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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating? (S02E02)

"Okay, okay, okay, um, um, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, my God, look at this place! - Oh! Oh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Aah! Aah! - Okay, okay. Uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay, okay, we have to guess the code. - How?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I didn't study up enough on her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I'll try. Uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How about her birthday?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. Oh, Gravy's birthday. No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you know Gravy's birthday?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just... Josh's birthday."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm... No. - Yeah. Yeah. Fail."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Uh... Uh, her parents' credit scores? - Okay, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Uh, no. - Uh, no. Ugh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Her weight! Try her weight! 115! Try it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Okay. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Of course she does. Hold on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Goal weight! That's it! - What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Do it! - (dings)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I knew that bitch weighed herself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(upbeat music playing, lively chatter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm really nervous."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I get that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do what I do when I get nervous."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You mean, picture people in their underwear?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? Why would that make me more comfortable? Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's just awkward."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nah, I walk around with my bits all wango tango."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's very relaxing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I'm doing a version of that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, instead of underwear,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm wearing an old T-shirt upside down."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We haven't done laundry in ages."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula's been busy, and I don't know how to work the machine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Where is Paula? I don't see her with the wives."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's coming. She first had to do some law stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What kind of law stuff?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I sincerely have no idea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just think the relationship between the 21st"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and the 18th amendment is amazing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, don't you think?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Actually, I've just been sitting here thinking"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"about what I'm gonna pick up for dinner on my way home."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I finally ran out of the frozen dinners"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- my wife made for us before she... - I'm telling you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have not been this obsessed about something"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"since the first season of The Wire."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You don't watch The Wire? - No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (gasping) What? - I know. I know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I am so jealous of you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that you get to watch it for the first time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, ho! Rebecca and I binged that in, like, two days."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We loved it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She is so Avon. I am so Stringer Bell. It is..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why am I talking about Rebecca? I'm sorry. Never mind."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We could talk about my wife. I did just bring her up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, of course. I'm sorry, honey. Go ahead."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She also pre-ordered, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a year's worth supply of toilet paper for us."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- She was like, "Sunil, I... " - What time is it?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I don't know. - Oh. No! Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I can make it. I can... I can make it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can... I can make it. I can make it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Where are you going? - I can make it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can make it. I can... make it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can make it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(in harmony): ♪ Let me call you sweetheart ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm in love with you ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Let me hear you whisper ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ That you love me, too ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Keep the love light glowing in your eyes so true ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Let me call you sweetheart ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm in love ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ With... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ With you... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey. I made it. I made it. I made it. I made it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Go, so thirsty."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (song ends) - Aah! Oh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's the end of the first song, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just missed the end of the first song?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That was the encore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I'll look on this computer for the footage."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, as long as we're here, you look for evidence"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of drugs, okay? Go through the drawers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Got it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Found the footage from this afternoon."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"maybe it didn't actually get us hitting the cat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no. There it is. Clear as day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We really... Yeah, we ran over that cat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm. My brows are a little thin, aren't they?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ugh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're '90s brows. Damn it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, what are you doing over there? Did you find drugs?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing): No. But this lotion... I'm addicted."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Dude. - What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow. Never mind, I'll take care of this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Delete, delete, delete."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Delete, empty trash."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes. Whew."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, what a weight off me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wish I could do that in my own life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"God, I would erase all of junior prom and sixth grade,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and so many courtroom farts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, great. Let's get out of here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait. Wait, wait. It just occurred to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If she's doing anything illegal, it will be on these tapes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We could show them to Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs) I really don't want to get caught."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"V, look. I know this is dangerous."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but he's an innocent man being turned into a drug mule."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. God only knows what he's sticking in his rectum."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, have we talked about that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What? - Oh, so he never..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nothing. Uh-uh, uh-uh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. Uh-uh. What was I doing? Oh, right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna fast-forward through this to see if she"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is a hopper movin' g-packs. She's no corner boy,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"she's pushin' real weight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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