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Clips from American Pie 2 (2001)

"System overload. Hasta la vista, Jessica."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"No, no, that's all wrong."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- So what does he mean, ''meet up''? - You know, like hang out..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- I'm sure he understands quite well. - He does."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I don't see her with a boyfriend. I think that puts me on deck."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- The rule of what? - Three."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"If a guy tells you how many girls he's been with, it's not even close to that."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- None? - Rule of three."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Lesbians."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"That's fucking disgusting! I'm gonna throw up."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I'd hardly call it studying."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Hey, Oz, I'm reaching under my shirt and I'm rubbing myself."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"reaching downstairs."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"And it feels so good."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Yeah, me too. - Oh, yeah."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Sorry about that. Where were we?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Oh, yeah, Heather. I'm rubbing it and it feels so good."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Yeah, all right. Bye. I love you."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Nice talking with you, Steven. - Stifler, man!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I need confirmation."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Stifler. Hey, man, what are you doing?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You ass. Stifler, get out."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- What are you doing? - Looking for more lesbian artefacts."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Just needed the paper, huh?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- I'm in a lesbian stronghold. - Was it in here?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Happy painting, boys."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Help me zip, please."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Shit. She's de-pantsing."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Oh, man."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Johnny West is missing."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Come on!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Holy shit! There's a dildo in my drawer."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- What the hell was that? - I don't know. Call 9 11 ."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Okay, no, no, no. This isn't right."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Look. Stifler did break in here. - You dick!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I do, I do."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Who the hell is that? - Who's this?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I know. You feel his ass first."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Bravo!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Sweet Jesus."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Oh, yeah!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Okay, dude."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Kev, you can look."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"What? I wasn't trying!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"That's not fair!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I'm sorry?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Okay. It's okay."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I know what I have to do."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I'm takin' one for the team."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- I am not touching that. - Put that thing away, Stifler."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"No. Stifler wanted one from us."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Just watching the game, Kev."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Here you go."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"All right. Here."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"And the Stifmeister's provided us some complimentary lubricant."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Absolutely."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Bad man. I'm a bad, bad man."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You can't just stand out here."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Loo, I need your help."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"bumbling, nervous guy with her."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I don't wanna seem like a dork."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I didn't ditch you. I just..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"funky, weird, next-morning goodbye?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Why would I pretend that?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"even though you kind of did."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Good. Okay, now..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Holy shit. Really?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Of course."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Does direction matter, like clockwise, counter clockwise?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"The biggest pointer I could give you is..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"This is good. This is good. Obviously."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You've got to control yourself and think of something nonsexual."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Right, right. Okay."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Chairs. - Good."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Cleaning my bathroom."
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"Oh, that's cold! What are you doing?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Absolutely."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"What the fuck?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Chicago is beautiful, but it would be better if you were here."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I'm counting the days. Love, Nadia.''"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Do you want me to clean you?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"What the hell."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- 'Night. - We'll see you in the morning."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Paint thinner."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Shit."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Both hands! Get the other hand up, God damn it!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I'll take it from here, okay?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Okay, sir, you're just gonna have to wait here. All right?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"The swelling should subside in about eight or nine days."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"and there's a young lady coming..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I'd tell your son to keep his pants on during that party."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"penis?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"that's good news."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I think the whole glue thing might get her a little queasy."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You know, you may be Jimbo or Jumbo..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"or Jimbodinny to these guys in here, but..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Right there. That was a pure tantric moment."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Finch, stay the fuck away from that fiicus."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"That's a jizz-free fiicus."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You're here now? No, that's cool."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- That's your brother? - Yes."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"and I look ridiculous!"
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"Excuse me."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- What the hell's going on over there? - Nothing."
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"- Yeah, I guess so. - See ya this weekend?"
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"- I can't wait. - I can't wait either."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"And then we break up the day of the party."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I'm like Cupid."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Thank you."
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"Anytime."
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"You ready to break up?"
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"- I hate your guts anyway. - Don't say that."
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"How sweet."
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"Whatever you are, Jim, it is what I like."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Kevin left. Didn't look good."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Just wandered down the beach."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"and she was there with a date."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"and be with Vicky, just like high school."
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