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Clips from 30 Rock - Anna Howard Shaw Day (S04E04)

"Please tell me you haven't already concocted"
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"Can't talk, Liz."
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"and I'm going to confront him about why he's ignoring me."
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"Are you free on Valentine's?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I will be attending an all-day abstinence rally."
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"You're welcome to come."
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"Hey, Liz!"
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"Hey."
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"You shouldn't have come here."
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"Has the dog who gives you your orders died?"
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"No, Brandon's fine."
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"I don't think I can stalk you anymore."
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"I'm taking my meds."
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"Well, is there someone else?"
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"I always knew this would end someday."
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"I just thought it would be with me in the trunk of a rental car."
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"Lawrence Peace's corporation."
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"We drilled for oil in gorilla habitats."
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"Of course."
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"when I worked for G.E. Medical."
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"We are going to test poisons on you."
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"Not for a few months."
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"You remind me of him, actually."
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"I don't know why."
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"Hello."
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"I am calling about the made-up conference call with Geneva."
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"One time, I ran over an old lady in Arizona"
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"and just kept driving."
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"Yes, damn it, Geneva."
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"You're kidding, right?"
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Yeah, okay."
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"All right, I'm sorry."
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"I forgot who I was dealing with."
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"Look how my body goes with this dress."
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"I don't need to be dealing with amateurs."
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"Listen, Frank."
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"I really need a ride home from the doctor on Valentine's Day."
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"No, that cleaning lady finally agreed to go out with me."
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"We're going to pick up some pierogies"
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"I just need a ride home, not a date."
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"They're completely different situations."
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"How's that?"
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"is to know that someone cares even a little about us."
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"Aren't you looking for the same thing?"
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"If you don't get that tooth fixed,"
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"Yeah, well, if I die, my ghost is going to haunt you."
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"Then your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff."
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"Oh, It's set to the wrong time."
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"It's set to Geneva time."
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"Today, she sent this."
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"'mon se poivre"
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"That means "my salt and pepper" in Swiss French."
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"She's hitting the ball back, Lemon."
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"And when I eventually seduce her,"
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"Well, great."
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"to take me home from surgery has had a chlamydia flare-up, so..."
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"Uh, I need a big next move, and you have a show tonight."
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"I've invited her to be my guest at the T.G. S. V.I. P room."
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"We don't have a V.I.P. room."
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"Get Jon Bon Jovi."
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"He's N.B.C.'s current Artist-In-Residence."
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"What is that?"
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"Bon Jovi is under contract with us for a full year"
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"Because tonight, she's going to get"
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"the Jack Donaghy "A" game."
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"I hope she can keep her clothes on."
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"You should wear it like that more often."
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"Well, I... never, uh..."
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"Ma'am, is something wrong?"
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"Maynard left me."
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""You will be my bride someday.""
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"Miss Maroney?"
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"But that weirdo loved me unconditionally."
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"You know what I realized?"
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"Doug is my vibrator."
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"This is the worst Valentine's Day ever."
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"I have surgery scheduled tomorrow,"
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"Ma'am, you really need someone."
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"No, I don't."
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"I don't need anyone."
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"Because I can do every single thing"
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"that a person in a relationship can."
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"Even zip up my own dress."
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"Such as monologues."
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"Look, if you really don't have anyone"
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"Then, you can leave alone."
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"I'll fax it to your office."
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"Great, thank you for looking out for a sister."
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"In a feminist way."
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"Not because you're black."
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"Although it doesn't matter, because I'm black too."
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"Nope, you're going to meet me."
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"Grizz, Dotcom, thank you for pretending to be bouncers."
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"Jon."
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"Actually, I have a date, uh, coming by."
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"That sounds like an appropriate use of my time and talent."
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"Liz, the doctor's office faxed this to you earlier."
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"Hey, when are you going to set up that cool V.I.P. lounge?"
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"Thank you, Cerie."
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"I made that mistake once,"
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"Oh, okay."
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"Give me it."
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"I have an honorary degree from Monmouth University."
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"Hm."
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""I have absolutely no one in my life.""
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"You're alone on Valentine's Day?"
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"Well, it's not about a date."
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"It's already been explained to me."
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""release Dr. Kaplan's office of all legal responsibilities."
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""Will likely die alone, eaten by house cats.""
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"I reject the idea that there is some stigma to being alone."
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"All right, then what's the plan if you don't sign the release?"
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"is going to pick me up."
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"So you're going to invent a boyfriend on Valentine's Day?"
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"I'm Tyke Myson, baby boxer."
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"Hey, Jack."
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"Can I get you a drink, Avery?"
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"Or we could just get out of here."
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