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Clips from Seinfeld - The Betrayal (S09E09)

"-What are you doing here? -A free trip to lndia."
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"See the way they are? We're still best friends, right?"
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"No. And take that stupid thing out of your nose."
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"That's got to hurt. I don't care where you're from."
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"When is our flight back? I gotta go to the bathroom."
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"Hi."
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"What happened last night?"
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"I woke up with this."
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"George, I've used the bathroom. It's fine."
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"No, no, no. I can walk it off."
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"Hey."
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"Are those Timberlands..."
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"-I should-- -Yeah. Sit down."
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"Hello, Jerry. I believe you know Nina."
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"You've done a lot more than talk. You betrayed me."
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"All right, I admit it. I slept with Nina, but that's all."
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"That's all? That's everything."
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"I don't know what the rest of it is for, anyway."
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"You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister."
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"Hey."
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"It's the only way to punish you."
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"That doesn't punish me. It punishes Elaine. And cruelly, I might add."
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"Hey, monkeys. Knock it off."
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"Elaine, you have to sleep with me."
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"Would you grow up, George? What is the difference?"
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"Nobody cares. It's all ancient history."
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"You slept with the groom?"
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"-I felt that. -All right. Okay."
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"All right, FDR."
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"This wish is for all the marbles."
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"I win, I don't drop dead and I get 1 00 percent anti-drop-dead protection."
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"All right."
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"Come on. There's gotta be something that'll change your mind."
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"What, you want my kidney?"
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"George knows that you slept with Nina. That's why he was acting so weird."
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"How did he find out?"
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"He schnapped me."
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"You know you're not supposed to drink while you're keeping a secret."
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"-ls there anything else? -I can't tell you."
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"I slept with the groom."
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"-Pinter? -He used to be called Peter."
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"Sue Ellen."
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"If she knew, she'd call off the whole wedding."
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"Come on. Up."
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"-You know what Jerry is in lndian? -No. What?"
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"Jugdish."
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"That would be pretty freaky."
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"Well, good night."
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"Good night, Jugdish."
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"Everything on it."
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"You're already gonna drop dead."
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"Well, guess what, FDR?"
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"I made a wish on a shooting star last night and I wished against your wish."
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"That's funny. As it happens..."
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"...I saw the same shooting star and I double-wished you to drop dead."
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"Yeah, fair enough. I'm quadruple-wishing."
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"All right. How do you like this?"
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"I like it a lot."
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"Oh, God, it's so hot."
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"And what is that smell?"
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"George, you've been wearing those boots since I met you."
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"You're not gonna wear them to the wedding, are you?"
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"Oh, boy, there's Sue Ellen."
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"She didn't want me at this wedding."
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"But here I am with a bunch of my idiot friends."
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"Elaine? Oh."
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"Oh, I am so happy to see you."
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"-You are? -Well, of course."
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"...you're tall. We hate each other."
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"Elaine, I know. I know we've had our problems."
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"All right, I guess."
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"Hello."
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"Does anyone wanna use the bathroom?"
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"Elaine, do you notice George was acting strange the whole flight?"
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"No, what? Like what? Strange? No."
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"Schnapps."
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"Yes. There's one."
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"I wish I don't drop dead."
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"Hello, friend. Enjoying the flight?"
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"Coach to lndia. The only way to go."
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"You're very funny, Jerry."
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"That's what I always tell people."
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"Jerry Seinfeld's a funny guy."
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"-...since fourth grade. -Didn't I beat you up in fourth grade?"
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"...you never said anything to George about Jerry and me, did you?"
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"Oh, please, it's in the vault."
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"Jerry Seinfeld's a funny guy."
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"Hey, what time is it?"
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"Is this tooth chipped?"
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"Yeah. How'd you do that?"
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"I have no idea."
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"So Jerry and Nina, huh?"
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"I'm not gonna tell you any more things."
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"-Does your girlfriend have to be here? -Does yours?"
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"What am I gonna do about FDR?"
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"What about a shooting star?"
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"-That's perfect. -Beauty and brains."
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"Oh, come on."
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"You know he's a postman, don't you?"
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"-Here's your plane ticket. -What?"
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"Sue Ellen sends me an invitation one week before her wedding in lndia."
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"I'll show her."
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"Especially when you got a layover in Sarajevo."
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"-Hey. -Here."
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"-For how long? -Three days."
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"Great. Jerry, I gotta tell you, I had the best time with that Nina last night."
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"I think I'm in love with her already. You are a great friend."
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"A great, great friend."
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"Kramer. You wanna borrow something? You wanna eat?"
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"You and Elaine. Me and Nina."
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"-I'm going to Newman's. -Great, I love Newman."
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"Jerry seem a little weird when I mentioned Nina?"
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"Cereal. Cereal."
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"Peach schnapps."
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"You see, my dear, all certified mail is registered..."
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"...but registered mail is not necessarily certified."
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"I could listen to you talk about mail all day."
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"They're meaningless."
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"Lomez, I'm leaving."
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"Newman. Wait."
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