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Clips from Family Guy - Ready, Willing and Disabled (S03E03)

"- starring Valerie Bertinernie. - Mr Griffin..."
Family Guy
"I even got the first piece you're gonna run. Exclusive footage of my tragic accident."
Family Guy
"Oh, no! A car going too fast to stop in time! Aieee!"
Family Guy
"Agh! Agh!"
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"you're driving the car."
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"- There's your hook. - Get out."
Family Guy
"Today we're here to honour Joe Swanson"
Family Guy
"for pulling my one-eyed cat Bootsie out of the old stovepipe of my grandmother's cabin."
Family Guy
"Joe Swanson won the Special People's decathlon and we're here to honour him."
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"- Backstabber. - Peter, I'm sure Joe will acknowledge you."
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"No matter how neat I want the house, you clean it."
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"You know, no one can win a gold medal by himself."
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"My friend Peter."
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"That's nothing compared to what this next man did."
Family Guy
"Comedian Eddie Griffin, get up here!"
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"And last but not least, who could forget the fat guy?"
Family Guy
"That's it. There's someone else he didn't thank."
Family Guy
"Yes, it is. I put steroids in your water bottle before the last race."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, everybody. I've let you all down."
Family Guy
"Yes. You suck. I rule."
Family Guy
"All right. If anyone tries to lift the glass, the bell will ring."
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"- Well, let's all go to bed. - Off we go, then."
Family Guy
"- Did you find the place OK? - No problem."
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"I only had soup. I don't see why we should split the bill evenly."
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"Uuuuuuugh!"
Family Guy
"Peter, go talk to him. After all, you set out to make him feel better."
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"- Now he's worse than ever. - I don't know, Lois."
Family Guy
"He's probably waitin' to be interviewed by Dan Rather or that dreadful Gene Shalit."
Family Guy
"- Listen, Joe, about this whole mess... - Hold it, Peter."
Family Guy
"I'm Joe, your waiter. Today's special is justice, served cold with a side of jail."
Family Guy
"- What do you mean? - That slimy agent had me believing the hype."
Family Guy
"- By the way, I'm goin' back to the force. - Good for you."
Family Guy
"What happened to the car-wash thief?"
Family Guy
"Ironically, I severed his spine when I landed on him."
Family Guy
"No. He's dead."
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"Let's do it!"
Family Guy
"- Come on! - And when I freeze-frame,"
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"Safe, huh? The skirt's trying to pull a fast one."
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"- What? - Ha, ha, ha, ha. You stupid bastard."
Family Guy
"That's the car-wash thief."
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"- That's not how it happened. It was my idea. - With Bea Arthur as Peter Griffin."
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"That's it!"
Family Guy
"Mr Tucker, I have just become handicapped like Joe Swanson."
Family Guy
"It takes friends. I want to acknowledge a special friend in the audience today."
Family Guy
"Peter Yarrow, of Peter, Paul and Mary. Let's give him a hand, folks."
Family Guy
"ENGLISH SDH"
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