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Clips from 30 Rock - Anna Howard Shaw Day (S04E04)

"Tommy Reticker gave me a card."
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"Learn from my sexual misadventures, Evelyn."
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"but he left me for the city of Cleveland."
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"And forget about Dennis."
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"That pervert would always just try to get me drunk."
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"No, I'll buy some cookies."
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"I've got to look camera ready tonight."
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"I get all my money advice from P.B.S."
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"Or the housing market?"
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"Tech stocks!"
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"Sir, your reservations are all set for Valentine's Day."
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"her marriage,"
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"was, uh..."
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"very intense."
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"but there isn't."
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"So for now, I just want something fun and easy."
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"A win?"
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"It's the way I do it."
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"and I hope one of them works out."
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"that I have a conference call with the Geneva office."
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"If I don't like the woman, I have an excuse to leave."
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"that I'm doing something more important."
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"The woman is suitably impressed,"
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"I will spend half the day in twilight sleep."
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"You are truly the Picasso of Ioneliness."
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"Or I am that painting elephant of being awesome."
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"Kenneth, the celebrity-stalker relationship is very special."
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"But what does it say about me if he's moved on?"
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"My girlfriend's visiting for Valentine's"
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"Oh, good grief."
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"I don't know how to get out of this."
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"who cleans the urinals?"
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"She'll only go out with me if she can bring her ugly sister."
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"Not me."
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"One word."
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"Oral surgery."
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"Doctor's orders."
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"Anytime you have anesthesia, someone needs to bring you home."
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"When I had my wisdom teeth out,"
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"I tried to get in the bath with my mon."
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"I'm here with Sheinhardt Universal Vice President"
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"Jack Donaghy."
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"China needs to transition to a spending economy."
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"Do we need a second bailout?"
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"Just sad."
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"Favorite movie."
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"Tie, The Fountainhead or Uncle Buck."
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"My wife and I just saw The Yellow Handkerchief."
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"Hey, Tray."
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"I really need a ride home from the doctor's on Valentine's Day."
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"Then we take it to a soup kitchen"
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"your usual Valentine's Day drama."
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"No, Miss Lemon."
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"No, thanks."
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"The answer's no."
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"Jenna."
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"It's almost Valentine's Day"
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"and I haven't heard anything from you."
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"No, you don't mean that."
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"I can't even see electricity"
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"shooting out of your head anymore."
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"Jenna, please don't make a scene."
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"Oh, no, The Peace Corp."
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"Oh."
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"So, uh, are you seeing anyone?"
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"I think it started when I walked in on my parents doing it"
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"the day Reagan was shot."
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"Mm."
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"I love having secrets with you."
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"Well, cancel the conference call."
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"And, uh, more beautiful."
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"I mean, that's your move?"
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"It' 3:30 in the morning in Geneva, Jack."
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"Whoa, well, it is February."
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"And in Switzerland, that is, uh, "Night Business Month"."
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"Look at me, Jack."
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"Are you free?"
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"everyone else is in."
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"In fact, yours is worse."
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"the infection will probably move to your brain and kill you."
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"Lemon, look at this."
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"It's from Avery Jessup."
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"She was on Maxim's "I'd Rape That 100.""
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"it's going to be very satisfying."
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"I hope you enjoy your weird game of sexy oneupsmanship."
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"Meanwhile, the male escort that I hired"
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"but I have to concentrate on Avery."
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"Or V.I.P.s."
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"Ooh, she's getting the Jack Donaghy "A" game."
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"Oh, my."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Look at this."
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"It's the first letter he ever sent me."
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""Jenna, I was in your bedroom last night."
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""I left a gift in your toilet."
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"Oh, how can you be upset about losing a guy like this,"
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"Look, I know it's crazy."
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"He's the longest relationship I've ever had."
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"Hello, this is Elizabeth Lemon."
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"and I am not embarrassed to tell you"
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"And I will be leaving alone."
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"You know, there are some things that are actually harder"
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"to do with two people."
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"you can sign a liability release."
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"Maybe someday, we'll live in a world"
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"where you ask us to pretend to be scientists."
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"Oh, no problem, Jack."
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"Oh, sure."
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"You shouldn't sign anything without reading it first."
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"and I ended up N.B.C.'s Artist-in-Residence."
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"I just don't have a ride home from the doctor's office."
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""I, 'The Alone', otherwise known as 'Jane Sadwoman'"
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"Forget it, I am not signing this."
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"I just tell them that my boyfriend"
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"That is the lamest thing I've heard since this."
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"Who's this lovely?"
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"I hate it here."
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"Wow, that was a lot better"
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"Because my boyfriend, Astronaut Mike Dexter,"
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"Mm-hm."
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