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Clips from Scrubs - My Drug Buddy (S01E01)

"even waking up isn't so bad any more."
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"Yeah?"
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"- Whatever. - Then I think tonight..."
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"Now works. Sure."
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"- Get out! - 7.15, ya'll. Gotta go to work."
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"Please step on my foot. I'm just waiting for an excuse."
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"- That's a no. - Listen, Jolly Green."
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"People's personal lives are just that, personal."
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"That's a definite no."
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"Grace, you wanna finish?"
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"Why wouldn't you tell me that?"
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"Wait, please wait, wait"
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"Dr Kelso!"
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"In case you were wondering,"
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"Go ahead and take your time. I have all day."
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"Here, let me get this door for you."
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"Lots of times."
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"Elliot."
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"Or 80 minutes?"
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"We'll take this one."
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"Fine."
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"- I don't like it when you leave. - Come here."
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"- Bob, how are you? - Fine, Allan."
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"These people actually like you."
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"What kind of scones do you have?"
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"What am I doing, thinking I can take an extra six seconds to pick my breakfast?"
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"Thank you so much."
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"This is on me. God help me, I love spunk."
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"This is a men's room. There's absolutely no talking in here. Ever."
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"It's just so freaky. We're on the same pee schedule."
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"Why assume Mr Barnes stole it? There's lots of people on that ward."
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"Do not stoop to her level."
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"Your bangs make you look like a chipmunk."
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"It's a frame! Why can nobody see that?"
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"and she wants us to get all kissy-faced with each other. I get it. I do."
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"I puked blue for three days."
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"Dr Kelso can't just decide we're not allowed to switch shifts any more."
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"Great. Goodbye, all you smiling faces."
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"- Alex. - Then she might be right."
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"- What do you think about Alex? - No way!"
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"- You're jealous. - Shut up."
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"Shut up because you're so jealous of her"
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"Why don't I ever listen to me?"
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"Don't worry about yesterday."
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"You don't give a rat's ass what anybody thinks."
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"- Morning, Dr Kelso. - Nurses."
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"Of course you are. Note to self."
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"it's an unwritten law the intern should agree with whatever he says."
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"Actually, sir, I recommend bypass surgery."
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"You're wrong."
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"I have to pee."
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"Fine, I won't say hi to her. Ever."
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"I can't believe how stubborn she is."
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"- You caught me. - A bypass is the right call."
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"He's a diabetic with two-vessel disease..."
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"It was just then they realised what was really going on."
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"It's not about that any more, is it?"
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"nothing can make you feel better."
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"- Yes, what is it? - I wanted to thank you."
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"I yelled at you because that paperwork"
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"Listen, Carla, I have a family who loves me,"
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"and you will screw it up, I'll be waiting."
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"If you're gonna wait, I'd bring a book,"
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"Relax. The first one's a freebie,"
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"but I think it gives me a completely different look."
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"Even someone you thought you could really like."
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"My job comes with a lot of stress."
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"But she never got back to me."
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"- You owe me 20 bucks. - No, but I never even made..."
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"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have accused you of being jealous."
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"What are you thinking about?"
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"Good morning."
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"Even your morning breath smells good."
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"- You taste like old eggs. - I'm so sorry."
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"I love old eggs."
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"- How so? - For starters,"
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"I'm still wearing pants."
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"That is because I respect you."
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"And also, this triple knot, I couldn't get out."
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"Thanks for being so patient with me."
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"I just love sleeping in the same bed with you."
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"I've never slept better."
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"I'll go ahead and say it. I hope we never have sex."
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"What would you say if I told you that I feel ready right now?"
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"Tonight is good, but now also good."
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"Since Alex is a social worker, she's here a lot."
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"For some guys, that would be distracting, but I'm staying focused."
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"You're on my foot."
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"I get it. Nice pull. You slept with her yet?"
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"What? I am not discussing that with you."
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"Good to see you again, Mr Barnes. We'll be with you in a moment."
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"Put him in bed six."
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"Laverne, are you in fact part golden retriever?"
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"Keep it holy now."
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"Because every time I toss this guy, you bring him right back to me."
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"All right, Will & Grace. Breakdown."
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"With his elevated lipase, I'd say pancreatitis."
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"- Start with a Demerol drip... - The throbbing's back."
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"Admitted for substance abuse three times in the past year."
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"- But he said he quit. - The addict said he quit?"
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"Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn't mean"
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"that the world has suddenly turned into a giant green M&M."
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"Barbie here still can't decide what to do with those annoying bangs,"
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"and addicts everywhere will still lie to get a fix."
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"Now, you've got to wake up, sweetheart. You're gonna be late for school..."
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"You wet the bed."
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"My mom says they frame my face."
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"Go. Go."
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"- Can I get a ride to the hospital? - Of course, dear. Glad to do it."
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"Dr Cox and I have been friends for a long time. You should get to know him."
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"- Do I have to? - Yeah, you have to."
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"it says, ''if you can read this, you're standing too close''."
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"I wasn't trying to look."
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"Come on."
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"I've been Mr Barnes' caseworker for a long time."
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"He just needs everyone to cut him some slack."
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"I mean, people just don't understand addiction."
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"Have you ever fooled around in here?"
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"- Never with anyone, but... - Would you like to change that?"
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"Yes, please."
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