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Clips from Family Guy - Total Recall (S11E11)

"Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker."
Family Guy
"For those of you who turned out"
Family Guy
"to see my stand-up comedy debut at Zany's last night,"
Family Guy
"I again apologize for what I said about Moroccans."
Family Guy
"But today's breaking news"
Family Guy
"is that the New England Toy and Game Company"
Family Guy
"has issued an immediate recall of all of its stuffed bears,"
Family Guy
"like the one shown here."
Family Guy
"The bear's eyes can become easily detached"
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"and pose a potential choking hazard."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, that's the same teddy bear Stewie has."
Family Guy
"We got to send that thing back right away."
Family Guy
"Boy, I wonder if there's anything more"
Family Guy
"on Channel Two about this."
Family Guy
"has a meltdown at a local comedy club."
Family Guy
"Look at you, you fat, gross Moroccans"
Family Guy
"with your ooga-booga food."
Family Guy
"(moaning)"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna have to crawl to the bathroom."
Family Guy
"(deep voice): Yeah, that was incredible."
Family Guy
"You know, I even won a deep voice contest"
Family Guy
"I heard you coming."
Family Guy
"Where have you come from?"
Family Guy
"I've come from where I've been."
Family Guy
"at the wrong end of a shotgun and the deep end of a grave"
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"at the far end of a dead-end road."
Family Guy
"Well, I should probably get going."
Family Guy
"Me, Joe and Quagmire are going bowling again."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, this is so much fun."
Family Guy
"Ms. Simon, enough years have gone by"
Family Guy
"Don't you think it's time to tell the world"
Family Guy
"who that song was written about?"
Family Guy
"Come on, Rupert, let's go."
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"to the end of the driveway,"
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"Rupert?"
Family Guy
"Hey, what's going on?"
Family Guy
"Brian, I can't find Rupert anywhere."
Family Guy
"Have you seen him?"
Family Guy
"Believe me, I was in control the whole time."
Family Guy
"But don't worry, they sent a replacement."
Family Guy
"Here, the guy just delivered it."
Family Guy
"Replacement?"
Family Guy
"What the hell is this?"
Family Guy
"Maybe you could call him, like, Gizmo or something."
Family Guy
"Oh, look, he can fly."
Family Guy
"I hate him."
Family Guy
"His mouth is always open like P. Diddy."
Family Guy
"Well, what do you mean?"
Family Guy
"You ever notice how in every photo of P. Diddy,"
Family Guy
"his mouth is hanging open?"
Family Guy
"Well, actually, Diddy hired a guy to close his mouth for him."
Family Guy
"Young girls love him, but he makes real music that..."
Family Guy
"Sorry I'm late."
Family Guy
"(chuckles): Oh, ho, ho."
Family Guy
"and created antibodies, and then the pathogens"
Family Guy
"were filtered out by my kidneys into my urine"
Family Guy
"Peter, not now."
Family Guy
"Yesterday you were all over me."
Family Guy
"And then, for a confusing period, inside of me."
Family Guy
"I had no control over what I did yesterday, Peter."
Family Guy
"I mean, I'm glad you're feeling better,"
Family Guy
"but, boy, that sick voice of yours was hot."
Family Guy
"Damn it, this sucks, Brian."
Family Guy
"I was getting laid left and right."
Family Guy
"Yeah, sounds like being sick was really working for you."
Family Guy
"Well, you know what I got to do?"
Family Guy
"anyone has ever had."
Family Guy
"Well, you're wrong there."
Family Guy
"The worst idea anyone ever had was silver bullets."
Family Guy
"Barbara Liebowitz's husband just bought her a diamond brooch."
Family Guy
"You know how he afforded that?"
Family Guy
"Meg, have you seen Dad?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, he's at the dentist."
Family Guy
"Okay, go ahead and spit."
Family Guy
"It's okay, go ahead."
Family Guy
"All right, Chris,"
Family Guy
"I figured out a great way to get sick."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna be a woman at work who cannot get sick right now."
Family Guy
"(sneezes)"
Family Guy
"Sweetie, maybe you need to go home."
Family Guy
"I have way too much to do."
Family Guy
"It's okay, everyone will understand."
Family Guy
"There's Kendra's birthday and the baby shower,"
Family Guy
"and with this move, I-I just cannot get sick right now."
Family Guy
"I have to finish typing this..."
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"typing this..."
Family Guy
"(sneezes)"
Family Guy
"Where in World War Two is Waldo?"
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"(weakly): Do I sound sexy?"
Family Guy
"Tell me I sound sexy."
Family Guy
"Clear off the couch, kids."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna do your mother right here."
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"I cannot get sick right now."
Family Guy
"Dr. Hartman, is Peter gonna be okay?"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna scream."
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"Peter, what are you doing?"
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"Get back in bed."
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"Peter, I haven't bowled since college."
Family Guy
"Please, you got to do me this favor, Lois."
Family Guy
"You owe me from when I took you to see Shakespeare in the Park,"
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"where the gay guys go to have sex."
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"To be, or not to be..."
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"MAN: Aah!"
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"MAN 2: Aah! Right there!"
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"That is the question."
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"Whether 'tis nobler..."
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"MAN: This isn't love, by the way."
Family Guy
"Yeah, okay, but I hope you brought it today,"
Family Guy
"But don't worry, Glenn,"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I know you think you are."
Family Guy
"Okay, that's two down, guys, two outs."
Family Guy
"Okay, guys, let's go."
Family Guy
"Okay, heads up, two down."
Family Guy
"NBA players are predominantly black."
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"I'm filling in for Peter."
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"He's sick."
Family Guy
"All right, finally a little harpoon"
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"All right, what do you say we get this thing started, huh?"
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"My God."
Family Guy
"Yes! That's what I'm talking about!"
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