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Clips from American Pie 2 (2001)

"Yes, that's great experience."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You just gotta find the right girl, Jimbo."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"She just sells her cottage and takes off to parts unknown."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Take me out to the pasture and shoot me."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Guys, I got it. Pack your bags."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"We're moving to the lake."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"We're gonna be the shit. Everybody on the beach is gonna know us."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Throw a huge party at the end of the summer to cap it all off."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"This is it. This is my summer of love."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Just thought I'd say goodbye to you animals."
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"Don't worry, okay? I'll be fine."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Keep it real, homies."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"All right, let's go."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I've been running these numbers here..."
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"and I don't think the four of us can afford this place."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"So, I invited someone else."
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"Wipe my ass and lick my balls!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"It's Stifler time, baby!"
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"Stifler, if you're gonna be living with us, you gotta behave yourself."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"All right, you and Finch just stay out of each other's way."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Kevin, Stifler's stench is unavoidable."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Finch, fist yourself."
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"That's right, baby. We're here."
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"Yeah, baby, we're here!"
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"- It's a palace. - It's a temple."
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"Isn't this great?"
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"Guys."
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"Check this out. This is it."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Will you idiots tell me what this fucker's doin'?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"''Tantric?'' What the fuck is tantric?"
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"It's a Buddhist discipline."
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"When you can do that, you can have sex for hours, even days."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"With tantra you can make an entire session of sex..."
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"feel like one giant orgasm."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Eventually, you can sustain that feeling by meditating."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Maybe you can teach me sometime? - Very doubtful."
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"- True. - Come on, Jim."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- You can't possibly be that bad. - Oh, no?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I guess there's only one person that really knows for sure, huh?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Hey, are you here for the mid-session performance?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Guests go in the amphitheatre. You can't be here."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"a bear came, and then the bear had to be destroyed..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"which means they shot it in the head with a rifle and killed it and it died."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You must know Michele."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"One, two, three, four."
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"Good luck. Thanks."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Good job. Have fun at your next class."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Jim. Holy potatoes!"
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"You're really here?"
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"Oh, shoot!"
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"'cause this one time, here..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"It's like you know all our stories."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Was that a question?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I don't know. Maybe."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Do you wanna answer it anyway?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I left you like... like three messages after prom."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Really?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You didn't think I was weird..."
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"because of the way I acted that night?"
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"Weird, no."
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"Surprising, yes."
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"I get nasty when I'm horny."
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"Wow.Jeez."
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"You sucked. You didn't know what the hell you were doing."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- I'm sorry. ''Terrible?'' - I've had worse."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I could give you some pointers if you want."
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"Really?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You're all right. Here we go. You know you're not supposed to be here now."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"It's piss-poor to be this late. I'm very angry right now."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You can tell by the tone of my voice I'm angry. I'm pissed off."
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"Here they are. Got him home."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Petey! Well, that explains everything."
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"All right. Well, always something with these kids. Go!"
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"But we are just so overjoyed..."
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"to have someone with your kind of talent here."
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"I know it's not yours..."
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"You just own this and break a leg."
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"What was he doing wandering unsupervised?"
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"I'll tell you something. I'm about fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids."
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"Kids, entertain yourselves. Play along with Petey."
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"No, no, no, Petey. Here we go."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"All right, all right. Come on, now. A little encouragement."
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"Folks, he's just a little nervous."
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"Just blow on it, kid. All right."
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"Special, my ass."
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"Come on. Give the little guy some support."
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"Come on, Petey. You're doing great, partner."
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"All right!"
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"All right, Petey! Come on, now! Come on!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Rock and roll!"
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"Thank you!"
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"My name is Petey!"
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"Thank you!"
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"And I have gigantic balls!"
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"Not now! Come back later. Go!"
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"Hey, hey, hey. Come back here!"
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"- I wanna talk to you! - You are so sweet."
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"He's my bitch."
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"Well, Michele has confirmed it."
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"Don't worry about it. I mean, that's why we got the house, Jimbo."
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"It's like a hummingbird feeder."
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"Guaranteed hotties."
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"Fellas, nice pad."
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"High likelihood of a sausage fest in progress."
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"The girls are coming. I made some calls."
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"Since when do you start listening to the Sherminator?"
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"I mean, look around, dude."
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"Come on. There's nothing to tell."
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"Hey, what's up? What are you guys talking about?"
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"So, Vicky?"
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"three."
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"Look at you. You stud."
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"All right, Oz. Now that Kevin told us, what about you?"
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"You haven't had the slightest bit of attraction to any girl at school?"
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"Don't you fuckin' say no. I know you did."
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"Very uninteresting."
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"How about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year?"
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