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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1 (S08E08)

"Yes! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it."
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"Oh, whoa! I'm sorry. Semi-private? We asked for a private room."
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"I'm sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have."
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"-Give her some money. -I really think they're out of rooms."
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"This is a hospital."
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"There is no manager."
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"And this is not the only hospital in this city, and we have no problem.. Oh, gosh!"
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"-Would you like to see a semi-private room? -Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look."
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"Well, you're only two centimeters dilated, and we need to get to 10."
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"-It'll be a while. -Oh, okay."
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"Is labor really as painful as everybody says it is?"
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"Oh, look at that. My beeper's going crazy."
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"Doesn't feel good."
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"Thank you very much. I think we're ready to.."
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"Oh, no, not at all. It's okay. Marc Horger. This is my wife, Julie."
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"-Let me give you guys some privacy. -Nonsense. We're all in this together."
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"-I think we're gonna have some fun. -Yeah."
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"Oh, Ross! Here comes another contraction."
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"-Hey, you wanna see something? -Sure. What?"
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"and I don't know whether it's because we're here.."
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"Are you kidding? You think we're ready to have a baby now?"
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"Yes, but haven't you wanted a kid, like, forever?"
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"Yeah, but no one ever wanted to have one with me. I mean.."
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"Well, if you like, you could feel Rachel's, then feel mine to compare."
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"No, Ross? Ross? Ross? My child has no father!"
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"I brought something that I want to give you."
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"This is your grandmother's engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel."
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"Go.. Hey, go talk to Monica."
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"Just think about it. If you don't, I'll talk more about humping."
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"Ross, get in here!"
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"Okay. All right, stop it. You're freaking me out."
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"Hey, Rachel had the baby."
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"No."
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"I don't know why I thought that'd be funny."
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"Well, you know what? Consider yourself lucky."
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"-Why aren't you with Rachel? -You're kidding, right?"
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"I know."
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"Including "Evil Bitch" and "Sick Bastard.""
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"See? It's because you were looking, you fat pervert."
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"Don't you talk to my husband like that, you stupid bastard!"
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"but I'm starting to think that we can handle it. We're good."
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"We are pretty good."
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"What? It's not right! We're not ready to have a kid now!"
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"-What? -I'm kidding. This is gonna be fun."
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"We're trying to get pregnant."
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"Well, we could start trying now."
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"Maybe here."
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"It's perfect. We got a lot of time to kill, and we're in a building that's full of beds!"
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"Come on, you stupid machine! Come on!"
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"Hey, I got one! I got one!"
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"-Hi. -Hi."
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"-How about you? -Car accident."
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"Some idiot on a cell phone wasn't paying attention?"
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"Yeah. Me."
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"Nobody else got hurt. And I was pretty lucky."
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"Oh, hey, that's me."
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"-Oh, Ross! Another contraction. -Oh, okay. Here, here."
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"That's it."
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"-Oh, that sounded like a bad one. -Yeah, it was."
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"Oh, that was a big one."
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"I'm okay, honey."
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"Well, I got some bad news. It gets worse."
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"and they come, like, every minute."
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"You. You aren't."
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"Good for you."
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"-I know who you're talking about. -Great! What room number is he in?"
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"You want this man's blood on your head..?"
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"It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room he is staying in."
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"He's a patient of mine. I've treated him for years."
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"Wait. Wanna set the mood a little?"
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"-We'll dim the lights. -Okay."
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"This is it!"
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"-That's him! -Great. Go get him!"
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"He's not really my type."
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"-Three. -Just three?"
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"-Actually, it's more like this. -Oh, stupid metric system."
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"I know. I'm a neurologist. Just to be on the safe side.."
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"That was a test. Good response."
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"-All right. Full name? -Clifford Burnett."
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"-Date of birth? -November 16, 1968."
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"Age?"
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"Are all the questions this personal?"
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"Yes."
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"-Oh, that's terrible. I'm really sorry. -Yeah."
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"-A heart attack, doctor. -Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, mild car.."
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"-This room's available. -Okay! Wait, you listen to me!"
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"I can't believe this!"
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"And yet, somehow, it's true."
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"I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies!"
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"-Hi, sweetie! -Hi, sweetheart."
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"Really?"
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"Why?"
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"We're just not in that place, you know? But we're very excited about this."
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"-What else? What else? -He's 33."
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"We could. Or we could have sex in it."
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"Chandler Bing!"
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"You remember, Chandler."
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"I feel so bad for you."
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"This is yours."
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"Okay, I've got one for you. If you had to, which would you eat?"
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"A Seeing Eye dog or a talking gorilla?"
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"-Oh. Somebody went to college. -Yeah."
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"Relax. It's not like we're forking."
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"When. When."
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"You seem to really know what to do with a utensil."
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"Yeah. And I promise I won't make you eat any remarkable animals."
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"Oh, that's five, Ross. Five women have had five babies.."
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"Twenty-one hours. You're a hero."
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"Doctor, you gotta do something! Get me drugs.."
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"or light a fire up in there and just smoke it out!"
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"Ten centimeters. You're about to become a mom."
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"asking me all these weird questions."
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"Okay, Mr. Percocet."
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"Okay, Cliff."
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"and you dreamt he was here."
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"Which is of no interest to me as a neurologist. I.."
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"That's him! You know him?"
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"Wake up, Cliff!"
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"Okay. Okay. I.. Okay."
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"I don't think so."
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