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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1 (S08E08)

"Now, maybe it would help if you knew some personal stuff about her."
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"She gave birth to her brother's triplets."
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"-We're trying to dial down the crazy. -Right."
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"Oh, I love this scene."
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"But.. What do you say? Can we just have that dinner?"
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"No! No, they implanted embryos."
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"-I thought she had two heads. -Oh, God!"
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"Let's go. One more time. One final push. Ready? One, two, three."
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"Keep pushing!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"-Oh, God! -Oh! Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God, she's here."
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"She's looking at me. Hi. I know you."
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"That's fine. For now we'll just call her Baby Girl Greene."
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"Oh, no. Baby Girl Geller-Greene."
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"It's incredible. I mean, one minute she's inside you.."
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"I don't see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet."
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"Actually, we've narrowed it down to two names."
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"And you know what? I love them both. So just pick one, and that'll be it."
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"this is Isabella."
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"That's not her name."
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"I'm sorry, she just doesn't feel like an Isabella."
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"Oh, great! Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore."
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"-And if it's a girl? -I don't wanna say."
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"Oh, you want a little cousin?"
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"Do I look like a giant sperm to all of you, or..?"
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"And if not, we got to do it on a bucket."
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"This time just for us?"
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"Probably."
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"Don't you worry. By the time you're old enough to date him.."
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"I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross."
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"-That's never gonna happen with Ross. -That's what I thought."
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"but, honey, you two are on your own."
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"Because lately things have been happening between me and Ross."
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"So it might be the beginning of something."
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"-Hey, Janice. -Oh, hi."
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"Who's this little guy?"
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"-I'm gonna leave you three alone. -Okay."
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"That kiss before we left the apartment. That was something, huh?"
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"What is this? A petting zoo?"
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"I'm sorry. For the last time, why aren't you two together again?"
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"Look, we've been together. Then apart. Then together, then apart."
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"It's just, if we got together again and it didn't work out.."
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"Or you might get everything you've wanted since you were 15."
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"I saw a woman breast-feeding twins at the same time."
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"It is like a freak show up here."
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"-Really, it's nothing. I'm.. -Rach, come on. What?"
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"Please. He'll be with his real family. The twins and little Miss New Boobs."
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"Okay, how long was I watching that woman?"
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"I'm just saying that, you know.."
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"someday Ross is gonna meet somebody.."
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"Joey?"
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"All right!"
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"Yes, the hard part is truly over."
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"I knew I'd get here fast, but this has gotta be some kind of a record!"
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"-Oh, you made it! -Hi."
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"-How the hell did you beat us here? -We took a cab. Did you guys walk?"
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"Hey, you made it!"
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"Okay, is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?"
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"Right. We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you, so.."
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"Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately, we can't guarantee a private room."
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"-And, currently, they're all unavailable. -Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner."
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"Okay. Just give us a second. Ross?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Okay? What if I was the president?"
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"Okay."
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"Say, would you mind checking again?"
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"See if any private rooms may have opened up?"
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"Okay, I see. Could we please talk to the manager?"
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"Just nurses, doctors and semi-private rooms."
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"-What? What? -Contraction!"
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"-I'll be back in an hour to check you again. -Thank you."
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"Oh, wait, Dr. Long. Can I ask you something?"
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"Hey, don't.. You know what? You're gonna be fine."
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"Oh, check these out."
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"Yeah, well, it looks great."
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"Hi, I'm Ross. I'm here to ruin this magical day for you."
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"-Hi, Julie. This is Rachel. -Oh, hi, Rachel."
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"-Is this your first? -Yeah, it is."
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"Well, little Jamie here is our third."
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"-That's so sweet. -Yeah."
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"We are gonna share every moment of this with you."
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"-Oh, okay, I guess. -Hey, smile!"
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"-I don't know if.. -I really don't want any.."
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"Okay, just breathe."
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"The miracle of birth sure is a snooze-fest."
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"This is gonna be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler."
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"-Honey? -Yeah?"
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"Listen, I've been doing some thinking.."
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"but I think we should try to have a baby."
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"Okay. I've been thinking about it too, and I think we're ready."
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"This is fun."
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"Yeah, but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird.."
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"Like mine is now!"
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"Now I'm just gonna have a baby if I want to. Oh, what are you doing to me?"
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"I'm sorry I brought it up."
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"Okay, then, back off, mister!"
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"Because I am ready to have a baby."
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"I just want Joey to be the father."
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"I am sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam."
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"Oh, that's very.. Really, very, very okay."
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"Julie's cervix is dilated seven centimeters. That's about four fingers!"
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"-Doctor let me feel it myself. -Have you felt Rachel's cervix, Ross?"
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"-No, I don't.. We're not gonna do that. -We won't be doing that."
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"-Am I interrupting? -Yes! Thank you! Later."
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"-No, you can't leave me alone with them. -Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I'm so glad you're here, but it's gonna be a while. I wish you'd called first."
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"That's all right. I'm coming back later with your father."
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"-I needed to talk to you before the birth. -Okay. What's up?"
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"Ross, I want to talk to you as your mother.."
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"even though I know that you and I are also very close friends."
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"I really don't know what you're talking about, but okay."
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"Assuming, of course, that you want it."
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"Ma, you're asking me to marry you?"
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"-Mom, no. Come on. Thank you. -Just hear me out.."
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"No! Okay? We've been through this."
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"We're not gonna get married just because she's pregnant. Okay?"
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"Honestly, Ross, this isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped."
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"Ross, a child should have a family."
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"You know what? I can't deal with this right now. I'm sorry."
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