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Clips from Scrubs - My New Game (S04E04)

"In my professional opinion, "Yikes!""
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"and my architect so we can populate the room with useless people."
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"Great! My mom's in town. Should I call her?"
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"You're so nice. Are you married?"
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"No, the papers didn't go through."
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"and even though it wasn't planned, I'm actually happy"
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"- So, what's his wife like? - So scary."
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"You go ahead and have a look there."
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"You look fantastic. You do. Doctor?"
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"Thank God you were here."
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"Since Elliot and I are both chief residents,"
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"John Dorian, chief resident."
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"You need to move your car. It's my day to have the parking spot."
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"It sends a message."
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"Just because I lured her away from her boyfriend and dumped her"
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"Try as hard as you want, that is never gonna stick."
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"That's Co-chief Resident Dorian over there."
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"Damn it, I got an appendectomy again?"
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"Sweet! I get the duwa... do-oh..."
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"Duodenal jejunostomy. What's wrong with you?"
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"So I can't pronounce it. Try and be a little more sensitive, OK?"
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"The only reason I'm getting all these great procedures"
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"is because nobody's died on me in three months."
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"Man, you never have to apologise for being on a hot streak."
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"I'm psyched for you, and I wouldn't take those procedures away if I could."
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"Sir, would you mind giving me"
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"This Todd thing is killing me. Where's your lunch?"
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"What? The little guy's in leg braces."
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"I visited my safety deposit box today. Guess what I found?"
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"Our wedding rings."
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"Of course, marriage can make the rest of your life seem longer."
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"So I'm supposed to pay for your Botox the rest of my life?"
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"Look, Attila, there's no way I'm gonna listen"
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"to you complain about the rest of your life for the rest of my life, got that?"
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"Oh, God, I hope it's me."
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"Yep, there was definitely trouble in paradise."
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"Well, Mrs Covello, your CAT scan showed a small rectal tumour,"
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"Don't worry. We have an amazing surgical team here, OK?"
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"That means a lot, coming from the co-chief resident."
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"How did she hear? She's been in a coma for two weeks!"
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"- Damn it. - Buddy."
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"- Can I talk to you? - Sure."
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"Todd's doing her resection, but if you send her down now,"
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"of the hospital for the zoning commission?"
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"Gentlemen, say hello to June!"
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"I just got this co-chief job."
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"- OK. - OK! OK!"
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"Here's ten bucks for letting me help you out. Spend it wisely."
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"I think she's a little upset she doesn't look the way she used to."
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"Why? How did she used to look?"
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"What do you know? It's the paging of the shrew."
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"When I get in there, because I'm a good shrink,"
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"So now, Miss Myers, how are you feeling?"
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"I was wondering if it were possible to have surgery again."
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"Your body's been through an enormous amount of trauma."
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"If you just give it time, you'll be happy with the way you look."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What?"
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"Around here, there's always one person that'll come through for you."
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"In Turk's case, that was me."
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"Hey, Elliot! I want to talk to you about this chief resident thing."
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"- What about it? - Well, as you may have heard"
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"my mother, your mother and a coma patient,"
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"I think we should either both go with co-chief"
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"Excuse me, we're working up this patient"
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"for a hyper-coagulable state with a prolonged PTT. What's our next step?"
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"We're both chief residents. Isn't that right, Dr Reid?"
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"That's why she's the chief, you're the co-chief."
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"- Shut up, Lonnie! - You shut up!"
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"I was wondering if we could talk about Miss Myers in my office."
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"unless I'm planning on over-paying somebody"
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"for telling me something I already know."
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"You're distracted by your marriage."
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"I know. What do I owe? Will 10 bucks cover it?"
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"- Yeah! - Are you gonna hang onto that?"
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"Love it. Miss Myers values your opinion."
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"I don't think you're trying to understand how she feels."
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"Look, if I ever want your advice on one of my patients,"
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"for a really long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time."
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"I can't. I used to smoke."
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"Let me buy you lunch."
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"I'm rich. I'll buy you lunch and some gold teeth to eat it with."
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"You got one more black joke this month before I bust your ass."
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"That's it, and I'll get you later."
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"Unfortunately, she didn't make it."
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"My attending thought I did great. He said, "Do I think you did great? I do.""
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"I know that look. You're wondering if you toyed with fate."
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"- Doctor, her heart stopped. - No!"
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"I knew it."
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"Oh, my God! That's your "the Todd would have pulled his own heart out" look!"
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"OK, we have been spending way too much time together."
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"Guess what there, wifey."
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"I'm taking Jack and staying at my mother's a few months."
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"Who's gonna look after him when you and your mother go marauding for flesh?"
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"Jordan... Jordan. Come on, Jordan!"
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"affect your professional life."
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"Forget about JD."
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"You're just as good as the Todd. You got this."
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"Did you just sew your gown into the patient? Yeah, you did."
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"Hey! Hey, somebody! Hey!"
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"Randall was in the air conditioning vent and it collapsed on him. Buddy!"
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"Co-chief! Co-chief!"
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"Hey, you fixed him! Come on, buddy."
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"Dr Kelso, could you help me out?"
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"People have been referring to me as the co-chief resident."
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"You should take it up with the chief resident."
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"and mine's made out to the co-chief resident,"
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"It's not much, but it symbolises the difference in your levels."
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"- What, too hot? - Yeah!"
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"- Sorry. - Not in the mood!"
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"Well, I do... but not from you!"
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"Now I get it. You're just mad cos I make more money than you."
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"No, I'm mad because of that surgery today."
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"You doubted me."
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"Turk, come on!"
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"Now I know why Eddie called it Raw."
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"Carla, do you have any powder?"
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"You went behind my back."
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"I'll tell you what, Miss Manners, why don't you gulp down"
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"and Miss Myers really liked her old face."
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