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Clips from The Office - Night Out (S04E04)

"(PAM LAUGHS)"
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"What's wrong, Michael?"
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"Okay, let me be."
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"and I'd gotten under to see what it was, and I messed up my hair."
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"All for a stupid piece of tin foil."
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"We have peanut butter in the kitchen."
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"Nope, not for you, it's for your hair. And it is 9:00 a.m."
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"Tastes good, too."
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"Oh, yeah, that's nice."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"We crave beauty. Like a piece of fine art by"
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"any number of renowned artists."
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"That, but the women I'm getting fixed up with are..."
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"Not that they aren't nice or have great personalities,"
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"I am livid. Absolutely livid."
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"Yes, I'm having the Scranton branch come in on one Saturday,"
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"My favorite branch. How's everybody doing?"
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"Hey, man, do you mind if I run something by you?"
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"Thanks."
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"David Wallace does, too."
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"because he is the reason we all have to come in tomorrow."
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"Dwight."
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"I'm not seeing commissions on that."
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"I hear you, Stanley. That is a great observation."
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"Nah. Nah."
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"But, seriously..."
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"You should see the girls I meet at clubs in the city."
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"Unreal."
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"Let's go to New York. We'll go clubbing with Ryan."
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"(MICHAEL SIGHS)"
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"You know what? If we all stayed a couple hours late tonight"
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"And they loved it."
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"The one time a year they hear one."
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"It is called Prerogative."
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"DWIGHT: Fire hazard."
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""beautiful babies.""
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"Well, you know,"
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"Later."
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"We can't. I locked the office from the inside when we left."
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"You resemble the Tolkien character."
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"He basically is, man. He's a regular banking wizard."
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"No, no, no, not a wizard. A hobbit."
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"We don't serve food here."
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"You really don't have his phone number?"
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"I told you, I have the number that rings here."
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"Did you not get his name, or... No."
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"It's not... It's not Eddie. It's Evan or..."
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"Good."
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""Weevils." What a crazy word, man."
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"They lay their eggs inside the unripe beetroot,"
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"Crazy! Sick!"
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"That's too much for me, man. I'm gonna hit the bathroom."
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"You've already been several times."
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"He said it should be just under an hour, so..."
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"Sorry, guys, but I don't think I chipped in for last year's."
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"Now he's never gonna come."
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"By a show of hands, who thinks we're a better couple than Jim and Pam?"
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"I thought about getting a tattoo on my back, as well, at one point."
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"I was thinking about getting Back to the Future."
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"And it's my second-favorite movie."
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"40... I'm in my 40s."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Hell, yeah!"
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"Excuse me."
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"It's off. It's not the dude I know."
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"It's some other loser who won't let us in without chicks."
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"Wait, wait, wait. You two, Jersey State girls, let's go."
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"Let's go, two girls to a guy. Come on, let's do it."
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"Don't step on him."
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"Want to play? I can teach you to throw."
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"BARTENDER: There you go."
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"Wait a minute. What is this? I didn't order this."
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"It's for you. From them."
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"I've never met anybody who does that."
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"I think so. Yeah, I have fun."
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"(CELL PHONES RINGING)"
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"You're doing it, man I know!"
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"I think I want her to meet my mom."
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"do you ever think there's gonna be this massive nuclear holocaust?"
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"And after all the major nations are destroyed,"
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"That jungle warfare is gonna rule the world?"
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"RYAN: It's inevitable, right?"
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"Okay, I gotta go."
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"Do not take him to a hospital."
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"Pretty weird."
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"Okay, no. I have to go."
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"I'm not gonna call her."
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"Okay, so all you need to do is explain to them what happened,"
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"If they speak Spanish."
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"(SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"Lucky us."
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"This is a one-time thing. You know that, right?"
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"DWIGHT: Wow. All right!"
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"This is where the magic happens."
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"I got the sofa. DWIGHT: I got sofa."
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"In case anybody needs to go to the bathroom"
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"in the middle of the night, I don't want to get my head stepped on."
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"Do you want me to sing you a song my mother used to sing me"
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"What do I do?"
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"Here's what you do."
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"You tell him that you're his friend and that you're going to help him,"
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"to the people who're really, really bad."
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"You can leave the light on if you want, but please stop talking, okay?"
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"Like I said,"
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"Like a famous person once said,"
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"But I don't... I disagree."
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"I got gum in my hair."
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"You do."
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"Don't touch it. Please, don't touch it!"
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"You've got a ton of dandruff."
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"How'd you get gum in your hair?"
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"I was walking in and I noticed something shiny under Stanley's car,"
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"Kill me, right now."
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"I don't feel like peanut butter. Get me an ice cream sandwich."
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"No, Dwight, not the good peanut butter. People are gonna get mad."
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"Smells good."
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"Oh, don't, that's disgusting."
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"Wow, a lot of calories."
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"Well, just don't leave it on too long."
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"Keep massaging, please."
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