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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - It's a Living (S02E02)

JOHN SCHLESINGER RUSHES OUT HIS VERSION AND GETS IT PREMIERED

"JOHN SCHLESINGER RUSHES OUT HIS VERSION AND GETS IT PREMIERED"

Monty Python's Flying Circus

WHILE MINE'S STILL AT THE CHEMIST'S.

"WHILE MINE'S STILL AT THE CHEMIST'S."

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

Monty Python's Flying Circus

WELL, WE HAVE WITH US TONIGHT ONE OF YOUR FILMS, REAR WINDOW

"WELL, WE HAVE WITH US TONIGHT ONE OF YOUR FILMS, REAR WINDOW"

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WHICH WAS TO BECOME SUCH A SUCCESS FOR ALFRED HITCHCOCK

"WHICH WAS TO BECOME SUCH A SUCCESS FOR ALFRED HITCHCOCK"

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A FEW WEEKS LATER.

"A FEW WEEKS LATER."

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SO PERHAPS YOU COULD TALK US THROUGH IT.

"SO PERHAPS YOU COULD TALK US THROUGH IT."

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YES, WELL, LET'S SEE, NOW

"YES, WELL, LET'S SEE, NOW"

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THERE'S THE REAR WINDOW.

"THERE'S THE REAR WINDOW."

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THERE'S THE MAN LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW.

"THERE'S THE MAN LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW."

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HE SEES THE MURDER.

"HE SEES THE MURDER."

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THE MURDERER'S COME INTO THE ROOM TO KILL HIM

"THE MURDERER'S COME INTO THE ROOM TO KILL HIM"

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BUT HE'S OUTWITTED HIM AND HE'SALL RIGHT.

"BUT HE'S OUTWITTED HIM AND HE'SALL RIGHT."

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THE END.

"THE END."

Monty Python's Flying Circus

( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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I MEAN, ALFRED HITCHCOCK

"I MEAN, ALFRED HITCHCOCK"

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WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE SO BLOODY WONDERFUL

"WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE SO BLOODY WONDERFUL"

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LOST ALL THE TENSION.

"LOST ALL THE TENSION."

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JUST BECAUSE HE HAD BLOODY GRACE KELLY

"JUST BECAUSE HE HAD BLOODY GRACE KELLY"

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MIND YOU, AT LEAST SHE CAN ACT A BIT.

"MIND YOU, AT LEAST SHE CAN ACT A BIT."

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A REAL FAILURE THAT WAS-- TEN SECONDS OF SOLID BOREDOM.

"A REAL FAILURE THAT WAS-- TEN SECONDS OF SOLID BOREDOM."

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( light laughter )

"( light laughter )"

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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BLOODY TERRIBLE.

"BLOODY TERRIBLE."

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MR. L.F. DIBLEY'S FINIAN'S RAINBOW.

"MR. L.F. DIBLEY'S FINIAN'S RAINBOW."

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AND NOW OVER TO ME.

"AND NOW OVER TO ME."

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EXCLUSIVELY ON THE PROGRAM TODAY

"EXCLUSIVELY ON THE PROGRAM TODAY"

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WE HAVE THE FOREIGN SECRETARY, WHO HAS JUST RETURNED

"WE HAVE THE FOREIGN SECRETARY, WHO HAS JUST RETURNED"

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FROM THE BITTER FIGHTING IN THE GULF OF AMMAN.

"FROM THE BITTER FIGHTING IN THE GULF OF AMMAN."

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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( menjabbering )

"( menjabbering )"

Monty Python's Flying Circus

( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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OF THE PORTMAN COMMITTEE'S REPORT

"OF THE PORTMAN COMMITTEE'S REPORT"

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ON INDUSTRIAL REORGANIZATION.

"ON INDUSTRIAL REORGANIZATION."

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IT'S TAKEN FIVE YEARS TO PREPARE

"IT'S TAKEN FIVE YEARS TO PREPARE"

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AND IT'S BOUND TO HAVE AN ENORMOUS IMPACT

"AND IT'S BOUND TO HAVE AN ENORMOUS IMPACT"

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ON THE FUTURE OF INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS IN THIS COUNTRY.

"ON THE FUTURE OF INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS IN THIS COUNTRY."

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IN THE STUDIO TONIGHT

"IN THE STUDIO TONIGHT"

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LORD PORTMAN, CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE

"LORD PORTMAN, CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE"

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SIR CHARLES AVERY, EMPLOYERS' REORGANIZATION COUNCIL

"SIR CHARLES AVERY, EMPLOYERS' REORGANIZATION COUNCIL"

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AND RAY MILLICHOPE, LEADER OF THE ALLIED TECHNICIANS' UNION

"AND RAY MILLICHOPE, LEADER OF THE ALLIED TECHNICIANS' UNION"

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AND THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE A HUMAN PYRAMID.

"AND THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE A HUMAN PYRAMID."

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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( crowd cheering )

"( crowd cheering )"

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BRA-VO!

"BRA-VO!"

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NOW THE PRESIDENT OF THE BOARD OF TRADE.

"NOW THE PRESIDENT OF THE BOARD OF TRADE."

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( muffled ): GOOD EVENING.

"( muffled ): GOOD EVENING."

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( menjabbering )

"( menjabbering )"

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( counting )

"( counting )"

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( jabbering )

"( jabbering )"

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NOW HERE'S THE VICE-CHAIRMAN OF I.C.I.

"NOW HERE'S THE VICE-CHAIRMAN OF I.C.I."

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GOOD EVENING.

"GOOD EVENING."

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( counting )

"( counting )"

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( cheering )

"( cheering )"

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WELL, SO MUCH FOR POLITICS

"WELL, SO MUCH FOR POLITICS"

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AND THE PROBLEMS OF BRITAIN'S INDUSTRIAL REORGANIZATION.

"AND THE PROBLEMS OF BRITAIN'S INDUSTRIAL REORGANIZATION."

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NOW WE TURN TO THE LIGHTER SUBJECT OF SPORT

"NOW WE TURN TO THE LIGHTER SUBJECT OF SPORT"

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AND REG HARRIS, THE FORMER WORLD CYCLING SPRINT CHAMPION

"AND REG HARRIS, THE FORMER WORLD CYCLING SPRINT CHAMPION"

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TALKS TO US ABOUT THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS

"TALKS TO US ABOUT THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS"

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OF BIG RACE PREPARATION.

"OF BIG RACE PREPARATION."

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AND NOW THE WORLD OF SONG-- ANNE ZEIGLER AND WEBSTER BOOTH.

"AND NOW THE WORLD OF SONG-- ANNE ZEIGLER AND WEBSTER BOOTH."

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( alljabbering )

"( alljabbering )"

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( counting )

"( counting )"

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( cheering )

"( cheering )"

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DAME IRENE STOAT, WHO CELEBRATES HER 85th BIRTHDAY THIS MONTH

"DAME IRENE STOAT, WHO CELEBRATES HER 85th BIRTHDAY THIS MONTH"

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READS ONE OF HER MOST FAMOUS POEMS.

"READS ONE OF HER MOST FAMOUS POEMS."

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"WHO SHALL DECLARE THIS GOOD, THAT ILL

""WHO SHALL DECLARE THIS GOOD, THAT ILL"

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"WHEN GOOD AND ILL SO INTERTWINE BUT TO FULFILL THE VAST DESIGN

""WHEN GOOD AND ILL SO INTERTWINE BUT TO FULFILL THE VAST DESIGN"

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"OF AN OMNISCIENT WILL.

""OF AN OMNISCIENT WILL."

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WHEN SEEMING GAIN BUT TURNS TO LOSS..."

"WHEN SEEMING GAIN BUT TURNS TO LOSS...""

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"WHEN EARTHLY TREASURE PROVES BUT DROSS

""WHEN EARTHLY TREASURE PROVES BUT DROSS"

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"AND WHAT SEEMED LOST BUT TURNS AGAIN

""AND WHAT SEEMED LOST BUT TURNS AGAIN"

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TO HIGH ETERNAL GAIN."

"TO HIGH ETERNAL GAIN.""

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( yelling )

"( yelling )"

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( screaming )

"( screaming )"

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( yelling triumphantly )

"( yelling triumphantly )"

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WE HAD THE MOST MARVELOUS HOLIDAY.

"WE HAD THE MOST MARVELOUS HOLIDAY."

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IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.

"IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC."

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MICHAEL, YOU TELL THEM ABOUT IT.

"MICHAEL, YOU TELL THEM ABOUT IT."

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NO, DARLING, YOU COULD TELL IT BETTER.

"NO, DARLING, YOU COULD TELL IT BETTER."

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( doorbell rings )

"( doorbell rings )"

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EXCUSE ME A MOMENT.

"EXCUSE ME A MOMENT."

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WHAT?

"WHAT?"

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WE GOT YOUR DUNG.

"WE GOT YOUR DUNG."

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WHAT DUNG?

"WHAT DUNG?"

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THREE HUNDREDWEIGHT OF HEAVY DROPPINGS.

"THREE HUNDREDWEIGHT OF HEAVY DROPPINGS."

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WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?

"WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?"

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YOU ORDERED IT THROUGH THE BOOK-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB.

"YOU ORDERED IT THROUGH THE BOOK-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB."

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BOOK-OF- THE-MONTH CLUB?

"BOOK-OF- THE-MONTH CLUB?"

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YOU GET GONE WITH THE WIND

"YOU GET GONE WITH THE WIND"

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LES MISERABLES BY VICTOR HUGO

"LES MISERABLES BY VICTOR HUGO"

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THE FRENCH LIEUTENANT'S WOMAN

"THE FRENCH LIEUTENANT'S WOMAN"

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AND WITH EVERY THIRD BOOK, YOU GET DUNG.

"AND WITH EVERY THIRD BOOK, YOU GET DUNG."

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WHEN I SIGNED THE FORM.

"I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WHEN I SIGNED THE FORM."

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WELL, NO, NO, IT WASN'T ON THE FORM.

"WELL, NO, NO, IT WASN'T ON THE FORM."

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THEY FOUND IT WASN'T GOOD FOR BUSINESS.

"THEY FOUND IT WASN'T GOOD FOR BUSINESS."

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WE GOT THREE HUNDREDWEIGHT OF DUNG IN THE VAN.

"WE GOT THREE HUNDREDWEIGHT OF DUNG IN THE VAN."

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WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?

"WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?"

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I DON'T THINK WE DO.

"I DON'T THINK WE DO."

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IT'LL FIT HERE-- IT'S TOP-CLASS EXCREMENT.

"IT'LL FIT HERE-- IT'S TOP-CLASS EXCREMENT."

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YOU CAN'T PUT IT IN HERE.

"YOU CAN'T PUT IT IN HERE."

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IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL PUT IT ON THE TELLY.

"IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL PUT IT ON THE TELLY."

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DARLING, THERE'S A MAN HERE

"DARLING, THERE'S A MAN HERE"

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WITH OUR BOOK-OF- THE-MONTH-CLUB DUNG.

"WITH OUR BOOK-OF- THE-MONTH-CLUB DUNG."

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WE'VE NO ROOM, DEAR.

"WE'VE NO ROOM, DEAR."

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WELL, HOW MANY ROOMS HAVE YOU GOT, THEN?

"WELL, HOW MANY ROOMS HAVE YOU GOT, THEN?"

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WELL, THERE'S ONLY THIS ROOM, THE BEDROOM, A SPARE ROOM.

"WELL, THERE'S ONLY THIS ROOM, THE BEDROOM, A SPARE ROOM."

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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT."

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MOVE EVERYTHING INTO THE MAIN BEDROOM

"MOVE EVERYTHING INTO THE MAIN BEDROOM"

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THEN YOU CAN USE THE SPARE ROOM AS A DUNG ROOM.

"THEN YOU CAN USE THE SPARE ROOM AS A DUNG ROOM."

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( doorbell rings )

"( doorbell rings )"

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YES?

"YES?"

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DEAD INDIAN.

"DEAD INDIAN."

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WHAT?

"WHAT?"

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HAVE YOU RECENTLY BOUGHT A NEW COOKER, SIR?

"HAVE YOU RECENTLY BOUGHT A NEW COOKER, SIR?"

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AH, WELL, THIS IS YOUR FREE DEAD INDIAN, AS ADVERTISED.

"AH, WELL, THIS IS YOUR FREE DEAD INDIAN, AS ADVERTISED."

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I DIDN'T SEE THAT IN THE ADVERTS.

"I DIDN'T SEE THAT IN THE ADVERTS."

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OH, NO, IT'S IN VERY SMALL PRINT, YOU SEE, SIR

"OH, NO, IT'S IN VERY SMALL PRINT, YOU SEE, SIR"

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SO AS NOT TO AFFECT THE SALES.

"SO AS NOT TO AFFECT THE SALES."

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