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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1 (S08E08)

"Three, two, one! Oh!"
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"The next contraction should be in about 20 seconds."
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"Oh, God! Twenty seconds, my ass!"
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"You know what I mean."
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"You already know what your kids' names will be."
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"Hi, Emma."
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"having our own baby."
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"I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone."
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"I hate to be the one to say it.."
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"I can't decide who she looks like, you or Rachel."
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"Yeah, that's true."
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"And now we have a baby."
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"and he's gonna have his own life."
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"They're not, Ross. They're just saving them for important people!"
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"-It doesn't happen to me either. -Me neither!"
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"Do you have any other totally perfect names that you're not gonna use?"
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"Right?"
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"You think young people use that word more than we actually do."
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"I'm just gonna.."
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"-Can't you figure that out? -I'm a doctor, not a mathematician."
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"Enter Phoebe!"
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"Okay. Well, be careful with her, she's really tiny."
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"She looks so real."
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"Wow, okay. Everyone.."
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"No, I'm not gonna bother him. We were talking earlier.."
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"I was talking to this nurse. Completely forgot."
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"Thank you. Listen."
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"No, we took a cab too. But I did test runs.."
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"So if you have any questions, or you need anything at all, just holler."
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"Well, that's.. You know, that's.."
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"-You do? -I had them picked out since I was 14."
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"Well, if you must know, I'm a widower."
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"Okay, you know what? I have to say, I don't really care for your tone."
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"-Hi, dear. -Hi. Thank you so much for coming."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"And it's so clean!"
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"Sid, you lucky, deaf bastard."
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"or Rachel's giving birth.."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Should we tell Rachel there's an empty private room right next door to hers?"
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"Well, let me think about that while I remove my pants!"
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"If I may? You told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right?"
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"Rachel's having her baby!"
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"Oh, she's perfect."
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"We're just having this baby together, but that's all, you know."
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"I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend a weekend with her father.."
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"Man, you see the kid on that nose?"
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"I had no idea. Please, you do it for me!"
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"Sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?"
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"No, but come on, we're off to a great start, aren't we?"
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"Ross, you stay here and talk. I'm gonna go have a baby."
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"Okay. Hi, this is Rachel Greene. I'm Ross Geller. We called from the car."
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"Well, then, we'd be in a lot of trouble. You don't know where any countries are."
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"Oh, wow. Three hours and still no baby."
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"You're ready to have a baby? My boy's all grown up!"
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"And I know she's not just some girl I humped.."
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"-Hey. -Hey."
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"-Could you press up too? -Sure."
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"The nurse said they're bringing in another woman."
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"Excuse me, could you help me with something?"
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"-You do attract some stinkers. -Yeah, I know."
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"It's coming! It's coming!"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"-Has the pain been getting worse? -No."
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"-No. -Excellent. Excellent."
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"And that would mean it's the end of the world!"
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"Who's the unwitting human whose essence you've stolen?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Is this the same spoon that was in my cast?"
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"This one is."
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"I don't believe this. You got him to pretend he was a fake doctor?"
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"A lot better than I'm coming off right now."
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"Oh, my God! That's the doctor who was in my room before."
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"All right, then I'll see you later."
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"Here we go. Okay, keep pushing."
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"Keep going! Keep going!"
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"Oh, thanks for coming out of me."
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"-Oh, there she is. -Oh, she's so beautiful."
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"Oh, my God. She's amazing."
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"For a second, I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand. So we're good."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"-How you feeling? -Oh, I'm fine."
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"I'm telling you, Rachel, listen to Janice."
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"We've been alone for the last 20 minutes and we're doing okay."
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"She in there?"
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"Could you grab me my other box of tissues?"
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"Here she is."
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"And so it begins."
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