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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating? (S02E02)

"- Ugh. - It's The Wire."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Have you never seen The Wire?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm. Am I supposed to?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God. I am so jealous of you right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You get to watch it from the beginning."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula and I binged the whole thing"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in two days, and we were obsessed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We talked like Avon and Stringer Bell"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- for a solid month. - Hmm. Mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait. Why am I talking about Paula?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I hate her right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, fast-forward, let's see."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's plucking. More plucking."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, there it is, there it is. - (gasps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, she's handing envelopes"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is insane. She's giving envelopes full of drugs"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to people out in broad daylight. It's so brazen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is such important work."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, we're gonna blow this wide open."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We could get a Peabody for this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, look, look. She's taking the powder out of the envelope,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then she's putting it on the table."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's showing them how to do the drugs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Oh, she's gonna shoot up the drugs"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just like in Breaking Bad. Have you seen Breaking Bad?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I go outside. - That's fair."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, here we go, here we go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's gonna do the drugs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's getting high off her own supply."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- It's going in her mouth. - No, no, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's going up her nose."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- No, no, no. - Mmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's going on her eyebrows."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- She's putting coke on her eyebrows? - Is that a thing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Give me a second, I can lipread pretty well."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My semester abroad, I took a deaf lover, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right. Uh... Ooh, she's about to say something. Okay, uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Put this on your eyebrows"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"two times a day for a month,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you will see a significant change in your eyebrow growth."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Oh, it, it makes your eyebrows grow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, that's brilliant."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And disappointing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(scoffs) Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I guess that means that..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It means that Josh is dating"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a super fly entrepreneur"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who's probably just using products"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that haven't been outwardly cleared"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"by the Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetics Act."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, I-I said I was sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're not sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and it was beautiful."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know how much the Brovinas mean to me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but you don't care."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, I do care. I just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I should have set an alarm or something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got, I got caught up in something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Law thing. - Oh, well, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I... You-you know what? But it's wrong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I know that now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I think what you're doing is great,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I feel left out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're so distracted lately."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know, I know, but I... Look, I-I-I will try to do better."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was great out there, Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I nailed that low "A"."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hank's wife said I sounded like Lou Rawls."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tanya, from shipping bought six CD’s"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for her care packages for the troops."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Does she not support the troops?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Fair. Fair."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Horrible time for a joke."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Scott."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am so sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, this is all... This is 100% my fault."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't care who's fault it is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just feel bad right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's nothing more to see here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, wait. Look at that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, Josh gave her flowers?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow. That's a big bouquet of flowers, J. Chan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The only time he got me flowers was prom night."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Blue carnations from a gas station."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"From a bucket."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"In return, I gave him my virginity."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I thought this was a rebound relationship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no, no, no. It is. It is. (sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He just needs to get the blonde out of his system."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Shh! What's he saying? Deaf lover. - Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's saying..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I get so stoked when we chill.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He gets stoked when his mom makes bagel bites. Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""I just had to tell you that I've never"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"felt this way about anyone else.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Never ever.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I got it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Like, ever.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I told you guys, curiosity killed the cat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm. It didn't kill the cat, it just"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I guess you were right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We shouldn't have gone down the rabbit hole."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The only thing down there is..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"regret made of rabbit poop."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well said."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I'm just glad you guys are over it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He never loved us."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And he's obviously over us."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, if he's done, then we should be done too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm. It's time to move on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, let's see."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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