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Clips from American Pie 2 (2001)

"I guess I never took it."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Oh. Thanks. - You're welcome."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Come on, baby. Give it to the Stifmeister."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Come here, dude. You're making an ass out of yourself."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Hey, Pop Tart. - Dream on, midget."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Excuse him. Come here. Take this. You're on cop watch."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Good luck."
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"Did you miss high school?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Yes, we can."
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"Jim, come on."
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"It's beautiful!"
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"What are yours?"
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"Well, this one time at band camp..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"and I didn't know what I was doing."
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"And as much as I may really..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You go get your geek."
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"Maybe it's just not gonna work."
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"- Yeah, you did. - Kinda weird without the phone, huh?"
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"It's all right. You don't have to say anything."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I get it, okay?"
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"Maybe I am a geek."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Help!"
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"- Hi. - Hey, there."
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"Oh, yeah. You heard me."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Because I am comfortable with my sexuality."
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"At least have a drink with the Stifmeister."
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"You truly are a Stifmeister."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Ladies, I am down with the funky shit. - Like what?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Petey?"
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"Come on, guys. Let's hear it for Petey!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- You drank him under the table. - He couldn't hack it."
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"- Best summer ever, huh, fellas? - Absolutely."
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"I have all the time in the world."
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"So, are we gonna do this every summer?"
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"- Hell, yeah, we are. - Of course we are, gentlemen."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I guess it slipped his mind."
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"Give me, like, three days."
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"Who the hell was that?"
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"That was... Someone was lost."
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"Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do."
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"Oh, Finchy, I missed you."
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"- Sure you don't wanna go to my room? - No. Why?"
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"My roommate's already moved out. We'll be all alone."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- all right. - The door is locked."
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"- Okay, Jim, relax. Relax. - Okay, yeah, sure."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"No strings attached, okay? it's just friendly goodbye sex."
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"we've never even had friendly hello sex."
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"- So do you not wanna do this? - Oh, no, no, no."
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"Oh, I do. Yeah. No, I definitely do."
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"Well, not my first. It's my first time..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"since my first time."
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"And I don't... I don't wanna suck at it."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Hey, I'm confident."
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"- Let's get naked. - Okay."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Seems like just yesterday my dad picked me up after my first year at college."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"We popped a couple of beers..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"and he said, ''Now, you're a man.''"
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"And today I get to say the same thing to my son."
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"Honey, your speeches embarrass him."
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"So, try and do what the kids say, and just be cool."
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"I think I bring new meaning to the word ''cool,'' honey."
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"Turn over."
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"- Now pin my leg up. - What?"
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"Pin my leg up, like this."
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"Maybe you can help me out, you know."
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"Is that the one? No."
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"There!"
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"I didn't do this for you."
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"Thanks, dude."
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"- Where's my big guy? - Oh, my God!"
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"- Dad, get out! - I'll wait in the car."
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"- I'm so sorry. - For your own edification..."
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"son, I'm not embarrassed."
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"This is human nature... human nature at its best."
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"Honey, honey, listen. I'm gonna take her..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Please just go! - Actually, if you wouldn't mind."
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"Honey... I'll take her to the car."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Natalie!"
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"I'm Jim's dad."
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"I'm sorry I didn't get her name, but hopefully my son did..."
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"Natalie, get dressed!"
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"- Beer? - Avert your eyes! Turn around!"
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"- Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks? - Oh, my God!"
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"Hey, fuckface."
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"- Mornin', dude. - Come on, Ozzy. It's show time."
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"Okay, here we go. Moment of truth."
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"- There's little hearts on her panties! - Super."
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"There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look."
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"Here it is, the end of our freshman year and you screwed one girl."
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"One."
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"You're a disgrace to men everywhere."
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"All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay?"
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"You find a girl. You two become best friends."
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"You don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other."
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"- You laugh at the people who do count. - Here's a new idea for you."
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"I'm never even gonna think about political science again."
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"- You're gonna have a great time. - Hello, summer!"
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"- Did that exam blow or what? - Yeah, it sucked."
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"- Kev, what's up, man? How are you? - Good."
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"Well, evidently you two..."
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"made quite the handsome couple on the Internet."
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"I didn't see it."
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"It was brought up at a PTA meeting."
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"It happens to the best of us."
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"In fact..."
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"got together..."
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"Well, she referred to it as ''shrink wrapping.''"
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"and good things will happen."
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"It's good to be home, Dad."
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"It's gonna be nice to hit Stifler's tonight after exams."
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"- Did you get through 'em? - There's the mystery man!"
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"It means ''hello.'' Hello."
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"Changed majors."
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"Wanted to understand the things she was moaning."
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"- And the Guggenheim with Francesca. - The Guggenheim?"
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"And then my social-psych professor in Baskin-Robbins."
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