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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating? (S02E02)

"What you got goin' on there, girlfriend?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) Ugh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm. Coo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Coolio."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I love Coolio."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Forget it. Miss that guy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yep. Yep."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm-hmm. Yep. Miss him. I miss him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah-huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Silver Brew?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, who is that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What? - Oh, nothing. Just... (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Always forget which Kardashian is which. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, okay, describe her for me. Is she the tall one,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the naked one, or the mom one? 'Cause if you're talking"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"about the model one or the lip one, those are Jenners."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Jenners. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jenga."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Robin Williams."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm. Willy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Willy Wonka."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I want candy..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you both high right now?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(REBECCA/VALENCIA both gasp): Oh, my God! Josh has a girlfriend!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA/VALENCIA: What did you say?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I knew you guys didn't miss Coolio."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Who is that? - I-I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, she's tagged as @annathebrowbarian."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"click it, click it, click it, click it, click it. okay, okay, okay, okay, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Her name is Anna..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hicks. - Anna Hicks? No one has that name."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's like the romantic lead in an Adam Sandler movie."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of Internetting an ex's current girlfriend,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you may never come back."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shh... Look at her. Shh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, she's so pretty and cool. Also, she has, like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a permanent flower crown filter face. What? How do you get that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She does eyebrows for celebrities."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. There's, like, a three-month waiting list at her salon."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to be Elizabeth Olsen to get in."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- a billion more pictures of her. - Me, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. I mean, you know what they say. Curiosity killed the..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cat. Look at her. She has a cat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She makes being a cat person"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- look cool. - Exactly. Now I want a cat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What is going on?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know. Up is down, and down is up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I... (sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey. What are you doing for the next,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like, 13 hours?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't do anything healthy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't be productive."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Give in to your desire."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Research me obsessively ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Uh-huh ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Find out everything you can about me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You know you want to dig for me relentlessly ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ Uh-huh ♪ - _"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Using every available search tool ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And all forms of social media ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You know you want to look ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ At my Instagram ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But it's private ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So Google me until you find out ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Where I went to high school ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Using the name and the photo of someone ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ That went to my high school ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And hope that I remember that person a little bit ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Then request access to my private Instagram ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ From the fake account ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And in the meantime scour my work Instagram account ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause that one's public ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Research me obsessively ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You know you want to hunt for me tirelessly ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Uh-huh ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's not stalking 'cause the information ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Is all technically public ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Check out every guy I used to date ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And deduce who broke up with who ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Based on the hesitation in our smiles ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So many unanswered questions."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did I go to the University of Texas?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Am I an EMT?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is that my obituary in which I'm survived"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"by my loving husband, Eddie, of 50 years;"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"children, Susan and Matthew; and grandchild, Stephanie?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, no. That's just all people with my same name."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Pay only $9.99 on a background check Web site to know for sure."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I'll do it. Yeah. - (scoffs) Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Uh-huh, and in lieu of flowers ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Donate to other me's favorite charity ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Research me, just research me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And research me and research me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Oops ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's three days later. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- None of this makes any sense. - Not at all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's no way Josh could land someone that cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You guys are still here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've been here for three days."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"had stopped me from creating a fake Instagram account."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I told you that's illegal, and I cannot go to jail right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am one stamp away"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I have literally no idea"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"what he has to offer to someone like this. Right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You both dated him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. But we're mortals. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And she's like a-a fairy angel."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. I mean, really,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"what could she see in a guy"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"from West Covina who still wears stitchy jeans?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And supermarket flip-flops."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And lives with his mother."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. He's the worst."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I once saw him bite off a toenail."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I mean, he is very flexible and strong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And muscular."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, and his skin color. Would you say that's,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm. Delicious."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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