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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Citizen Ship (S02E02)

"It's the little American."
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"Jaime, those old white dudes are impossible to tell apart."
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"I passed the test!"
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"- Yeah, Jaime! - I believed you..."
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"It's so good, though."
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"We are going to sail right past the Statue of Liberty,"
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"Right. Right, right, right."
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"Dude, Melody owes you."
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"Uh, nope."
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"How are you possibly reading all the names?"
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"- Oh, there it is, okay. - Yes."
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"Get your (Bleep) together! I'm so sorry."
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"No, it's fine."
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"- I don't care. - All right, we'll deal with this later."
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"Bye-bye, balloons."
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"♪ Cha-cha cha-cha cha cha ♪"
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"You have like, a full-blown family."
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"Well... how old is your daughter?"
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"so she's 11-quarters old."
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"But I'm moving to Williamsburg!"
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"like some bridge and tunnel club meet."
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"- It's okay. - Yeah, you know what,"
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"And a little splash of crème de menthe."
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"- Okay. - Two, coming up."
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"Okay, bye."
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"They are totally getting beer."
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"Melody and I have been looking for you guys everywhere."
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"She just went to the can, she had to take a doody."
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"I know where they keep the liquor."
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"- What? - Really?"
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"Yeah, really."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"Come on, let's get some stuff."
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"Yeah... yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"- This is good. - Okay."
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"It's locked?"
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"Oh, fine. Fire!"
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"- Fire! - Hello!"
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"The man is gonna ram the door."
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"Ah!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Fire and rape!"
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"Rape and fire!"
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"that we'd die in each other's arms at sea."
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"Ah! Balls."
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"Sorry, Abbi, I broke your Starbucks gift card."
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"Listen, there are 250 lawyers on this boat."
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"So, if each one of them has at least three drinks per hour,"
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"What is this, the 2400 point SAT?"
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"Can I wear my American flag tie, or would that be too gauche?"
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"and also to me... this is my first time ever on a boat."
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"- Ah, you got me. - Cheers."
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"- Really? - No, man, prank, bitch."
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"Easy... kill the dudes,"
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"and marry that robot."
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"is gonna be the civil rights issue of our lifetime?"
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"and you never know where it's gonna go."
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"And you never will."
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"Were you Delta Sig?"
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"Eh..."
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"You're in luck, you can eat some of my shrimp."
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"Bevers, why do you have shrimp in your pocket?"
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"Bom-bom bwooom."
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"called "the spicy spice,""
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"but this is just a fantasy of mine."
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"Shakira is spicy spice."
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"I mean, have you even talked to Melody about this?"
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"It just feels like it's time."
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"No, you do not live together."
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"Does this mean that you'd be moving out?"
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"I've been dreading this conversation,"
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"I actually wanted to ask you, though,"
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"if you would be my best man."
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"I'm gonna pop the big "Q" in front of everybody."
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"I'm such a showboat."
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"This is rude, I'm sorry, but bride marriage"
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"- Wake up, Bevers. - Yeah, one day."
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"Government-mandated monogamy is for old people,"
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"on purpose, though."
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"Ew!"
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"God!"
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"And then you're back to being friends, right?"
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"That's okay. Are you sure?"
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"Where have you been?"
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"Oh, it's coming."
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"Except, we forgot to look for you."
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"♪ Oh, oh, whoa-oh ♪"
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"- We are gonna do it, right now. - Yeah?"
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"That's a weird way to say that, but..."
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"Oh, yeah. Uh-huh."
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"Yeah! Oh, yeah!"
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"Oh, hey, what's up, man?"
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"- He's a nice guy. - What's up, man?"
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"You all know what that sound means..."
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"it's a love emergency!"
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"Help me bring Bevers up here, ladies and gentlemen!"
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"Hi, uh, tonight"
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"because of a very special lady,"
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"Melody, are you here?"
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"Whoo! Okay, great."
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"is my best man."
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"Abbi's transitioning into becoming a man,"
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"You talk now, your turn."
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"Thank you, um..."
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"Uh..."
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"Uh, I'm becoming a man!"
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"a man!"
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"and she says I embarrassed her in front of her whole firm."
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"Why didn't you propose?"
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"Because of you."
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"You and Ilana made me realize"
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"that we shouldn't be getting married yet."
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"Thanks."
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"Don't get too sloppy."
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"that he's always in our apartment,"
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"a time to talk about that, like, just the two of us,"
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"that doesn't make what you guys have any less special."
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"I would love for someone to love me like that."
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"Hi."
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"Tonight, you know, I ate for free, I drank for free."
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