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Clips from The Office - Night Out (S04E04)

"Hey, Michael, how was your date last night?"
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"I will be honest. The dating has not been going well."
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"Look, men are visual creatures."
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"Or an arty photograph of Cindy Crawford nude."
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"It's ridiculous."
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"so they can re-enter sales that they made on the phone"
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"as sales made by the website, which they should've done in the first place,"
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"if the website had been working."
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"(DOOR OPENING)"
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"Love it! Go."
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"Well, I kind of feel like what we have going for us is our customer service."
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"And no matter how much we change this up,"
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"I don't know that a website's gonna be able to replace that."
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"I can tell you've thought about this a lot. I appreciate that."
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"You told him all about this at the Christmas party, right?"
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"Did I?"
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"Hmm."
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"Watch your back, Jim."
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"I'm just kidding."
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"I know that a lot of you are very angry with Ryan,"
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"emotionally, or taunts him,"
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"Okay. Thanks, Michael. He... Yeah."
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"I'm here today"
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"Why am I being forced to come in tomorrow"
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"and pretend that a website made sales that I made?"
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"I don't like when my clients call me to help them use the website."
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"Problems like that will not happen when we launch Dunder Mifflin Infinity 2.0."
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"When will that be? TBD."
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"Phyllis."
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"Did the police solve the problem with..."
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"Yes, yes, they did. Yes, they did."
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"was infiltrated by sexual predators."
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"I don't understand why our website needs to have social networking at all."
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"Yeah, actually I have to agree with Dwight on that one."
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"It's all about creating a one-stop consumer experience."
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"All right? You're chatting with your friends,"
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"you're talking about the latest music."
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"About the election."
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"All of it is happening in our virtual paper store."
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"And then an older gentleman asks you, "Boxers or briefs?""
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"I don't get the big fuss, here. I like the site."
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"If I had created a website with this many problems, I'd kill myself."
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"Number one. How dare you?"
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"Think about it. A month ago,"
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"nobody would go on this site, because we were worried"
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"about getting molested or losing our identity, having it stolen."
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"But now, at a time TDB, all of these problems will be in the past."
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"Well, it has been nice seeing you again, my friend."
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"You, too."
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"Oh, Ryan, I need a girlfriend so bad."
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"Michael, let me go."
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"Let me go, Michael."
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"All right."
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"Do you know any girls in New York you might want to hook me up with,"
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"that might be interested in a guy like me?"
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"Sorry, man. Well, you tried."
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"They sound great."
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"Bye, everyone! Stay real, Scranton, all right? Peace!"
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"Would you have sex with Meredith?"
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"What?"
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"Do you think she'd keep it quiet?"
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"Jim, it's not the horniness, okay? It's the loneliness. That's..."
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"I know."
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"I can't. Yes, you can."
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"I'm not single."
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"Pam."
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"That's still going on?"
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"We're going to New York to party with Ryan and to meet girls."
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"Old ball and chain's been a lot more chain than ball lately,"
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"if you know what I'm saying. I'm right here."
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"No, singles only. Singles only. Also, three is unlucky."
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"Curse of three. Sorry, Andy."
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"Cannot take any chances on curses. Not tonight."
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"Let's go. Everybody, I will see you tomorrow, Saturday morning,"
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"probably wearing the same clothes that I'm wearing right now,"
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"if you catch my drift."
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"PAM: We get it."
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"I am going"
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"to go get laid."
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"Goodbye!"
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"(LAUGHING) With sex!"
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"So I caught everyone before they left, and I told them my idea."
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"Because this is a group that respects good ideas."
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"Ryan's assistant told us"
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"Packed with"
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"Swingers, classic."
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"These women look like white slaves."
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"MICHAEL: No, they're just hot. Hotties."
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"I don't know. When you think about it, Cabo is really the Third World."
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"RYAN: I don't go to a place like that to see more poverty, you know?"
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"You go there to get some glamour, and..."
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"Ta-da!"
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"All right!"
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"Ryan, it's Michael and Dwight."
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"I know it's you guys! Okay."
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"I'm so psyched you're here. Well..."
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"Let's get a drink!"
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"Let's do it!"
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"JIM: Thanks a lot, guys! Good job!"
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"Great work."
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"Did you not tell the security guard we were working late?"
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"Nope. I didn't."
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"But let's go inside and I can call him right now."
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"Perfect. You guys worked together on this one."
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"If I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in one hour, you're both dead."
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"Dwight has them both."
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"He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.""
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"RYAN: Guys, I want you to meet a really good friend of mine. This is Troy."
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"How're you doing?"
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"Hi. Dwight."
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"MICHAEL: Oh, okay. All I know is,"
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"I would like some chicken fingers and a Midori Sour."
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"Oh, okay. Then just bring me two cups,"
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"one with olives, and another one filled with maraschino cherries."
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"I might have it in here."
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"Wow, that's great, Toby."
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"It's so random that I have it."
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