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Clips from South Park - HUMANCENTiPAD (S15E15)

"and we seek your wisdom."
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"Okay, well, I'm sorry"
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"[email protected]."
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"Okay."
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"I want my son back!"
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"Yeah, but it's all a mistake."
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"We know. It's preposterous."
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"So, sorry, Kyle, but I am starving."
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"Vanilla paste! Vanilla paste!"
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"Cuttlefish and asparagus?"
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"Don't worry. We're here to help you."
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"Oh! Thank you! Thank you!"
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"Shh! Come on, hurry!"
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"We have an ambulance waiting outside!"
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"If I'm going to perform surgery, I need permission."
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"We're sorry, sir."
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"Hold on, Kyle!"
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"Okay, that should do it."
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"Sorry Apple kidnapped your friend, guys,"
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"but I believe we have it all cleared up."
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"You do?"
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"Yup, we got you a replacement friend."
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"I'll summon the council."
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"Do you know if your friend has a Verizon"
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"Tom, it's a big, exciting day for Mac Apple users,"
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"the unveiling of the first HumancentiPad."
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"Apple has joined up with Best Buy and Dr. Phil"
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"And I want to thank the Apple company"
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"for helping us make today a very special day for him."
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"Whoa! Cool!"
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"It does email and web browsing,"
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"Yes, but can it read?"
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"It took a while, but I'm pretty sure"
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"The geniuses are performing the Toran Ra."
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"It's future stuff."
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"and a council of geniuses with all their future... -"
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"The Toran Ra has revealed the answer to your problem."
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"It's very easy."
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"and then you have to iApprove all his agreements."
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"Come on, it's not that big a deal."
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"All right, fine."
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"Kal-if-fee!"
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"do you agree to let Apple"
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"track your location at all times?"
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"I agree."
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"I agree."
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"Dude, HumancentiPad is awesome!"
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"Damn it, I'm trying to create the future here!"
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"and I've even been to Me."
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"You have helped connect everyone to each other."
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"I agree."
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"Hey, what is this, some kind of sick prank?"
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"I get the greatest thing ever just to have it taken away?"
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"Or at least a courtesy lick, God!"
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"Very well. I will eat the cuttlefish."
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"No!"
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"They're in here!"
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"Go. Go. Come on, guys. Come on, go!"
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"Just try to stay calm."
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"We're gonna have to try to get you separated right away."
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"Yes, please hurry!"
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"We got it. We got it!"
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"Doctor, can you take this thing apart?"
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"Sign this release so we can operate!"
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"No! Damn it!"
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"It didn't read it!"
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"End simulation. End the simulation!"
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"What is wrong with you people?"
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"Why can't you get the HumancentiPad to read?"
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"We really thought we could get it to read this time."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Cuttlefish is about to come out of my asshole!"
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"Oh! Here it comes!"
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"I believe in you!"
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"to do a customer check, uh-huh."
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"You should be all good to go."
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"Hi, guys."
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"We want our friend! -"
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"We're gonna have to bring more geniuses in on this."
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"Yeah, I think we should have a quickening"
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"with all the geniuses."
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"Okay, if you guys just wait here a sec,"
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"we're gonna have a quickening with the council of geniuses."
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"or AT&T mobile number associated with his. Me account?"
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"I think Verizon."
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"Okay."
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"As part of a clear PR stunt,"
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"to donate the first CentiPad"
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"to a needy boy who was raped by his mother."
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"In all my years, I've never heard"
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"a more tragic story than that of Eric Cartman."
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"And as president of Best Buy, Eric,"
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"get fucked in one of our stores again."
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"When Dr. Phil contacted us at Apple"
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"with Eric's story,"
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"we knew we had to get on board."
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"And so, Eric, here is your very own..."
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"HumancentiPad!"
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"Oh, wow, no way!"
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"and it shits in Kyle's mouth?"
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"This is the greatest thing that has ever been invented!"
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"Don't worry."
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"it has finally learned to read."
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"Hasn't it?"
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"Yes. I promise I'll read."
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"What the hell are they doing now?"
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"All right, that's it!"
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"It's okay, sir."
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"We can retroactively make your son's agreement invalid."
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"Okay! Finally! How do we do that?"
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"No! I don't want to join Apple."
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"I like my PC."
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"But if you join,"
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"we can make your son's account into a family account,"
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"Will you just stop resisting"
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"and join the rest of us in the future?"
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"I'll sign up with Apple."
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"Gerald Broflovski,"
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"Do you agree to give Apple"
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"access to all your personal information,"
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