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Clips from The Office - Two Weeks (S05E05)

"that I was going to be quitting."
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""Should've peed before I left.""
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"Michael, get to the good part."
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"Okay, so, get up to the building."
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"So I have to take the normal door."
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"I had walked into the wrong building."
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""I quit.""
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"And as I turned to leave, I looked back,"
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"and I said, "You have no idea how high I can fly.""
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"Why would I do that?"
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"That he's wasted 15 years of your life?"
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"I just winged it."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"between Michael trying and Michael not trying."
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"Michael, is that Scotch?"
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"Scotch and Splenda."
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"(SLURPING)"
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"Clinky. Clinky-clink. Come on."
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"Pam, what you don't understand, at my level,"
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"You're headhunted."
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"I need you to go over these client lists"
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"and indicate any wrong or false data."
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"because I have all the time in the world."
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"I just wanted to tell you that..."
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"So I hope I get to work with you someday again."
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"Me, too. Me, too."
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"Is this wine? Busted. Yes."
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"Are you interviewing, too?"
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"Interviewing?"
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"For?"
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"Regional manager."
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"That's a drive."
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"I'm working on it, Kev."
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"You said it would be ready by today."
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"And it is today."
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"Soon could be three weeks."
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"Is that what soon means to you?"
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"Sometimes."
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"During the course of business a copier goes through something called"
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"Yesterday, they delivered the new one."
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"You work in paper long enough, you get to know the players."
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"Thank you for your support and may God bless you."
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"(CHUCKLES HELPLESSLY)"
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"(CLATTERING)"
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"Okay."
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"All right."
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"Close your eyes. I'd prefer not to."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"I'm going to start my own paper company."
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"You're starting your own paper company. Yeah!"
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"Yeah. Oh, God, I practically invented decline."
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"You want in? Do you want to be a part of this?"
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"I am not going to do this."
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"Agreed. Except..."
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"What I wish for you is that you land a job at a company"
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"because they're set up to do that kind of thing."
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"(CHARLES SIGHING)"
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"After you. No, I'm staying."
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"No, I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the English instructions."
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"Typical American arrogance that got us involved"
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"That is either an incense dispenser"
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"Pam, listen."
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"is there any way I could get it to say something else?"
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"Have you really thought this through?"
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"This is a dream"
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"Before you got here, I'm the one who landed all of these clients."
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"I'm on it. Don't worry."
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"Well,"
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"Could I take a piece of paper"
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"and just tape it with transparent tape?"
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"So that is why I have to leave at 5:00 on Tuesdays."
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"We're really tight. We're like the Kardashians."
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"You know, you can run this stuff by Toby."
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"Come in. I'm sorry."
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"But I just wanted to bring you the brochure on that accounting seminar"
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"Actually, you know, it was so much fun last year."
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"You know, to stay trim."
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"No way! Yeah."
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"In this climate?"
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"(MUMBLING)"
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"(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Well, it's a very intriguing concept, isn't it?"
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"What a courageous venture."
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"It's very courageous and very exciting."
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"Okay. So, think about it."
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"This is the moment you've all been waiting for."
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"Thanks, Meredith."
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"And I am not gonna let it beat me like that wireless router did."
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"to come work for me."
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"And then your margins will be razor-thin."
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"you don't cut yourself a salary for at least five years."
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"You don't have to convince me."
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"MICHAEL: (WHISPERING) Stanley."
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"MICHAEL: Listen. Listen, Stanley, you don't need to answer me now."
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"Just... I want you to think about it."
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"Okay, you're not letting me finish."
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"And you just lost out on a million dollars."
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"I had a great time at prom."
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"I know all the error messages. I could do a bound book"
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"You ready? Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"I can't pretend I haven't seen that."
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"So I'm gonna ask you to stand up, walk out"
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"a competing paper company, Michael."
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"I always thought Michael got a bad rap."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"(INAUDIBLE)"
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"It looks like he's saying something."
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"I can't believe this is really happening."
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"And I feel free!"
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"Andy, he's gone."
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"You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch."
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"Come on. Please."
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"Did anyone see the client list"
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"Okay, let me know if you find it."
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"Okay."
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"Not all the way up. Keep them at a normal height."
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"I am your future."
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"I want you to stomp your foot."
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"Okay."
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"What? Pam."
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