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Clips from 30 Rock - The Ones (S03E03)

"This Saturday is the 20th anniversary of the night that me and Angie met."
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"She was working at the Dyker Heights Arthur Treacher's,"
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"It's either gonna be a denim jacket that says "hot bitch" in diamonds..."
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"Or a slanket."
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"instead of spending all this money on junk?"
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"You are wise, Liz Lemon."
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"I'll take that slanket too if you're not gonna use it."
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"- Puerto rican! - That's interesting."
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"I mean Puertorico, where you're supposed to be."
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"- Why doesn't Jack know that? - Cause I don't know what to do."
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"Sorry, I haven't spoken english in two menses."
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"with his proposings at marriage?"
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"I don't understand. You love him."
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"I do."
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"That's why I call him"el uno"."
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"- Are you a man? - Really?"
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"That's your guess, a man?"
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"so much."
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"I don't think I have the strength to tell it to his head."
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"That's why I was hoping that you..."
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"Good-bye forever, Liz Lemon."
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"Well, I see why he likes it."
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"I've got all your albums. Even the one with Phil sector."
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"I still think it would have sold better if he had shot me in the face."
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"But if you had... I would have liked to have gotten that call."
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"That would have been nice."
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"I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere."
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"Dude, we gotta go, man."
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"I stole some pens!"
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"Mr. Lutz, this is my telephone number."
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"Hey, Jack! Do you have a sec?"
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"It's over."
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"It's over before it started. Drink with me."
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"I'm sorry, but I'm glad it didn't have to come from me."
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"- What did you wanna talk to me about? - Hey, Jack!"
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"I have been trying to figure out how to not..."
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"- tell you this. - Mi amor!"
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"Querida."
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"so we can celebrate in style."
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"Lemon, isn't it wonderful?"
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"I'm not going to because you have to."
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"You okay?"
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"I'm fine."
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"We're perfect for each other. But he left before I could get his name."
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"they wouldn't even connect me to their celebrity service."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"- See you later. - No, no. Listen."
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"There's this question psychiatrists use to identify sociopaths."
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"A woman goes to her mother's funeral,"
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"where she meets the perfect man. Love at first sight."
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"But he leaves before she finds out who he is."
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"She kills her father,"
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"hoping that the guy will come to that funeral too."
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"That's correct!"
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"- Thanks for the advice. - No, that wasn't advice!"
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"She'd have to kill her father's doorman and anyone who might have seen her."
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"And you for giving her the idea in the first place."
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"- Liz Lemon, you dummy! - I'm wearing it as a joke."
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"OK, you like tattoos."
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"scaring off beautiful women in the clubs."
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"You know I like to socialize."
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"And you know my signature move with the ladies..."
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"is taking off my shirt!"
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"I can't get this tattoo and I can't tell Angie no."
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"What do you want me to say?"
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"Sorry I made it harder for you to cheat on your wife?"
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"That's a start."
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"Strawberries!"
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"Someone call the cute guy at 911!"
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"I need to ask you something, about Elisa."
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"desire to keep her maiden name?"
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"No. Sorry."
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"Because I'd like her to be Elisa Donaghy,"
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"but if she wants to be Elisa Padriera-Donaghy, then..."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Elisa has a terrible secret. My current theory"
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"OK, I searched Elisa Padriera and the black widow,"
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"but all web sites are in spanish."
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"Call that cleaning lady back. We need somebody who speaks spanish."
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"I speak spanish."
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"Puertorican! Viuda negra!"
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"I'm so sorry to tell you such a dark tale"
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"I was married once, and I killed my husband."
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"It was a crime of passion."
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"You know me."
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"Why aren't you in jail?"
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"La viuda negra"
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"I guess I'm glad you know."
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"I already put my wedding announcement in Cigar Aficionado."
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"How about this?"
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"and make it look like a lion named..."
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"That is a great idea!"
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"If you want everyone to think I own a gay lion!"
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"- Tangiers? - No judgment in brainstorming."
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"Look, this is my reputation we're talking about here!"
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"Use your heads!"
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"Have you ever met anyone that's killed somebody?"
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"I think my grandpa may have."
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"I still want to marry Elisa."
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"You do? Really?"
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"So she had one bad day."
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"Being in a relationship means overlooking certain flaws."
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"I mean, somewhere right now, a guy is on a J-Date"
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"God bless. I guess I just"
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"really don't understand men."
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"Nobody ever said you did."
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"Pardon me. Excuse me."
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"What are you two doing here? Where's the hot guy?"
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"Yes. Where's the cute paramedic who was here last night?"
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"He was wearing a uniform. He was totally into me."
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"Like on a sheik's pleasure yacht."
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"What a quandary. Wait, I have a suggestion..."
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"What if I find myself stranded in a snow cave with a stern but comely"
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"lady geologist, both of us knowing that our only chance for survival"
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"is the heat from our naked bodies?"
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"Sorry, I just do not get you guys."
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"Again, that is not being disputed. But my options for male advice"
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"around here are limited."
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"So I think the Pranksmen should all wear fedoras."
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"Could the hats have feathers?"
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