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Clips from Family Guy - Total Recall (S11E11)

"Take that, you jagoffs!"
Family Guy
"I hope you die!"
Family Guy
"God, Quagmire gets so competitive with sports."
Family Guy
"Ta it kesy."
Family Guy
"I'm not gonna take it easy!"
Family Guy
"These guys are going down!"
Family Guy
"You're going down in front of all these people!"
Family Guy
"Joe, Joey, Joey, Joey, Joe, Joey, Joe!"
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"Yes! Yeah!"
Family Guy
"Oh, what's this? What's this?"
Family Guy
"It says right here we won!"
Family Guy
"We won, you dicks! You suck!"
Family Guy
"We're having my son's birthday party over here."
Family Guy
"Yeah, sure, sure, sure, honey."
Family Guy
"Well, this is great."
Family Guy
"So when you guys aren't celebrating"
Family Guy
"a big bowling victory, what do you normally do here?"
Family Guy
"Uh, well, sometimes we compare women."
Family Guy
"How do you play?"
Family Guy
"Well, it's like, um--"
Family Guy
"Kristen Stewart or Scarlett Johansson?"
Family Guy
"Oh, definitely Scarlett Johansson."
Family Guy
"For one thing, there's the boobs,"
Family Guy
"which Kristen Stewart does not have."
Family Guy
"is more of a bath person when she really needs a shower."
Family Guy
"She does seem kind of dirty."
Family Guy
"Yeah, someone should write "wash me""
Family Guy
"in the dust on that flat ass."
Family Guy
"Move over funnyman Richard Lewis."
Family Guy
"We got Richard Lois!"
Family Guy
"Well, here we are."
Family Guy
"great. Hey, may on the ride home,"
Family Guy
"So what exactly is your plan here?"
Family Guy
"and when the time is right, we'll slip away and find Rupert."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's our gunman."
Family Guy
"and we have to make sure it doesn't get out."
Family Guy
"Rupert! My God, you're all right!"
Family Guy
"Brian, don't say anything."
Family Guy
"Uh, Stewie?"
Family Guy
"Oh, crap."
Family Guy
"This is not the way out! This is not the way out!"
Family Guy
"and give us three more beers over here!"
Family Guy
"(laughs) Lois, you're always giving me the business."
Family Guy
"Hey, I meant to tell you guys."
Family Guy
"That's awesome!"
Family Guy
"Oh, this'll be so fun!"
Family Guy
"You know, if we leave right now,"
Family Guy
"we can probably still get there before the first pitch."
Family Guy
"Hey, you guys."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, Peter. How's it going?"
Family Guy
"Peter, it's so good to see you up and around!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, how ya feeling?"
Family Guy
"I'm feeling shipshape."
Family Guy
"Ah, that's good to hear."
Family Guy
"Aw, you got tickets? That's sweet."
Family Guy
"Oh, well, actually, we only have three tickets,"
Family Guy
"and we're going with Lois."
Family Guy
"With Lois?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, we've actually been"
Family Guy
"having a great time with her."
Family Guy
"Yeah, no, that's, that's fine."
Family Guy
"I mean, yeah, you only got three tickets."
Family Guy
"Okay, we'll see you later."
Family Guy
"(sighs) Hey, Horace,"
Family Guy
"Don't talk to me that way, you son of a bitch!"
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, Peter!"
Family Guy
"Oh, hey."
Family Guy
"Did you have fun at the game?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, it was so exciting."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry you missed it."
Family Guy
"Yeah, no, th-that's okay."
Family Guy
"I've just been hanging out here having a great time with..."
Family Guy
"Meg?! Hey."
Family Guy
"I thought you was a bag of peeling potatoes."
Family Guy
"Well, maybe next time you can come"
Family Guy
"with us when we go to Red Sock Field."
Family Guy
"Quags and Swanny were so funny yelling things at the visitors."
Family Guy
"Quags and Swanny?!"
Family Guy
"Lois, it's one thing to steal my friends,"
Family Guy
"I'm only doing what you asked me to do."
Family Guy
"No, I asked you to take my place"
Family Guy
"at the bowling tournament, that's it!"
Family Guy
"Look, Lois, I have my friends,"
Family Guy
"and all those rusty pink razors in the shower."
Family Guy
"Now just stick to what's intended for you"
Family Guy
"Are you saying you want me"
Family Guy
"to stop hanging out with Joe and Quagmire?"
Family Guy
"And you know how hard it is"
Family Guy
"for me to make new friends."
Family Guy
"Is this friends?"
Family Guy
"Stewie, we're never gonna find him."
Family Guy
"They're all exactly the same."
Family Guy
"Wow. I wish you could hear how racist you sound right now."
Family Guy
"Come on. Can't you give"
Family Guy
"You know, for every one they sell,"
Family Guy
"they save a giraffe in the wild."
Family Guy
"And so Lois sweet-talks her way backstage."
Family Guy
"Next thing you know,"
Family Guy
"One of them drives a Volvo!"
Family Guy
"Drives a super-safe car, does that for a living!"
Family Guy
"Go figure!"
Family Guy
"(laughing)"
Family Guy
"Vikki."
Family Guy
"Vikki Carr."
Family Guy
"Peter, relax. It just happens"
Family Guy
"that your wife has some funny stories, that's all."
Family Guy
"Well, I got some funny stories."
Family Guy
"I knew a guy who choked on an almond."
Family Guy
"Now he can't take care of his own bathroom needs."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I feel bad for him."
Family Guy
"Oh, don't feel bad for him."
Family Guy
"What? (laughs)"
Family Guy
"(sobbing): Please look at me!"
Family Guy
"What the hell's wrong with you, Peter?"
Family Guy
"I'm Quags."
Family Guy
"(sobbing): I don't know who any of you are anymore!"
Family Guy
"Oh, he's really upset."
Family Guy
"I haven't seen him like this"
Family Guy
"All alone in the world."
Family Guy
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