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Clips from Scrubs - My New Game (S04E04)

"You don't have to be a psychiatrist"
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"to see that if you used to be happy and now you're not,"
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"Isn't that what you would do?"
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"Listen, I probably should have put a stop to all this co-chief stuff."
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"What? I haven't even been thinking about it."
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"my car was out of gas and that's the bike the Gundersons loaned me."
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"- They do everything together. - OK."
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"She's got fingers like biceps."
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"And so, by the power vested in me"
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"by the American Bar Association,"
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"I pronounce you ex-husband and ex-wife."
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"Thirsty, huh?"
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"By not inviting you."
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"Oh, my God, dude, I doubted you for a second, why are you so mad?"
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"I believe in you, baby."
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"Yeah, but we're married, that doesn't count."
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"- What the? - Did you?"
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"Look, man, it was one second of doubt, OK?"
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"Since the day I met you, you've treated me like I was the man,"
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"like I could accomplish everything."
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"- This is gonna sound lame... - I got it!"
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"In the end, every relationship needs maintenance."
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"Hey, Ted, get out the sun, man."
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"whether you think he's sick or just bonkers."
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"I'm gonna ignore it, but yeah, knock yourself out."
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"... orjust picking up back where you left off."
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"So, are you guys gonna go out tonight?"
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"The bottom line is that if you care about someone,"
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"Wow! That's a lot of rocks!"
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"- that they take their own lives. - I'll try."
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"You're not looking as processed and overly-medicated as usual."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"Dr Cox, remember a few years back,"
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"you asked me to look over your divorce papers"
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"It's OK. "Slag" is kind of his pet name for me."
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"I'd never seen Dr Cox and Jordan speechless before."
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"I was thinking about spending some extra ducats"
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"on one of those classy suits we wanted."
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"Am I going to remember this? Of course I am."
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"have left your face as beautiful as it always was."
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"I don't fantasise about Jordan dying as much anymore,"
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"Wow."
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"I'm trying not to make it all about me."
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"You know, unless it's someone I could doink."
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"You have a scooter. Why do you need a parking spot?"
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"Damn it! You are quick."
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"- Holy cow. - What do you think?"
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"You know the surveyors outside taking pictures"
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"How about a sneak peek at July?"
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"Damn it, now I'm saying it."
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"Your life is your life, it's not my job to fix it, unless you ask me."
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"That's easy. What you want to do..."
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"I'd like my answer from the chief resident."
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"Excuse me."
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"I'll ask, but do not hold your breath, unless, of course, you can hold it"
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"Kielbasa. Yes!"
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"Damn it! I used them all up watching Barbershop 9."
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"What?"
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"- What do you mean she died? - JD, I did everything I could."
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"Here!"
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"Save it. I was calling to tell you"
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"Are you OK?"
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"That's it!"
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"But I'm the chief resident!"
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"but we both make the same amount."
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"These things chafe."
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"I gave you every opportunity to do the right thing."
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"That is great kielbasa, but you can't really screw up kielbasa, can you?"
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"you should go back to the way it was when you were happy."
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"Look, JD, ever since you dumped me,"
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"everyone has been treating me like some kind of victim."
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"It's like, "Look at poor Elliot going home alone.""
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"- I've never been this happy. - Me, neither."
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"You'll kick ass, man."
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"- Are your giblets warm? - Like a Christmas ham."
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"What are you doing?"
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"- How'd surgery go? - I was on top of my game."
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"Why don't you talk to her?"
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"Hey, man, look what I confiscated from one of the kids in paediatrics."
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"Any other questions, smart guy?"
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"As a psychiatrist I should be there when Miss Myers' bandages get removed,"
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"Yeah, not listening. Now that we're married again,"
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"I forgot my lunch money. It's kielbasa day in the cafeteria."
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"and giving her to Turk, I had toyed with fate."
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"and Dr Dorian, you should be making $10 less."
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"but I have more important things to do."
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"Jordan."
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"Cheers."
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"Same."
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"Hi."
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"I sold that years ago to pay for these."
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"OK, we both might have had bad days,"
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"With a prolonged PTT, you'd want to do a one-to-one mixing study."
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"I can't recommend you go racing back into surgery."
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"Maybe I needed you to believe in me."
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"Have a good day. Try not to torture anyone so much"
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"Needless to say, it was a time to be extra sensitive."
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"Right. Dr Reid, you should make $10 more a month,"
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"so I want to schedule a low anterior resection."
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"Right, Miss Myers. The plastic surgeon said it was safe to operate,"
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"No, we're gonna stay in."
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"Chief resident in the house."
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"You want to take a look at the guy in 302 and tell me"
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"I'm a little nervous about surgery tomorrow."
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"which technically means you two are still married and so am I."
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"It was neato."
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"Thank you, Barry. Hey! That's for Barry, Jr."
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"I don't know. It's a little early to start pulling strings."
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"- You know it. - That's cold."
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"So from now on, I'm gonna be your britches-shrinker."
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"so please stop your chirping and step away from my personal life."
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"I thought he was divorced."
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"I just don't look like myself."
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"but they were my nose and my droopy eyes, you know?"
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"Thanks, bro."
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"OK, I'm gonna get these bandages off and make sure the plastic surgeons"
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"- I thought you'd never ask. - Thank God."
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"- Dream come true, right? - Do you really think I want this suit?"
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"it's pretty easy to make the sacrifice."
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"Sorry."
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