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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Tech Evangelist (S05E05)

"Jian-Yang, are... Are you copying"
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"Do you want to save a fortune, or not?"
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"Well, yes."
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"I'm going to destroy their lives."
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"Jared, do you think it's... time we hire a COO?"
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"Don't worry about him."
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"All right... Ugh. All right."
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"hosting you guys at... at our offices."
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"But, hey, at least out here,"
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"I don't understand it either."
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"Anyway, I wanted you guys to meet,"
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"because despite being a very diverse"
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"Tholio, analytics firm."
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"Which is a subset, so I'm not wrong."
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"not on the tired, bloated, old web,"
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"Which is why, from this day forward,"
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"Soon! Actually, very soon."
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"Yeah, he is, but fuck him."
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"I'll try it again. There's a new one."
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"Goddammit."
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"I mean the opposite. Like, are you worried"
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"I've been with the same man for seven years."
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"- Don't be weird. - I didn't know what we'd be doing."
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"Who? How?"
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"I learned that someone has been sending"
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"How the fuck did the mole get all this information?"
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"By exploiting our most glaring weakness."
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"No, no, no. You guys have it all wrong."
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"What about that time I got a bullseye in Skee-Ball"
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"You can't fake enthusiasm like that."
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""The Box Three."
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""I put my name on this,"
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""the 24-core processors."
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"- I had the same thought. - As did I."
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"Any word from our mole at Pied Piper?"
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"I'll be off the grid. Not to be disturbed for any reason."
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"See ya soon."
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"And then there's you."
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"The anti-Stallion."
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"Move your hand off your fucking mouse, now."
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"Eight new partners."
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"You remember last year,"
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"Largest independent gaming company in the Valley?"
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"but I was hoping that one day,"
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"would put us months ahead."
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"Uh, they can talk to K-Hole."
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"Good strategy. Alright."
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"Bye."
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"I'm bursting. I'm bursting!"
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"Okay, here we go."
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"That is not public information."
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"of legitimate American businesses?"
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"Don't pick up."
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"I thought you hated that car."
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"Uh..."
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"Maybe turn your phone off during the meeting."
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"Uh, the fact that a company like yours"
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"is, honestly, incredibly flattering."
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"It's cool."
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"Uh, music streaming with an AI taste predictor"
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"Yes, and this handsome devil over here,"
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"is creating a very promising gay dating site."
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"but obviously not straight."
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"Very gay, and also a Christian, right?"
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"Okay, so, that went well."
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"You just outed me."
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"I can not make it weird this time."
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"Guys, it can't be that big of a deal, right?"
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"And people here will call you brave."
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"Cool man, thanks."
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"Guys, come on."
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"What the fuck did you do over there?"
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"What?"
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"Yeah! No, that... That plays great."
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"or showing a john your genitals"
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"Fine. I-I will call Colin,"
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"Okay, apologize for outing him, of course,"
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"Alright, 'cause it's not just about losing K-Hole,"
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"Those were his exact words."
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""consider the bear.""
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"Uh-huh, yeah, great."
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"So should I bill this to you,"
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"I just wish we could go back to normal."
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"Gossip travels so fast in the Valley."
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"- He's gay. - Oh."
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"I had the soundest sleep I've had in years."
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"and I've got you to thank for it."
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"Oh, oh, oh."
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"One word? Well, I like the gay part."
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"Christian part."
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"You could be a Donald Duck,"
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"No! No, no, no! I'm not!"
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"It's just everybody else."
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"I'm out."
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"Whatever happened to that, huh?"
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"Nice place."
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"The Monterey Bay Aquarium was testing their sonar,"
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"Well, and it also kinda works as your mascot."
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"I guess that works, too."
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"You definitely dissolved it?"
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"Big Head, this is great news."
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"Gavin?"
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"I think you might like ours even better."
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"Why is this still here?"
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"Yeah. And whenever you're ready, you let us know,"
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"We had to fly him in from Tucson, but we got the bear."
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"Gavin hates the bear. You failed!"
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"Put everything back the way it was."
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"But then he remembered he actually had plans that night"
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"their plans are sort of fluid,"
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"Wash your fucking hair."
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"And you know what happens when I get drunk, Jeff?"
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"Well, I spoke to La Flamme,"
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"So Jian-Yang's whole gambit was for naught."
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"Wow, really?"
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"It's a good thing that FirstSight dropped out, right?"
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"Oh, good, there he is. What's he doing here?"
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"I want him to be one of our developers."
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"An Internet that is everything"
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"the old Internet is supposed to be, but isn't."
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