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Clips from South Park - HUMANCENTiPAD (S15E15)

"Oh, my God!"
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"Isn't it awesome having an iPad, you guys?"
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"Hey, Bebe, where's your iPad?"
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"Hey, hey, you see my iPad, Token?"
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"Funny, you don't seem to have one."
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"I thought your family was rich!"
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"You dumbasses have to play four square"
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"'cause you don't have iPads!"
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"Oh, no, wait."
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"Maybe I'll download some more cool apps!"
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"This is so awesome!"
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"to an iPad cover and you're faking it."
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"Tom Saltzman's dad is an alcoholic"
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"who drinks and drives!"
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"Seriously, you guys,"
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"- So plug it in. - I left my charger at home!"
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"Well, good going, Mom."
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"You've completely screwed me over!"
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"You said I had to wait till my birthday to get an iPad,"
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"isn't real, and tomorrow everyone's gonna call me a liar."
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"I just don't want any big company"
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"tracking where I am at all times."
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"Can we get a weight, please?"
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"83 pounds, good. Let's get the blood work."
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"Hey, you can't do that!"
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"When you downloaded the last iTunes update,"
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"All right, let's get him to the water tank."
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"You've agreed to all of this!"
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"These business casual G-men are trying to kidnap me!"
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"to the latest terms and conditions on iTunes!"
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"Why?"
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"Who the hell reads that entire thing"
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"every time it pops up?"
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"You're telling me that every time"
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"Well, how do you know if you agree to something"
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"if you don't read it?"
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"Well, I turned off all my Apple stuff."
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"They can't locate you"
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"Dad!"
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"Kyle, what are you doing here?"
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"but you didn't mean to agree to it, what do you do?"
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"to know what they are signing."
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"and they send me a new one, like, every three weeks!"
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"No, I don't know how it is. I use a PC."
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"Come on, let's go!"
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"Dad! You Tasered my dad!"
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"- This one, this one! - Oh, sweetie, $900?"
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"Eric, we can't afford that one."
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"Toshiba Handibook."
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"at half the price."
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"everyone's gonna think I'm a poverty-stricken asshole!"
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"Why don't you go across the street"
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"Because we should at least be safe"
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"You might as well go buy some cigarettes too,"
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"Go on, Mom. Fuck me! Fuck me!"
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"I wasn't trying to get you in trouble."
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"Then why did you go outside to a police officer"
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"Well, no, that doesn't really"
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"because I'm already being punished"
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"Please can we just go back and get the Toshiba Handibook?"
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"and get some dinner?"
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"I just clicked "Agree." I didn't read it."
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"and I-I didn't know what I was agreeing to!"
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"You can't agree by accident."
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"There's a failsafe built in."
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"Even if you click on "Agree,""
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"Heh! Right."
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"Who just agrees to something they don't read?"
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"and become the prototype"
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"and they will be sewn together, mouth to anus."
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"You agreed to this."
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"and he agreed this was okay-"
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"and part centipede"
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""You agree that Apple may charge your credit card"
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""or PayPal account for any products"
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"We're trying to find out exactly what Kyle agreed to."
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"that allows a company to do what they're talking about"
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"Oh, nope. Here it is right here."
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""that Apple may sew your mouth"
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"Oh, boy."
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""sew yet another person's mouth onto your butthole,"
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"For what?"
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"To find out where Apple is keeping my son!"
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"You guys, we're gonna have to ask help from..."
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"to take their videos, music, and photos,"
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"and all their shit"
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"who could do the same with all their shit."
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"was walk or read..."
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"What's that? What's that you're saying?"
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"then just sign right here."
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"No! You didn't read it!"
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"and that we can do whatever we want!"
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"It's probably low on power. We should feed it."
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"No!"
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"but burrito is too delicious!"
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"It better be reading by then!"
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"Feel sick!"
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"Today on Dr. Phil,"
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"Does this happen often?"
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"Does she... - does she fuck you a lot?"
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"Dude, Filipino hookers don't get fucked the way I do."
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"Aw!"
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"At Best Buy."
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"Aw!"
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"Your mother fucked you at Best Buy?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"And people saw her doing this?"
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"Yes!"
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"And they didn't do anything?"
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"- No! - Eric, stop it!"
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"Oh, there she is! There's my mom right now!"
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"- I don't! - She does!"
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"She does it all the time! She fucked me on Christmas."
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"She fucked me on my birthday."
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"You know, Mom, the least you could do is kiss me first,"
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"Boo!"
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"If I was gonna fuck my son,"
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"Gerald Broflovski."
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"Okay, the geniuses will see us now."
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"Hi, my name is Leslie. I'll be your genius."
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