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Clips from The Jetsons - Jane's Driving Lesson (S01E01)

"License suspended!"
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"- I guess I'll be riding the bus for a while. - Well, riding the bus isn't so bad."
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"In fact, that's how I met my fiancee."
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"Fiancee? You? The confirmed bachelor?"
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"Yep. I took your advice. Time I settled down, you know."
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"Step to the back of the bus, all the way back. Plenty of room in the rear."
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"There she is, Mr. Jetson. The future Mrs. Henry Orbit."
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"- You mean the bus driver? - Yep, that's her."
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"- Hello, ArieI. - Pupsie!"
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"Hello, poopsie. Isn't she cute, Mr. Jetson?"
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"After we're married, ArieI's gonna help me park cars..."
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"...at the apartment house. Right, poopsie?"
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"- Right, pupsie. - Sounds fine, Henry."
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"Well, let's face it, there will always be women drivers."
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"Yep. Isn't it great?"
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"Help! Help!"
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"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"
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"Jane!"
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"Help! Jane!"
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"His boy, Elroy"
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"Daughter, Judy"
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"Jane, his wife"
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"Now, let me see. I need a 27-letter word..."
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"Oh, yeah. I was just gonna say that."
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"These crossword puzzles are a snap. Anyone with a brain can do them."
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"Electronic brain, that is."
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"- Oh, thank you. - It's all right."
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"Going down."
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"With a little luck, I might beat the traffic home."
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"Well, there's only one thing left."
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"I hate to do this, but it's the law of the traffic jungle."
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"The survivaI of the sneakiest."
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"Pretty sneaky, huh?"
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"The trouble with these skyways is by the time they're built, they're obsolete."
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"This traffic is the worst I've seen yet. I'd better take five..."
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"...and stop in at the barbershop."
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"Hi. You the barber?"
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"Nope. I'm just watching the shop. He's out getting a haircut."
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"Very funny. Now, let's cut the comedy and cut my hair instead."
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"- Okay, I'm game if you are. - Just my luck, a funny barber."
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"Let's see. First the barber chair."
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"Then some barber jokes."
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"Do you know what they call small barbers?"
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"Yeah, I know. Little shavers. Will you forget the jokes..."
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"- ... and cut my hair? - Sure, which one?"
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"- You got lots of them, you know. - Oh, boy."
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"That should do it."
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"How's it look?"
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"- Just a hair too short, I'd say. - Let's keep a cooI head..."
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"...and try this hair restorer."
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"Instant hair! How do you like that?"
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"- I don't like it! - I don't blame you. You need a haircut, bad."
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"That is what I came in for."
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"Boy, this better be good."
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"- What's this? - The very latest. The umbrella cut."
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"Umbrella cut? What kind of a barber are you anyway?"
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"Not too good, but I'm trying."
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"Let's forget the haircut and just give me a shave..."
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"- ... without the snappy comebacks. Okay? - Okay."
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"Eenie, meenie, minie, mo I push this button, and away we go"
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"That does it! What are you, some kind of a sadist or something?"
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"Now, let me out of here."
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"He asked for it. I told him I wasn't a barber."
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"Well, at least the traffic's let up. I'll be home in no time now."
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"Hey, what's with her?"
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"Left? Right? Up? Down?"
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"Lady, I don't remember those signals in the traffic code."
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"- What do they mean? - Well, it's very simple."
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"I was going to make a left turn home."
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"Then I remembered an appointment I had to get my hair done."
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"What's the problem?"
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"Women drivers, that's the problem."
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"I'm sure glad Jane doesn't drive."
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"That's why I always find her home where she belongs, getting my dinner."
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"Hey! What the...?"
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"Smoke! It's coming from the superintendent's apartment."
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"Oh, poor Henry's probably in there. Better pull the fire alarm."
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"Don't worry, Henry. We'll put it out."
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"Relax. Relax, sonny. I'm only fixing my dinner."
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"- Fixing dinner? - Yep, Martian meatballs. My own recipe."
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"What you need is a wife to do your cooking."
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"A man can't be really happy without a wife and family."
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"Take me, for instance. When I get home..."
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"...my kids will climb all over me. My dog will lick my hand."
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"My wife will smother me with kisses."
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"A clean suit, from the sound of it."
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"- What more can you ask for? - AII I ask for is a roof over my head..."
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"...and a chance to raise it once in a while."
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"Bye, now."
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"It's me, Janey, your king."
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"Peanut butter. Liverwurst. Sardines."
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"- Let's see, now. - Elroy, I'm home."
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"- Bologna. - Bologna? What do you mean?"
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"- Is that any way to greet your dad? - Blastoff!"
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"Blastoff?"
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"Not you, Pop, the sandwich."
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"See you later."
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"Oh, boy. I've had warmer greetings from the tax collector."
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"Jane! Judy!"
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"- How about a date tonight, Judy? - Well, I'd love to, Bobby..."
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"- ... but I'll have to ask Mother. - Judy!"
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"Really, Daddy. They can hear you shouting on Mars."
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"Well, I... Where's your mother?"
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"Downtown, shopping."
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"Would you excuse me please, Daddy? This is a private call."
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"Well, there's always man's best friend."
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"Astro, I'm home."
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"Come on, Astro. You're supposed to be glad to see me."
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"Now, come on, boy, go fetch my slippers."
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"- Are you kidding? - No, I'm not kidding."
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"All aboard!"
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"Wait! Wait for me!"
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"Oh, dear. Oh, I'm just exhausted."
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"- Thank goodness. Here comes another. - Move to the back, please."
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"- Excuse me. - Come on, move to the back of the bus."
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"- Pardon me. - All the way. Plenty of seats in the back."
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"- I beg your pardon. - All aboard!"
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"Well, that does it."
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"That must be Mom."
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"- Hi, Mom. - Hi, Mom."
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