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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Tech Evangelist (S05E05)

"Uh, it's basic probability theory."
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"But why does that even matter?"
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"Um, Deedee is..."
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"Fuck that guy!"
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"You know what? Why don't we just take a quick five?"
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"So just... let's have a..."
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"Where did he get our code?"
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"What the fuck?"
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"Uh..."
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""Richard..."
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""I love you."
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"In exchange, I need you to do something for me,"
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"- But they look so happy. - Yeah."
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"It's weird."
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"to build and launch your websites,"
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"Until something better, TBD."
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"So when can we tell people?"
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"Not butt fuck him."
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"that kinda stuff. I-I know what you mean."
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"Yeah, I know. Look... look."
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"As long as we stick together,"
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"Because what we are doing is amazing, okay?"
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"We are building the world's first truly open,"
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"And I tell you what, I got a sneak preview for you guys, okay?"
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"right now, I will send to you all"
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"ever to be sent on a de-centralized, peer-to-peer Internet."
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"What? No!"
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"No, it's... It's totally cool."
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"and, you know, I just want to make sure we're jibing with your vision."
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"Exclude all the straight people you want."
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"Because we're not snobs about it."
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"I might as well be straight myself."
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"Look, it... it's all good."
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"FirstSight is a gay dating site."
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"I think this is gonna be great."
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"Cool."
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"everybody is very psyched."
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"Okay, what... What happened?"
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"I skimmed through all 40,000 of the staff's outgoing emails."
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"I can't hold this smile forever, Jared. Get to the good stuff."
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"One of our coders has been sending info"
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"Well, I did."
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"You cow-handed poltroon!"
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"We... We thought you were a Stallion!"
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"What is it with you guys and stallions?"
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"But Gavin would then know we are on to you,"
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"so here's the deal."
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"Fine."
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"Bummer."
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""to search for billions of things,"
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""has itself long been searching for something."
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"Okay, then I turn and gesture."
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""because I personally stand behind"
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""the new SAS-slash"
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"Will you stand with me?""
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"Alright!"
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"What does he mean by that?"
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"You continue to be the best of the best."
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"Now who looks stupid?"
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"Yeah! Actually, we're calling them the OctoPipers."
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"Just wanted to give that one its day in court."
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"Laurie and I funded K-Hole Games?"
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"I-I didn't want to be too forward,"
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"Well, what if I told you that day is today?"
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"What?"
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"In addition to being business associates,"
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"the CEO and I take medically prescribed"
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"I do not know why he is taking it."
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"Regardless, when I saw him yesterday,"
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""Undead Sex Offender"? They're... they're huge."
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"This is not a done deal."
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"K-Hole is protective of its brand."
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"Okay, right, well, um..."
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"Whatever you are doing, stop it now."
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"K-Hole. I can't believe it!"
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"Um, here, I printed driving directions."
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"Yes! You're talking to other companies."
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"I'm a part owner in Pied Piper."
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""New Expedia," "New Snapchat," "New Zillow"?"
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"It's a very sophisticated strategy."
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"Okay, look, taking existing companies"
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"That is different."
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"I... Look, we're not gonna make any deals"
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"I will make chaos."
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"You're aware that Russ Hanneman urinated in that car, no?"
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"Yeah, while you're at it,"
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"You're a shitty CEO!"
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"- That'll be a closed casket. - Yeah."
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"Alright, well, we thought the best way"
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"Who we are calling the OctoPipers."
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"That's dumb."
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"Um, we've got a great analytics tool"
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"That's cool."
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"He's actually pretty boring."
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"I don't mean that as an insult. Those are his words."
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"Just a straight-up boring, ordinary guy,"
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"Okay, but... But you are, aren't you?"
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"is blind support of whatever you do, but..."
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"this was not your best moment."
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"Well, that's true in most of America,"
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"But the one thing you cannot be is a Christian."
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"I find their theology to be illegitimate,"
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"But, fuck, Richard, even I wouldn't just..."
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"Hey, I thought he wasn't supposed to chime in."
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"based on its merits, I'll allow that one."
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"It can't be that bad."
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"and while he loves your tech,"
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"he's considering blowing up the deal."
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"It freaks people out in the Valley!"
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"to prove you're a legitimate male prostitute"
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"and not an undercover cop."
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"Alright. Fine."
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"but you need to handle Deedee."
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"Would you want to go from being a rock band"
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"But what does that mean?"
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"The bear is ravenous for pizazz."
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"You don't speak for Gavin."
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"I don't need to. This is the word of Gavin."
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"- You do it your way, I'll do it mine. - Okay, fine."
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"I'm sorry I outed you."
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