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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Tech Evangelist (S05E05)

"It's been such a crazy 24 hours, you know?"
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"I'll be lucky if my parents ever talk to me again."
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"Your parents aren't Christian?"
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"You know, my dad says my lifestyle makes him sick."
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"And he's okay with the gay part?"
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"But the crazy part is,"
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"when I finally got home and I got in bed,"
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"- Exhaustion. - No! Relief, Richard."
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"Check it out."
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"It's good. I guess... maybe it's just a little busy?"
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"Like, um, there's one word too many."
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"and then, I like the "proud" part."
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"It's just the..."
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"A gipster, a daddy chaser,"
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"a leatherman, a lady boy."
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"which is a gay guy who got kicked out of the Navy."
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"Yeah, I... I know what it is."
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"Just..."
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"don't be a Christian."
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"I swear to you I'm not. I'm chill AF."
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"Look, if you go Christian, I lose K-Hole games."
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"I cannot let that happen. I know it sucks."
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"Open for everyone."
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"Plus, it weighs like 8,000 pounds,"
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"so I couldn't move it if I wanted to."
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"Oh, yeah, 'cause "Nelson.""
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"Oh, I meant because it's a big head."
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"So, what's up, man?"
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"is still in effect?"
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"and the menu for Mr. Chow's in the other."
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"Still have the paperwork."
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"Guess I must have sent the menu."
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"Sorry, what changes?"
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"Goddammit!"
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"- You're gonna love it. - We did it!"
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"Leon told me he wanted your ticket,"
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"with a bunch of people, doesn't know what they're doing,"
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"plus, it's like friends from his old work,"
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"and have fun, whether you like it or not."
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"It's really awkward."
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"Fuck you, Jeff."
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"We're gonna get everything back."
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"'Cause we're back down to eight developers,"
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"- I'm glad this worked out. - Yeah."
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"Oh. Hey!"
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"What? No! Fuck that guy!"
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"- Can I talk to you? - Yeah!"
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"Look, guys, I..."
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"on my idea."
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"Truly free and truly open."
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"or, to be honest, totally fucking wrong."
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"It's been disproven."
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"In a few years, we'll all be working for robots."
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"Stop it? No, that's the us I'm talking about."
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"- Right. - Guys, I was wrong."
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"Christians suck!"
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"Deedee's out?"
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"I'm gonna tear him a new asshole."
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"He could've lifted it from anywhere."
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"someone in here is leaking info to Gavin Belson?"
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"It's a company secret."
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"and talented group of young web developers..."
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"Goodscape, huh? Social coding platform."
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"Gay dating site."
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"we all have one thing in common, right?"
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"A signed agreement with me"
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"but on the new Internet of the future."
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"So, um, the day before,"
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"- Cool. - Yeah."
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"I don't get it. Are you talking about me?"
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"Oh! Wait a minute, no, I don't mean you are anti-gay."
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"that we're excluding straight people?"
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"- You sure? - Yep."
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"So..."
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"You know who else is psyched? I'll give you a hint."
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"a number of encrypted messages"
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"but using Gilfoyle's purloined NSA tools..."
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"Wow."
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"and yelled out, "Bazinga!""
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"You signed a very aggressive Non-Disclosure Agreement..."
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"You're gonna come into the office every day,"
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"and pretend like nothing's wrong."
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""The irony is, the Internet, which we all use"
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"And here it is.""
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"I'm off to Jackson Hole for a couple of days to clear my mind,"
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"Oh. The bear is sticky with honey."
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"I don't know."
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"I commend you."
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"Well, we have some more good news for you, Richard."
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"Um, actually, now that you... you bring them up,"
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"I'm taking it for severe post-partum depression."
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"he was quite euphoric about speaking to you regarding a deal."
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"New name to come, though it's pretty popular around here."
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"You mean your incubator's spurious knock-offs"
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"and just calling them "new" isn't sophisticated. That's theft."
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"It's Jian-Yang."
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"You are a shitty CEO."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I'm gonna get some bids."
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"see if you can find someone to bash that guy's face in."
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"Um, anyway, let's introduce you to the group."
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"by a former Google guru."
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"that is off the charts."
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"Good space."
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"Long-term relationship. Doesn't smoke, doesn't drink."
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"loves Bible studies, right?"
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"- Why did you say that? - Say what?"
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"that I'm a Christian."
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"but not in Silicon Valley, sadly."
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"out a Christian like that."
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"So I just got off the phone with Colin over at K-Hole,"
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"The company's not Christian. It's gay..."
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"Look, cutting all ties to Deedee and FirstSight"
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"- What? - Because cops aren't allowed to do that."
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"And worst case scenario,"
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"Well, Gavin speaks in parables."
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"And all this pizazz is like the honey."
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"The bear needs more pizazz."
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"Alright, forget it."
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"Gonna show you. Make it clear for all of you."
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