meantime, I got a family who needs the Internet right away."
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"We'll head out Californee way and..."
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"see what we can find."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"Look, if you... you do find Internet, let us know, will ya?"
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"How? You won't have Internet."
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"Sorry folks, we're full up."
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"Know anywhere else we can stay? We're... heading out Californee way."
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"- Looking for some Internet. - You and everyone else."
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"You'll have to stay out at the transient camp"
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"with all the others heading to Californee."
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"It's about a mile down the road."
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"# I'm going down the road feeling bad."
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"# I'm going down the road feeling bad,"
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"# oh Lordy."
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"# My Internet done up and went away."
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"- Where are you from, old-timer? - Kansas City."
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"Had me a store there. Kind of... computer supply store."
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"When the Internet went, the stores went too."
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"Things will be different when we get out to Californee."
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"Soon as we get us some Internet, we can all rest easy."
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"Why sure, Silicon Valley."
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"They gots a whole mess of Internet up there."
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"'Say a man can practically roll around in it."
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"When I get to that Internet,"
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"I'm gonna click on just about everything in sight."
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"Well, I'm gonna sit down at that Internet"
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"and just start e-mailing."
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"Just keep on e-mailing till my fingers are sore to the bone."
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"Sure will be nice."
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"You folks all heading to Silicon Valley?"
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"That's right. We need to get online."
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"Think about it. How many folk heading out to Californee?"
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"A million? More?"
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"And how much Internet you think they got out there?"
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"Might be some Internet, sure,"
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"but with everyone trying to use it at once,"
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"it's gonna go real slow-like."
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"I knows it 'cause I seen it."
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"My two children, they tried to load a Web page."
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"Took them over three days."
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"They sat there waiting,"
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"and by the time the loading bar was only half-full, they was dead."
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"Starve on the Internet,"
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"with a belly stuck out like a big bladder..."
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"Come on, Stan, let's get some rest."
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"Amir..."
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"I miss you so much..."
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"Don't cry, Shelley."
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"You'll be able to get online when we get to Californee."
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"Everyone, wake up! We're here!"
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"Silicon Valley, Californee!"
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"Name?"
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"Do they have Internet here?"
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"- Name? - Marsh."
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"- Service provider? - NetZero."
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"All right, stay in line."
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"Once you're inside,"
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"Red Cross volunteers will direct you to your campsite."
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"So is there Internet here?"
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"Stay in line and get to your campsite."
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"Excuse me, we're looking for some Internet."
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"- Yeah, they've got it here. - All right!"
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"But there ain't enough to go around."
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"All they got is a little Internet."
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"So they have to ration it out carefully."
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"Yeah, sign up over there"
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"and use your time when they call your name."
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"Each family gets 40 seconds of Internet per day."
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"Forty seconds? That ain't even long enough to check Wikipedia!"
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"Well it's all we got, so we gotta make do."
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"All right, time's up."
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"No! No, wait! I haven't entered the shipping information!"
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"- What did you say? - Uh, you go ahead, Sharon."
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"Divide some Internet amongst the children."
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"And that's about all we know."
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"Uh, there might be some Internet still in California and parts of Florida,"
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"though we certainly still don't have any here."
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"- A fax! A fax is coming through! - Oh yeah, a fax!"
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"- A fax! It's a fax, it's a fax! - It's a fax, we got a fax!"
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"It says,"
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""The government has sent their best people to the Internet"
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"in order to repair it.""
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"Gentlemen,"
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"We've tried everything, sir,"
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"but the Internet is slowed to a trickle"
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"and we can't get it working correctly."
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"Take me down below!"
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"I want to see the Internet for myself!"
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"Here it is, general."
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"The Internet."
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"What's wrong with it?"
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"See that flashing orange light in the middle?"
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"It's supposed to be solid green."
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"All right, time's up."
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"No, wait, I just clicked on the kitty. I got it."
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"Next? Nelson, Peter T."
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"Excuse me, I need to uh, have some private Internet time."
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"Look, we're just trying to get by here."
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"Everyone's gotta take what they can get."
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"I haven't jacked off in over two weeks."
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"So jack off."
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"You don't understand. I need the Internet to jack off."
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"I..."
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"got used to being able to see anything at the click of a button, you know?"
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"Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths"
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