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Clips from 30 Rock - Anna Howard Shaw Day (S04E04)

"# I let them slip away from us #"
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"# I will remember you #"
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"actually "affectored" me."
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"We knew you'd need a ride home."
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"You're all here because you didn't want"
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"So handsome."
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"and Dennis' jean jacket,"
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"it's just because I'm not finished becoming me yet."
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"Because I am a sailor on the sea of the human heart."
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"Well, what do we do with her?"
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"and lock her in here for the weekend."
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"I'm going to start dialing numbers until somebody picks up."
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"What's that, Bon Jovi?"
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"You're sweet, Jack."
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"But let's not pretend this is anything more than it is."
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"I'm a pretty traditional girl."
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"have power struggles with."
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"Jack, you don't have to lie to me, okay?"
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"Lemon, I can't... Oh."
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"I mean, I'd be insulted"
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"if I wasn't so impressed by your assistant."
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"I have to pick up a hallucinating employee"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Who did this?"
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"Happy Valentine's Day."
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"Uh, would you just keep an eye on her?"
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"I don't know what I would do without him."
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"Lemon, it's time for bed."
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"Ooh, girl."
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"Don Cheadle on a bed of rice."
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"No, she didn't."
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"My daughter is selling Valentine cookies for a school fundraiser."
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"Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies"
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"to reinforce and exploit gender stereotypes."
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"I like Valentine's Day."
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"Last Valentine's Day, I watched my boyfriend, Drew's,"
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"I met Floyd on Valentine's Day,"
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"All right, so zero cookies."
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"But not for Valentine's Day."
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"Come on."
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"A Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to us all!"
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"Thank you."
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"I'm being interviewed on C.N.B.C."
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"Have you ever watched The Hot Box with Avery Jessup?"
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"Where should I put my money?"
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"In tech stocks?"
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"Tech stocks, Foxy Moneybags!"
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"And just to be clear, are you and I exchanging..."
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"Why do you have Valentine's plans?"
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"What about Nancy?"
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"Nancy knows that I'm here"
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"when she's ready."
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"the way that it ended between us it"
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"Like when you think there's one more stair,"
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"And all of a sudden, you're like "Whoa!""
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"Exactly."
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"What's with the euphemisms, Jack?"
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"Why don't you just say you want some..."
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"So who's the lucky lady?"
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"I have three dates set up across the city,"
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"How are you going to handle three different dates?"
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"Jonathan calls me and tells me"
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"If I do like her, I loudly tell Jonathan"
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"and I am guaranteed to see some underwear."
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"Perhaps a, uh, bra with a front clasp."
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"What?"
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"What are your plans for Valentine's Day, Lemon?"
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"I scheduled a root canal for February 14th, Jack."
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"Then I will go home and watch the Lifetime original movie,"
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"My Stepson is My Cyber-Husband."
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"Wow, that is inspired."
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"Kenneth..."
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"No, Miss Maroney."
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"Valentine's Day is always a huge deal for Maynard Roger Hoynes."
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"That's my stalker."
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"It's a real problem"
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"But if Beyonce simply answered one of my letters,"
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"So if you haven't heard from him, isn't that a good thing?"
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"Maynard's debilitating devotion validates how wonderful I am."
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"Maybe to one of my peers, like Julia Roberts."
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"Hey."
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"Has anybody heard about any cool, new sex positions?"
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"and I want to keep things caliente."
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"Oh, my God, Lutz."
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"Would a fake woman have a personal website"
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"at JDLutz. com/karen/proof?"
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"My cousin set me up on a blind date for Valentine's,"
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"and I just found out the girl is..."
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"well, urban."
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"Dude, come out with me."
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"Wow, I can't believe you guys are letting Valentine's Day win."
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"I'm having oral surgery and skipping Valentine's Day."
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"Oh, that reminds me."
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"Uh, Doctor Kaplan's office called."
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"The want to know who's picking you up after your procedure."
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"What?"
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"Hey, that stuff messes you up."
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"Okay, is there any chance that you could take me home?"
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"Sorry, every year, Paula and I"
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"rent this big suite up at Niagara."
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"Then she takes the kids there"
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"and I stay home and get wasted in my garage."
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"Welcome back."
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"Also joining me, Walter Stein,"
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"whose bow tie tells us he works for some liberal think tank."
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"Ooh, that's got to hurt, Walter."
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"Let's get to "The Countdown"."
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"After Dubai, what's the next credit crisis?"
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"Dennis Kucinich."
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"Jack, back to you."
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"Blackberry, Warren Buffett."
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"IPhone, Jimmy Buffett."
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"AII, right, karaoke go-to?"
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"Jack, hit me."
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"Nitty Gritty Dirt Band."
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"Oh, I rock the brothers Halen."
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"You read my mind."
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"Can't do it, "Lee-Lem"."
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"On Valentine's Day, Angie and I"
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"And that's where it starts to get sexy."
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