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Clips from Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce - Rule #47: Always Take Advantage of "Me" Time (S01E01)

"I think we should take the place across from the grove."
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"You know, if I finally got to kiss you now,"
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"Nate, you are married, and that makes me guilty."
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"DAN: You play to hurt, and not just me, Spencer and Eric too."
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"Jake told me he signed the lease today."
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"I just want you out today,"
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"No, we're going to school now, and then tonight,"
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"Did I get the Xbox hooked up?"
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"It almost took my finger off."
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"(KNOCK AT DOOR)"
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"A kick-what?"
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"Okay, well, she can do that any night of the week,"
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"but tonight, she's gonna be having fun."
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"Becca Riley's not coming over, if that's what you're asking."
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"Shh. Shh. Shh. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Or the sound of breathing."
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"I think I sufficiently scared him off."
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"and I'm gonna like it, damn it."
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"You say that name one more time, and honestly, knuckle supper."
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"No, I can't. I can't have it. I'm just saying."
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"What are you doing when they're that high?"
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"I like it. Yeah."
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"The comforts of home."
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"Pleasure."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"MAN: I can't stand here looking at you!"
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"(CHUCKLES) Yeah."
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"Oh, crap. Oh."
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"Answer it, dude. I don't want to lie to her."
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"just 'cause she's your sister. She'll understand that."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Okay, continue to be a pussy until we figure it out, okay?"
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"First night without the kids can be a little bit weird."
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"get back on the writing horse."
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"Love you, Abby. I love you guys."
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"(ELEVATOR DINGS)"
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"Whitney."
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"What's going on? Where is everybody?"
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"I was just about to call you."
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"True, but whales trump partners."
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"(INHALES)"
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"Hi, it's me."
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"but that one's not as catchy."
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"Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. Just... Just go on. Go on."
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"On Amazon, you're selling just below, Why Cats Paint."
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"Uh, Jesus."
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"(DOOR BELL CHIMES)"
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"(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Jeez."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"JAKE: So what do you think?"
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"Did you forget?"
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"Oh, your mouth is saying, "Wait," but it is feeling very, "Go" down here."
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"I'm just so anxious."
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"I want them to want to be here, too."
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"Just thought I'd offer. I totally get it."
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"Thank you for understanding."
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"(SQUEALS)"
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"Al, the animal."
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"I heard you were the shit, man."
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"Everybody, Barry, Lyla Straley."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Ew."
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"They're at Hollywood and Highland."
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"Shut your piehole, ass munch."
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"There's an acting class next door, okay?"
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"It looks like it's gonna be good."
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"And he wants you to come over?"
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"No."
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"She's your sister."
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"The internet was working this morning,"
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"(CELL PHONE CHIMES)"
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"Sweetie, give me the phone."
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"Please? You would make my life."
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"Stop it."
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"I'm enjoying a relationship with two men simultaneously,"
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"AUTOMATED VOICE: You have absolutely no messages."
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"Can you just bring Phoebe and you and..."
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"Fix the goddamn window."
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"if you could shut it because we left it open. So embarrassing."
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"Some salve for your wounds?"
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"Hey, hey, sorry it took so long to get back to you."
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"You finished now? Yes."
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"My career is over. No."
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"I have a book idea."
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"The bushwhack setting's a little Aggro I get it."
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"PHOEBE: Is that Becca Riley?"
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey"
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"Big time."
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"A 10-year-old and Jake's girlfriend."
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"(ALL CHUCKLE)"
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"Rain keeps falling"
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"Dad, check it. I've got, like, 400 likes on Instagram."
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"Wait, did you post it to Instagram?"
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"At the top. That one."
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"She's wearing a black halter and black shorts,"
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"Okay, no, no, no, no."
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"Please don't close. Don't close."
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"I've been caught consorting with the enemy."
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"And I have to divorce you, too?"
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"Okay. Here we go."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"I think you just need to lie to Lilly."
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"Just lie to Lilly."
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"Just tell her that there was a leak,"
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"and that the poster got ruined."
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"I didn't want to play this card."
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"They're super tight. What?"
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"Lyla. It's like a Wookiee life debt."
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"Obviously, generally speaking, we don't have a bond."
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"Yeah."
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"I am incredibly horny."
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"Hi, gorgeous."
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"or you're getting it on with Mr. Donut."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"No problem."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Okay. Bye."
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"Bye."
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"Shit."
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