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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating? (S02E02)

"Wow, you guys just did, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, I don't know. This-this isn't adding up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think it's on us to get to the bottom of this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. I mean, just because we're over Josh doesn't mean"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we can let some trendy girl exploit him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's not right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are exactly right. We need to investigate."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll drive. Let's Thelma and Louise this thing. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(door opens)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thelma and Louise drove off a cliff, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (door shuts) - ... be careful."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(humming)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ba-da-Ga-da, Ba-da-Ga-da, Ba-da-Ga-da, Ba-da-Ga-da."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ga-da-Ba-da, Ga-da-Ba-da, Ga-da-Ba-da, Ga-da-Ba-da,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Ga-da-Ba-da. - Warming up?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I try to lube the cords well in advance of a show."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah, the West Brovinas."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Heard so much about you guys."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You have? - Yeah. From you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Every day. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) I-I do love barbershop."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm. Everyone needs a hobby."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hank, our tenor, likes to say,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""It's cheaper than golf and safer than whores.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, maybe it's "cheaper than whores"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- and safer than golf." Now... - Well,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"personally, I can't wait."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I die over a perfectly hit seventh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow. Uh, that's cool,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Tanya. - Yeah. See you tonight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(humming)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ba-da-Ga-da, Ba-da-Ga-da, Ba-da-Ga-da..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"since you're a sneaky-stalky virgin,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just play it cool, okay? She won't notice anything Okay, coolio."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- If you don't notice anything. - Okay, cool. So we're just here to..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Observe and analyze, like in the style of Margaret Mead,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right. Mm-hmm. Yep."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey... - Mm-hmm. What? Who?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Just figure things out. - Okay, I'm not stupid."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You just reference obscure things all the time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know. Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God. (whimpers) Wait, O.M.G., her outfit is beyond."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I saw that her eyebrows are staggering, of course."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Valencia scoffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I know you're jonesing, but I can't give you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"any more of the stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because. No, I'm still here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What is that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (Rebecca gasps) - (Valencia stammers)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I'm sorry, is she giving all these women"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- some sort of white powder? - Cocaine?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Or meth or crushed-up oxy. Who knows? - Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(shushing) Here she comes,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Peas and carrots. I'm saying "peas and carrots.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's what you do when you're faking chitchat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I did it in my eighth grade church play, Don't Be Different."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"peas and carrots, peas and carrots, p..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're saying it so loud. Just stop. Just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because some girls abuse it"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then I have to completely cut them off."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, my God. - You're right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She is a drug salesperson."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I'll call you back. - Oh, she sees us."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's a drug dealer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh's girlfriend is a stone-cold narco."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I guess it makes sense."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can't pay gentrified commercial rents"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"by plucking forehead hair."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We have to tell Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, let's face it, not the smartest."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no. He's not so bright."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He once told me his favorite animal was Antarctica."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He thinks eau de toilette is called that because,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, it's from a toilet. - Oh, it's from a toilet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- It's so sad. - Also, he talks to telemarketers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's too trusting, too sweet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, the guy just radiates sunshine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I love his mouth. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We loop-Dee-looped again!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- We have to tell him. - Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We can't just sit here on our big fat lazy fat cans all day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- All right, let's go. - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, hey, while we're driving,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"let's talk about your continued body dysmorphia,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'cause I thought we'd nipped it in the bud."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, body dysmorphia is often caused by personal trauma,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"such as childhood teasing or parental over-involvement."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (thud) - (gasps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's weird. Did you leave your purse on the ground?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I brought my mini calf-hair crossbody. We're on the go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, which is why I brought my high school JanSport backpack."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait. So what did I run over?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) Oh, my God!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God! Gravy?! Oh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(mewing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What happened? Who ran my cat?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my little baby. It's gonna be okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- It's gonna be okay. - (meowing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did you see who hit my cat?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was a hit-and-run. Someone..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was a thoughtless man. It was a man!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's always a man!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah, it was a man with, um... - Uh-huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Um, a hat. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A pirate? A pirate hit my cat? That's insane."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah, it was... it was insane. - (meowing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's why she remembers it so vividly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was a guy with, like, yellow teeth and black eyeliner."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I bet it's one of those creeps"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who plays Jack Sparrow on Hollywood Boulevard."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh. (crying) - Yup. Um, hey,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we were... were just gonna drive your cat to the hospital."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's fine. Shh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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