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Clips from The Good Place - The Burrito (S02E02)

"There is no right one. They're hats."
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"Tahani, you skipped a lot of rooms"
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"But now that I failed, can I go back in"
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"Oh, I am gonna miss you guys."
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"- What? - Doesn't matter."
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"Every time they pull my eyeballs out through my mouth,"
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"I'll think of you."
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"I feel like you always understand"
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"I mean, look at us."
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"That... was..."
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"I think I barfed in another dimension before we landed."
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"Is my barf just gonna float out there forever?"
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"Is someone gonna fly through my barf when they use the portal?"
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"And where's Michael?"
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"He sacrificed himself to save me."
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"A bad grab."
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"Like, a nice bad grab, or a mean bad grab?"
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"No Michael and no Janet."
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"Didn't even get to say a proper goodbye."
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"We're on our own."
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"Michael said the portal would lead us to the Judge,"
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"so where's the Judge?"
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"Do you think it's a test?"
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"Like, maybe one of us is supposed to eat it,"
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"or we eat it together, or... or maybe,"
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"we can go without eating it."
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"I'll eat it."
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"The burrito is the Judge."
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"Don't be so bloody ridiculous."
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"Judges aren't food, judges are serious people"
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"who wear long, silk nightgowns and big, white powdered wigs."
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"Eh."
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"He could be right."
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"I don't know, I'm just saying"
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"we've certainly seen weirder things"
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"than an all-knowing burrito."
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"We can't take any chances."
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"Hello, Your Excellency."
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"We've traveled a long distance to see you, o great one."
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"What are you guys looking at?"
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"Hi."
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"What's up, guys?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"You guys are bad."
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"Which one is the worst one of you?"
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"Oh, I bet it's you."
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"Okay, yeah, well, we did just sort of "show up,""
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"but we had to. We were escaping the Bad Place,"
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"which now that I think about it,"
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"So, you guys can relax. Get comfortable."
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"A classic Saint Crispin's Day garden party frock."
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"- Not important. - Let's have a look at your files."
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"You're not omniscient?"
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"Well..."
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"Not in the way you mean."
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"I try to learn as little as I can about the events"
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"of humankind so I can remain impartial, 'cause I'm a judge."
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"That being said, sometimes I get bored"
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"It's okay."
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"I mean, I'm immortal, but that thing is long."
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"You know what I'm saying."
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"Anyway, your petition is denied. I can't hear your case."
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"What?"
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"I just absorbed the entirety of your existences,"
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"you guys are so cute."
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"Send you back."
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"You frankly wouldn't believe what we've been through"
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"just to be here today."
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"I mean, I would,"
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"because I just learned everything about you,"
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"but keep talking."
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"I am, like, obsessed with your accent."
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"is an audience with you to prove it."
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"To paraphrase a song written by my godfather..."
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"hey, judge."
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"Don't make it bad."
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"Take a sad group and make us better."
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"Say aluminum."
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"Al-you-minnium."
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"And I love your passion."
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"to just show up here unannounced."
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"30 years and I'm super bored."
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"So, it's either this or start "Bloodline,""
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"and I don't know, I just don't feel like"
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"I can see Kyle Chandler as anyone else but Coach Taylor."
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"So, the case?"
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"Right."
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"You really junked your jeans on this one, you butterface."
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"I did what I had to do."
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"How could you betray your own kind like this?"
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"by reaching down their throat"
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"and grabbing their butt from the inside?"
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"You got that right, sister."
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"And this is how you repay me."
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"Oh, spare me the sanctimonious lecture."
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"You never cared about me."
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"In the words of one of my actual friends..."
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"Ya basic."
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"It's devastating."
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"You'll never find her."
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"Oh, you mean this Good Janet?"
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"She was wandering the halls being polite to people,"
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"So, I marble-ized her."
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"Keep her if you want."
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"Maybe shove it up your wiener for safekeeping?"
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"I don't know, it's up to you."
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"I'm going to give each of you a test"
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"to see how much progress you've made."
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"- Mrrup. - Great."
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"Can we be tested together as a group?"
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"Yeah, we all need to be able to cheat off Chidi."
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"I get it now."
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"I'm sorry, cuties, the tests have to be individual."
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"The only reason we've come this far"
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"is because we've helped each other."
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"And I don't think anything's gonna feel like the Good Place"
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"So, if you all pass, you're in."
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"Terrible idea."
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"But whatever blows your dress up, am I right?"
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"Good."
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