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Clips from Family Guy - Running Mates (S02E02)

""is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""all the things that make us"
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""He's a family guy""
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"l say, Rupert, these crumpets you've prepared look positively divine!"
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"Out of the house? Why, l'd be free from your oppressive gynocracy!"
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"Boy, l'll be glad when that studio audience moves out of the neighborhood."
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"Lois, what's with the sign?"
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"That's it! l'm calling the cops!"
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"So what's the big deal? lt's normal for a boy his age to be curious."
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"WeIcome to eighth grade orientation, everyone,"
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"- Peter! - l didn't say that."
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"Oh, my God! lt's Mr. Fargas!"
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"Don't you remember me? l was your favorite student."
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"No, they gave me these by order of the School Board."
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"Sorry to fly off the handle. Here, let me see that."
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"Mom, if you get elected can you fix it so l win Homecoming Queen?"
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"l'm sorry! But l do have a mind of my own!"
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"And l happen to agree with the School Board's decision."
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"Matter of fact, l'm the most non-competitive. So l win."
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"King me."
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"Peter, since when do you care about the School Board?"
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"We can rebuild him."
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"l'm Lois."
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"It's in a very naughty pIace,"
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"You should be striving to thwart my noisome misdeeds."
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"Go, Dad!"
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"She can burn in hell for all l care! Sure she can."
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"This is Iife, the one you get, so go and have a baII..."
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"You take the good, you take the bad..."
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"Okay, Mrs, Griffin?"
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"That's why, if I'm eIected, I promise to fight for competent teachers..."
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"...a better-funded music department and updated textbooks..."
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"Peter, that wasn't you,"
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"That was AdoIpho Shabba-Doo Electric Boogaloo,"
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"So you're caIIing me a Iiar?"
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"The chiIdren of Quahog are our greatest treasure,"
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"Thank you, Mr, Griffin, We now move on--"
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"Lois!"
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"l didn't enjoy humiliating Peter, but what choice did l have?"
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"As soon as the polls close, we can put all this ugliness behind us."
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"A Iot of nasty things have been said during this campaign,"
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"I know I don't,"
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"- Good morning. l'm Tom Tucker. - And l'm Diane Simmons."
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"I heard that, Damn!"
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"Don't feel bad, Mom. All my friends think you're hot!"
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"Don't even talk to me, Peter. You humiliated your own wife!"
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"That's mine.... Shaft."
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"Chris Griffin. He got it from his dad."
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"l mean, l can handle ugly. But this is like circus ugly."
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"l am. l just came to see him twist in the wind."
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"Oh, honey. Maybe."
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"Oh, yeah. Right."
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"I just wanted to win so bad,"
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"HaIt, Present haII pass, Excuse me?"
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""lt seems today that all you see"
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""but where are those good, old-fashioned values"
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""on which we used to rely?"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""laugh 'n' cry"
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"Excellent texture, provocative support. Try another, you say?"
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"Aren't l the wicked one?"
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"Stewie, l've told you before, don't eat dirt. lt's disgusting."
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"And l suppose the bilious curds you force-fed me from your teat..."
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"...were perfectly fine then?"
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"- Glen, would you mind holding Stewie? - Said and done."
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"Hey there, spud with the mud."
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"Good Lord! Do you bathe in Aqua Velva?"
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"Hi. You've got our votes. Thank you, Cleveland."
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"Someone has to run against that awful Betsy Lebeau."
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"She actually opposes background checks for new teachers!"
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"God knows who she might hire."
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"So the square of a hypotenuse, which we will label C..."
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"...making the sides opposite both of the acute angles A and B..."
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"...always equals the sum of the squares of the other sides."
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"Any questions?"
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"lt's just something l have to do."
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"Even if winning means spending time out of the house and away from my family."
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"You should be out giving speeches, shaking hands, kissing babies!"
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"Not this baby!"
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"Lois, you seen my pants?"
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"Lois, what's with the sign?"
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"Peter, we discussed this. l'm running for School Board."
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"You never listen to me."
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"Yeah, l remember. Hey, Cleveland. Hey, Quagmire."
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"You guys? Chris' principal just called. Chris is in trouble."
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"Mr. Griffin, l'm afraid l have bad news."
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"l caught your son peeking into the girls' locker room."
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"Oh, Chris!"
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"l remember when l first noticed girls starting to develop."
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"Locker assignments wiII be handed out in the Iibrary after Iunch period,"
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"If you have any questions about your Iocker assignments..."
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"...or your cIass scheduIe, pIease come...,"
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"We'll continue this discussion tonight, young man."
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"A woman is not an object."
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"Your mother is right, son. Listen to what it says."
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"Lee Majors did."
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"What? Women are things."
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"He was my favorite teacher!"
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"Take out your scalpels, kids. We're going to dissect a clown!"
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"No wonder this clown died. His lungs are filled with candy!"
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"Why don't you go say hello?"
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"l'm gonna drop off some campaign flyers in the teachers' lounge."
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"Hey, Mr. Fargas! lt's me, Peter Griffin!"
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"Griffin. Sorry, not on the list."
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"You taught me everything. Math, science."
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"You even taught me how to dance just in time for the prom."
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"Peter, you start like this."
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"Like this?"
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"Yeah. Now add a little turn and do a buck and wing."
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"Come on, Mr. Fargas, do the whole darn thing."
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"Jeez, Mr. Fargas, what happened to you? Somebody give you a fun-ectomy?"
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"They said it evens me out."
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"That's what l think about you taking chill pills from the Man."
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"Look, the old Farg made learning fun. He's what these kids need."
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"Now get back in that classroom and teach your "Fargin"' ass off."
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"Don't come in! Just a minute!"
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"Chris, your mother wants me and you to have a talk."
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"No!"
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"l was going for a new record."
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"Now, son, as men, it's only natural for us to look at naked girls."
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