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Clips from The Office - Two Weeks (S05E05)

"PAM: I'm going!"
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"Pam, you can't be serious."
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"Yeah."
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"Executive assistant."
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"Still no."
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"Well, let's go."
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"Probably."
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"Michael, it's not how you leave an office. It's how you..."
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"Bye. See you later."
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"Shouldrt affect our day-to-day,"
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"Phones?"
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"Okay, I want you to be my productivity czar."
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"Okay, that's it on my list."
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"I had no idea, when I got into that car to go to New York,"
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""Two hours to go. Feeling good. Crank some tunes."
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"Revolving door, broken."
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"(KEVIN EXCLAIMS)"
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"Oh, my God. At least he's in the building."
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"He finally has a story we really wanna hear."
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"And he knows it."
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"You're in the right building, you're with the right people,"
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"what happened?"
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"I looked at Wallace and I said,"
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"Well, wouldn't it feel good to tell him that he's incompetent or..."
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"You guys have thought about this a lot more than I have."
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"I love a good quitting story."
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"It makes me feel like I have control over my own life."
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"Gives me hope."
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"But I dream."
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"About a week ago, Michael gave his two-weeks' notice."
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"And surprisingly, there is a very big difference"
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"Tastes like Splenda, gets drunk like Scotch."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"I'll tell you what I'm gonna do."
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"I'm gonna stay up all day."
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"I'm gonna sleep up all night."
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"I'm gonna give it a..."
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"Ho! Hey Ho!"
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"And I'm gonna stop worrying about calories."
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"Maybe you should go into your office, close the door"
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"Do you have any leads on a job?"
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"Have you called any headhunters?"
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"Any really good headhunter will storm your village at sunset"
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"Right, 'cause that's what we're talking about."
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"Your "I need you to" is my command."
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"Can I talk to you for a minute?"
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"Oh, God."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"What's that? Oh! Hey!"
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"What is this about?"
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"You know, 'cause you're leaving and everything."
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"Hello. Hi."
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"Isaac Sylvie here for the interview."
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"Thank you."
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"For regional manager, I've decided to go with an outside hire."
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"For obvious reasons."
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"Where you from? Philly."
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"Yeah, well, this is one of the few places that's hiring."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Pam?"
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"When will the new copier be ready?"
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"Soon could mean anything."
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"I think it's 75 cents."
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"That's a lot."
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"Bandit, no! No, no, no!"
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"But they didn't set it up."
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"So my day just got a little more interesting."
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"(MONSTERS RO ARING)"
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"It's monster. Com. Singular."
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"Thank you."
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"MAN: (WHIMPERING) Hi, you've reached Prince Paper."
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"We are sad to inform you that after 40 years of serving the community,"
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"we are no longer in business."
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"What am I gonna do?"
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"Just close your eyes."
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"'Cause I know paper. I know everything there is to know about paper."
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"Do you that the industry's in decline?"
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"Right."
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"I know paper, I know how to manage."
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"I have a name. Close your eyes."
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"No, I did that before. It added nothing."
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"Close them. Okay."
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"All right. Michael Scott Paper Company."
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"Obviously."
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"And you are not going to, either."
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"that A, exists, and B, has a salary,"
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"What's up, Chuck?"
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"Jim, what are you doing?"
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"Nothing. Just talking."
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"Okay. Michael handed in his two-week notice."
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"CHARLES: No? Okay."
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"Okay."
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"in a war we never should have been in."
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"That's a really... World War II."
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"or a ceremonial"
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"sarcophagus. Hmm."
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"My German is preindustrial and mostly religious."
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"Like Michael Scott Paper Company?"
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"You..."
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"Somebody's been talking in bed. Pillow talk."
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"Yeah. Listen, Michael."
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"'Cause it's a pretty big risk."
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"that I have had since lunch and I am not giving up on it now."
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"Yeah. You could give it up, though, right?"
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"And almost no one would know."
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"Half of them. At least."
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"I know the price points."
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"you can scan it, and then you can upload the image,"
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"and then you can copy a new image..."
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"It's to pick up my little sisters from school."
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"Yeah, I don't like talking..."
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"I didn't realize you were with anyone."
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"that I was telling you about earlier."
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"Okay, we're in the middle of something, Angela, so..."
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"Did Michael just let anybody in his office?"
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"He was, like, "Come in." Yeah."
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"I am aware of the effect I have on women."
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"She's turning 50 this year."
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"I'm starting my own paper company."
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