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Clips from American Dad! - Stan Goes on the Pill (S09E09)

"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"Slow down. I want to finish the story"
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"Where'd I leave off? Oh, yeah."
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"So, I saw Sandra at the market today."
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"I guess he took a blender to school and..."
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"I'm here! Okay, let's do this."
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"What? I was listening."
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"Then you won't mind taking this pop quiz"
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"Your maiden name? These questions are impossible!"
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"I'm beat."
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"What's the business?"
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"She's withholding sex?"
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"It's an experimental drug the CIA has designed"
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"Damn it, why is this fridge always so full?"
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"Wait, I can't quit."
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"Trish. There you are."
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"Take these, and in no time you'll be"
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"I wanted to let you know that..."
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"What do you hear, sir?"
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"Well, we've spent all the money, but we have our location."
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"The finishing touches."
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"No, seriously. I want to know."
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"How was your day?"
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"Well..."
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"You know what I mean? I don't."
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"Oh, Stan. Pee fast."
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"Either I've gone crazy, or I've turned into a woman!"
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"I have a headache from all that screaming."
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"to these boots I'm already sick of."
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"Steve had his hand raised. Steve."
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"Absolutely not. Everyone knows if they're flawless,"
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"I... I don't know."
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"Is he dead? Is he finally dead?"
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"Don't-don't do that."
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"I-I don't feel confident there."
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"Let me do this."
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"This isn't working."
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"Kids, we are not lesbians!"
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"Not yet, but I'll keep you posted."
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"I really needed this."
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"Blue, blue, this shade of blue!"
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"All suits in stock are 42 regular."
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"Shut up."
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"Is there news from the lab?"
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"Yes, and I'm afraid it isn't good."
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"# You say you're gonna rail her #"
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"# We're really glad to hear"
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"# She'll be grinning ear to ear, hey! #"
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"I love the family atmosphere here."
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"Body of a woman?"
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"She left about 20 minutes ago with some guy."
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"Bullock!"
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"Well, that is good news."
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"frankly, I'm pretty excited about."
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"Not many people get the chance to see the moon while moving."
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"We're still waiting on a cure."
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"so he can sleep with him."
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"The scene is set to discuss work concerns."
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"and restock it, but it's been 12 years."
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"Very intriguing."
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"Come on, come on! Get out of my way!"
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"I love what I've heard so far."
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"Do I have a man's haircut?"
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"Seems like a best friend"
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"Let me be that man."
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"You're telling me you haven't wondered what it'd be like"
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"That's what I thought."
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"Now, what if this happened?"
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"You're right."
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"I bought him in Thailand."
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"Oh, no."
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"Still warm."
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"You're still not listening!"
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"If you love someone, you have to at least try to listen to them."
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"I hope this won't make things weird at work."
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"Pop quiz."
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"Who did I talk to at the CIA?"
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"Let's see, it's..."
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"Oh, crap! Cops!"
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"Who's responsible for this?"
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"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"# Good... # Good morning, USA"
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"Aah!"
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"Back you go, number 47."
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"See you in three years."
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"Well, now that my suit is hung,"
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"well, not-not hung but super wide."
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"I was telling you at dinner."
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"Oh, great."
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"She's still having a tough time dealing with little Jason."
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"Back for another evening of pantomime and shadow?"
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"# I want a hippopotamus for Christmas #"
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"# Only a hippopotamus will do... #"
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"Stan?"
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"Stan! What?"
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"You want to start individually"
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"and then join forces for the big finale?"
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"No. I'm tired of you pretending to listen to me"
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"just so you can pound this."
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"It's disrespectful."
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"Oh, really?"
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"about everything I said today."
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"The gender of Denise's new baby?"
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"The ethnicity of your friend Tuvok?"
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"Impossible to answer right now, because..."
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"My stomach! It hurts so bad!"
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"Oh, brother."
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"How dare you! It could be my appendix!"
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"Oh. Well, then you'll need an ambulance, won't you?"
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"You know, you tell yourself you're gonna get this job"
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"at Hearty's and it's gonna be this great thing, but..."
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"it's not."
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"So why don't you quit?"
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"I'd love to, but I only have $1,200 saved."
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"H-Hold up. $1,200?"
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"Klaus, you can quit your job!"
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"We'll use that money to start a business and be our own bosses!"
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"I don't know."
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"Roger and Klaus's Business."
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"I love it!"
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