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Clips from Seinfeld - The Betrayal (S09E09)

"Kramer. I'm with people."
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"Yeah, yeah. And thanks for inviting me."
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"I did invite you. Your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail."
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"Look, Newman, I need your wish to protect me from FDR."
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"My last five birthday wishes came true."
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"Come on. Look, I'll give you my next birthday wish."
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"Your next 50 wishes."
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"Forty-eight."
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"-Forty-nine. -Done."
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"All right, I'm back, savages, back."
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"I haven't made my wish yet."
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"Well, this Mischke mishmash is just getting worse."
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"I talked to the groom's parents and it is obvious that they don't want me to go."
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"The reason she sent me an invitation is so I'd send a gift."
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"-Jerry. -You know, coffee grinder's nice..."
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"...or a coffee maker. Everyone likes coffee. Maybe you should go get--"
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"Hi."
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"-I should-- -Sure."
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"Who else you got back there?"
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"There was an awkward moment in the conversation."
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"You slept with Nina. What are you gonna tell George?"
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"George can never know about this. It'll crush him."
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"Oh, my God, this drawer is filled with Froot Loops."
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"So what?"
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"And milk."
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"Please."
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"Call us Usha and Zubin."
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"Anyway, your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke--"
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"You're not going to the wedding, are you?"
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"-Well. -Don't go."
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"India is a dreadful, dreadful place."
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"You know, it's the only country that still has the plague."
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"I mean, the plague. Please."
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"Send her a gift and be glad you did not have to go."
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"Right. Don't go. Send a gift?"
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"If I had to go to lndia, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip."
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"You were gonna tell me all about George."
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"When you see him tomorrow night tell him that the waiter liked him."
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"I know. You know, we never had a bad conversation."
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"I know. No awkward pauses. Probably the reason we never fooled around."
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"Yeah."
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"Are you dense?"
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"I said, I wanted you to drop dead."
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"Now, drop dead."
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"That's right. My birthday wish was that you drop dead."
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"Hey, FDR wants me to drop dead."
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"-FDR? -Yeah, Franklin Delano Romanowski."
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"I go to his birthday party..."
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"-Stink eye? -Crook eye?"
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"Everyone's over. You're thinking: These are my friends?"
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"Invitation to Sue Ellen Mischke's wedding."
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"The wedding is in one week. I got this today."
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"Hey, look at this. Pinter Ranawat?"
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"Wonder if he's related to the guy I dated Peter Ranawat."
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"It's probably like Smith over there."
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"-Jerry, would you make the call? -What call?"
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"He wants me to set him up with Nina Stengle."
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"I was kidding when I said that."
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"Told me the same thing."
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"-Nina, hi, it's Jerry. -You're sure you never slept with her?"
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"-Perfect. -Hey, how about my friend George..."
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"-Do you think she likes me? -Sure."
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"How come nothing ever happened with you and Nina?"
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"Is there a problem with her? Is she a man?"
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"We were too compatible. Our conversations were so engrossing."
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"-How engrossing? -lf we had a problem with Elaine..."
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"...we could bring in Nina and not lose a step."
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"Like I was saying..."
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"...I couldn't make the transition from conversation to sex."
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"There were no awkward pauses. I need an awkward pause."
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"Well, wait a minute. Nina just saw me in my Timberlands."
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"-Why? -ln any other shoe, I lose 2 inches."
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"I can't have a drop-down. We're eye to eye. I can't go eye to chin."
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"-Tastes a little funky. -I'm sure it's fine."
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"Go on, make a wish, make a wish."
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"This is the kind of day that almost makes you feel good to be alive."
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"-I'm up 2 inches on these babies. -Really?"
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"5'8. 5'7."
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"-Jerry. -Nina."
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"-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too."
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"I'm going to lndia."
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"And they call it the World Wide Web."
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"You can e-mail anyone."
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"-lt was great talking. -Great talking to you."
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"I think she might be the one."
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"Baked potato. Sorry."
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"Yeah, you stuff your sorries in a sack, mister."
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"Why are you bringing snowballs in here?"
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"Oh, look, there's my friend FDR."
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"I'm gonna nail him in the back of the head."
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"It's gonna be great."
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"Oh, hi. I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I'm moving in."
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"-You need any help or--? -No, thanks."
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"We're neighbors. What's mine is yours."
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"Really?"
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"George, I just got off a 23-hour plane ride."
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"-That's it. The wedding's off. -But Sue Ellen--"
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"I have never been so humiliated."
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"-Well, you were pretty loaded. -I know."
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"Is your nose pierced?"
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"George, we need to talk."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"Funny guy."
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"Nina slept with him, he slept with me, I slept with Pinter."
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"Something."
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"All right, it's time to go."
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"Go."
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"Watch it, funny man."
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"Come on, come on."
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"Hey, shut up up there."
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"-Are you all right? -Of course I'm all right."
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"Funny guy."
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"Oh, God."
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"You were supposed to give me your birthday wish. Now you've wasted it."
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"I'm just hanging out in this hellhole because of George."
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"-Sucker. -Sucker."
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"-Bye-bye. -Bye."
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"Don't be ridiculous."
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"-Well, Usha. -I'm Zubin."
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