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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1 (S08E08)

"that's four, one higher than the number of centimeters I'm dilated.."
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"have come and gone with their babies. I'm next. It's my turn. It's only fair."
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"If you bring in one more woman who has her baby before me, I will sue you."
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"Not this hospital. I'm gonna sue you. My husband is a lawyer."
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"-Rach? -You get back on that case, honey!"
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"I don't think the next patient is very far along."
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"Okay. Well, then bring her in."
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"Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears."
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"This is my husband, Sid. I don't think you've met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid."
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"I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologist's office."
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"Thank God for adult acne!"
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"I still can't believe it. I'm the luckiest guy in the world."
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"What'd he say?"
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"You have to speak very loudly, he's almost completely deaf."
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"-Oh, there you go. -Of course he is."
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"Congratulations, you two. I didn't even know you got married."
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"-Oh, we didn't. -What?"
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"Oh. Well, then shut me up."
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"Just tell me how."
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"Oh, I feel another one coming."
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"A widower."
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"He seemed like a standup guy. And he's not into anything weird sexually."
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"Okay, mister! Fertilize me!"
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"Does that sound like Janice?"
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"If it's not, then there's two of them."
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"Hey."
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"I can't believe this is taking so long. How you doing?"
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"Not bad. You know that feeling, trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?"
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"And soon someone will call her "Mom.""
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"Weirdest thing. Did I hear..?"
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"Mother of God, it's true!"
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"Janice."
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"Not just Janice. Janice in labor. Contracting and everything."
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"Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis."
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"She's your ex. And I have Richard."
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"Janice, I didn't even know you were pregnant."
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"What?"
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"That's funny. Does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?"
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"I'd have to say the talking gorilla."
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"Because at least I could explain to him that you're making me eat him."
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"Wow. What is it? I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry. My foot itches like crazy."
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"Oh. I'll get it."
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"I usually get to know a girl better before I let her spoon me."
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"Would you like to go to dinner sometime?"
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"-Yeah, I'd really like that. -Yeah?"
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"I was thinking.."
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"I'd kind of like to make a move."
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"Maybe a little help."
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"Okay."
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"Let me fix your pillow."
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"Cliff, you're so forward."
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"Oh, it was really nice meeting you."
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"Sid!"
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"That's the first time I heard her voice."
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"I didn't care for it."
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"and I have had no babies."
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"You know what I think it is? I think you made such a nice home for her.."
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"over the last nine months that she just doesn't want to leave."
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"Oh, look at you making up crap for me."
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"-Oh, God. -Okay. Okay."
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"Actually, I think you're ready to go to the delivery room."
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"What?"
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"Oh, my God. Okay."
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"Beat you, sucker! Oh, baby."
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"You know what?"
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"Well, it must be one of those closed-circuit hospital channels."
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"This is a very dramatic hospital."
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"I'm telling you, the guy from that show was here.."
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"I swear to you, that's the guy."
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"Do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?"
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"What probably happened was you were watching this, you drifted off to sleep.."
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"What is going on?"
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"I sent my friend, Joey, in here to find out stuff about you."
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"If it.. You know, if it helps, you came off great."
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"Fake? Excuse me? Hello?"
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"-You tried making me think I was crazy? -That was wrong. I'm so sorry."
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"It's just that I liked you so much. Can we just start over?"
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"She was married to a gay ice dancer."
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"Her twin sister used to do porn."
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"We don't really know each other, so it'd be easy to forget about this.."
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"but there's something between us. I don't know about you.."
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"but that doesn't happen to me a lot."
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"-The baby! Rachel! -Right, right!"
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"Okay, look. I gotta go too."
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"The triplets."
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"You and your brother didn't..?"
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"-Then dinner sounds great. -Great! Okay."
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"Our friend's having a baby."
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"No, she's really old-fashioned."
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"Push. Push. We're gonna push for five more seconds."
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"Five, four.."
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"-I can't push anymore! -You're doing great."
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"-Come on. -Push. Wait."
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"-I see something. -What, you do? You do? Oh, my God!"
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"-Don't say "Oh, my God!" What?! -What is that?"
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"The baby's buttocks. She's breech."
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"Is she gonna be okay?"
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"-She's gonna be fine. -Okay."
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"She's in a more difficult position, so you have to push harder now."
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"-Okay. -That's it. Push. Push."
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"You're gonna have to push even harder."
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"-I'm sorry, I can't! I can't! -Yes, you can. I know you can do this."
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"Good."
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"You have no idea how much this hurts."
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"Here we go!"
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"She's upside down, but she's coming!"
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"Oh, wow! Oh, she's so tiny."
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"-Where'd she go? -They're just wrapping her up."
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"I know. Oh."
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"-Do we have a name yet? -No, not yet."
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"Hello, Baby Girl."
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"-Can we come in? -Oh, come on in."
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"Here."
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"Oh, I'm so glad you guys got drunk and had sex."
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"and then 47 hours later, here she is."
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"She's this whole tiny little person."
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"And she already has eyelashes and knees and.."
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"-What? -Oh, no, no. It's okay."
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"-Okay, my turn. My turn. -Aunt Phoebe."
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