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Clips from Seinfeld - The Betrayal (S09E09)

"Would you please stop saying that?"
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"Well, you gotta give me something."
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"You know, I didn't go to the bathroom the entire time we were lndia."
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"Elaine, you were my maid of honor and you slept with my Pinter?"
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"What?"
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"And by the way, you can take off those boots. Everyone knows you're 5'6."
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"-5'8. 5'7. -See?"
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"-Where'd you get that one? -It's an expression."
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"Look, we are gonna settle this right now."
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"I demand reparations. I should get to sleep with Elaine."
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"I'm not gonna sleep with you."
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"Reparations."
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"Thank you, FDR."
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"-All right, now we're even, huh? -I stuck a rock in there too."
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"You win, you get your wish, I drop dead."
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"Man."
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"Here, drink this."
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"Okay."
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"So who cares about that?"
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"Oh, nobody's calling off any weddings."
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"-Yes, Jugdish. -Hey."
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"What if I got my nose pierced?"
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"Yes. I think it's a fine idea."
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"-Bless you. -Thank you."
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"Yeah, I'll have a hot one."
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"These things will kill you. But so what?"
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"Here's your change."
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"All right, I'm triple-wishing."
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"I think it's the stench of death."
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"No."
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"I'm gonna wear black shoes."
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"This is gonna be great."
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"No one else was even willing to come to lndia."
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"Come on, Sue Ellen, you don't wear a bra..."
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"Oh, this is my fiancÈ. Pinter, say hello."
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"-Peter. -Oh, no. It's Pinter."
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"-You shut up. -Drop dead."
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"Good one. Very funny."
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"And what better way to pass the time than gabbing with my best friend."
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"With whom there are no secrets."
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"Like this..."
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"You just asked me two minutes ago."
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"-Hey, what time is it? -I'm not wearing a watch."
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"Watch this."
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"You already told me everything."
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"Newman, I'm bored."
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"Come on, Newman. You gotta help me."
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"Why don't you just make another wish?"
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"And how am I gonna do that, toots?"
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"-By flying half way around the world? -Spite never sleeps."
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"You're going to lndia tomorrow."
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"I'm gonna drop dead."
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"Jerry, this is great."
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"Kramer, I'll go with you."
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"Nina? Nina? Nope. Not weird. No. Nina."
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"Nina."
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"Come on, Lomez. We're gonna be late for the movie."
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"Anything you wish."
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"I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes."
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"No. I'm on an unbelievable birthday-wish hot streak."
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"Never happened before."
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"Nothing. And neither will you."
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"All right, I'll put it in the vault."
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"No good. Too many people know the combination."
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"And I'm not so crazy about Manhattan either."
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"Believe me."
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"I knew it. Stupid Jerry."
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"I know what I'm saying. No way FDR wants you to drop dead."
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"Well, why?"
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"Wait, if you make a birthday wish out loud, it doesn't come true."
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"That's just a silly superstition."
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"...and just before he blew out his candles, he gives me this look."
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"Oh, it's a bad day."
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"Everyday is my birthday."
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"You're not gonna believe what I got in the mail."
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"At least the wedding gown will give her some support."
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"Not the point."
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"-So you think it's a non-vite. -It's an un-vitation."
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"-Hey, are you getting taller? -Timberlands."
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"...quite a guy, huh?"
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"-I'll have the clams casino. -Get out."
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"Chef recommends."
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"Are you?"
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"You don't have a replacement lined up for me, do you?"
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"I'm all awkward pauses. Fix me up with her."
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"I have to wear them every time I see her."
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"In every situation. No matter how silly I look."
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"-New Timberlands? -Yeah, and a whole new me."
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"-Yeah. -George, this is Nina."
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"India?"
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"Yeah, right."
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"What are you, a scientist?"
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"Gotta go."
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"-How was the date? -Pretty good."
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"Man, it's packing tight."
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"I need some water. Ice it up, nice and hard."
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"Saw your name on the buzzer. You must be Kessler."
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"No, actually, it's Kramer."
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"I ordered a pizza, you want some?"
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"No, no, no. I couldn't impose."
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"Why not?"
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"So Elaine, are you gonna sleep with me or what?"
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"Fine. I'll ask you again when you're rested."
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"I'm sure she'll come around."
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"I said, I was sorry."
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"You can stuff your sorries in a sack."
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"-What's up with you two? -I don't wanna talk about it."
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"So how was the big trip?"
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"I don't wanna talk about it."
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"Come on, how was the wedding? Was the bride radiant?"
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"She was."
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"Till she found out Elaine slept with the groom."
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"I can't believe we went all the way to lndia for a wedding."
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"No, no. It was years ago, before you met him."
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"And I gotta tell you, it was very mechanical."
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"Idiots. This is all your fault."
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"-Me? Him. His fault. He betrayed me. -George, I'm sorry."
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"You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister."
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"Nina, you have to decide right now. Jerry or me."
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"All right. Neither."
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