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Clips from Community (2009) - Advanced Safety Features (S06E06)

By which I mean figure out what makes a DJ good, or bad,

"By which I mean figure out what makes a DJ good, or bad,"

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or different from a phone or laptop.

"or different from a phone or laptop."

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Chang, how's it going with the PowerPoint for the city council meeting?

"Chang, how's it going with the PowerPoint for the city council meeting?"

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What did I really mean?

"What did I really mean?"

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These are yeses and nos in the chart.

"These are yeses and nos in the chart."

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They appear to be the same.

"They appear to be the same."

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However, I

"However, I"

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think you'll find.

"think you'll find."

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That should have been a dollar bill.

"That should have been a dollar bill."

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But I'm no magician.

"But I'm no magician."

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Okay, pushing that meeting.

"Okay, pushing that meeting."

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In other news, campuses across the country including this area

"In other news, campuses across the country including this area"

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have been seeing a dramatic rise in guerilla marketing.

"have been seeing a dramatic rise in guerilla marketing."

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Why did they need marketing, they're amazing.

"Why did they need marketing, they're amazing."

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That's guerrilla with a u.

"That's guerrilla with a u."

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while covertly marketing certain products.

"while covertly marketing certain products."

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They can advertise things without you knowing?

"They can advertise things without you knowing?"

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Is that legal?

"Is that legal?"

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It sounds like brain Windexing.

"It sounds like brain Windexing."

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It is legal.

"It is legal."

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It's mostly harmless, but I would like to protect some of our

"It's mostly harmless, but I would like to protect some of our"

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more impressionable students from being unduly influenced.

"more impressionable students from being unduly influenced."

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Okay, don't freak out.

"Okay, don't freak out."

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Someone just told me that Honda has released some kinda super

"Someone just told me that Honda has released some kinda super"

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vehicle called the Honda Fit.

"vehicle called the Honda Fit."

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It's a small car with a big personality that can handle anything,

"It's a small car with a big personality that can handle anything,"

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life throws at you.

"life throws at you."

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Why am I standing here talking about it?

"Why am I standing here talking about it?"

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I think so, but sometimes we just hang out and say funny stuff.

"I think so, but sometimes we just hang out and say funny stuff."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Guys, do you feel like Elroy doesn't like us as much as we like him and

"Guys, do you feel like Elroy doesn't like us as much as we like him and"

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each other?

"each other?"

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He probably doesn't know his role yet.

"He probably doesn't know his role yet."

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I mean, is he black Pierce, old Troy, or Shirley without a giant purse?

"I mean, is he black Pierce, old Troy, or Shirley without a giant purse?"

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I haven't exactly been a whirlwind of entertainment since Troy left.

"I haven't exactly been a whirlwind of entertainment since Troy left."

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That's not true.

"That's not true."

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What was so special about this Troy person?

"What was so special about this Troy person?"

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Did he own a rainbow?

"Did he own a rainbow?"

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Was he the group's pharmacist?

"Was he the group's pharmacist?"

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We don't like to talk about it.

"We don't like to talk about it."

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But you often do.

"But you often do."

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I'm a problem solver give me information.

"I'm a problem solver give me information."

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Troy was very gifted at steel drums.

"Troy was very gifted at steel drums."

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Steel drums.

"Steel drums."

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Interesting.

"Interesting."

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Well, this has been a great meeting.

"Well, this has been a great meeting."

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I'm off.

"I'm off."

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And that Jeff, is the truth.

"And that Jeff, is the truth."

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Did you lose the egg you put the dollar bill in?

"Did you lose the egg you put the dollar bill in?"

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That's how it works?

"That's how it works?"

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Britta.

"Britta."

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Remember that guy you were in love with, but your love was torn asunder

"Remember that guy you were in love with, but your love was torn asunder"

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because he was a human incarnation of certain sandwich franchise?

"because he was a human incarnation of certain sandwich franchise?"

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Sub. Don't say it.

"Sub. Don't say it."

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Don't ever say that name without compensation.

"Don't ever say that name without compensation."

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I know how much that experience hurt you,

"I know how much that experience hurt you,"

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which is why I'm warning you that I just saw him in the parking lot.

"which is why I'm warning you that I just saw him in the parking lot."

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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Breathe, the self destructive part of you wants to run straight to him,

"Breathe, the self destructive part of you wants to run straight to him,"

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but you need to be smarter than that, right?

"but you need to be smarter than that, right?"

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Thank you Annie.

"Thank you Annie."

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Now I have one more class, but if you can wait 40 minutes I will meet you.

"Now I have one more class, but if you can wait 40 minutes I will meet you."

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Nuh-uh.

"Nuh-uh."

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The hub of a quality camping experience is a safe and reliable generator.

"The hub of a quality camping experience is a safe and reliable generator."

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You know what I'll talk to you girls later, right.

"You know what I'll talk to you girls later, right."

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Stay inventive and enthusiastic.

"Stay inventive and enthusiastic."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Britta.

"Britta."

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Sub. No, no, no, no, that's my sandwich name.

"Sub. No, no, no, no, that's my sandwich name."

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I'm my own man now.

"I'm my own man now."

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I'm a free, reliable, quality man, named Rick.

"I'm a free, reliable, quality man, named Rick."

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Oh. That's for half of my heart.

"Oh. That's for half of my heart."

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And that's for the other half.

"And that's for the other half."

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And this is for being the reason there's two halves of my heart.

"And this is for being the reason there's two halves of my heart."

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Can you actually crouch down a little bit cuz you're taller than my

"Can you actually crouch down a little bit cuz you're taller than my"

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instructor and I'm only a yellow belt.

"instructor and I'm only a yellow belt."

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And you touched me in ways no one ever has.

"And you touched me in ways no one ever has."

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Nice.

"Nice."

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I came back for you.

"I came back for you."

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You did?

"You did?"

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Hey, Rick.

"Hey, Rick."

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Look what I got.

"Look what I got."

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Oh. Great Dean.

"Oh. Great Dean."

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But where's your Honda Fit?

"But where's your Honda Fit?"

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Oh, I drive a CR-V.

"Oh, I drive a CR-V."

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The Fit combines the efficiency of a sub-compact with the versatility to

"The Fit combines the efficiency of a sub-compact with the versatility to"

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take whatever life throws at you.

"take whatever life throws at you."

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Yeah! That's what you said!

"Yeah! That's what you said!"

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That's me!

"That's me!"

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Can the CR-V not take what life throws at it?

"Can the CR-V not take what life throws at it?"

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Yeah, but the CR-V has durability and storage.

"Yeah, but the CR-V has durability and storage."

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Okay, that makes sense.

"Okay, that makes sense."

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I bet my bank has a grace period.

"I bet my bank has a grace period."

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I'm going to get a CR-V!

"I'm going to get a CR-V!"

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Shh!

"Shh!"

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You're not allowed to know that.

"You're not allowed to know that."

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It's the same story all over again.

"It's the same story all over again."

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I disagree.

"I disagree."

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You know, I think it's a whole new story.

"You know, I think it's a whole new story."

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I have a beard now and an identity.

"I have a beard now and an identity."

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And they make great products that I'd wanna sell, anyway.

"And they make great products that I'd wanna sell, anyway."

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So can you have a girlfriend?

"So can you have a girlfriend?"

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That's what I thought.

"That's what I thought."

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Then, see you around as a friend.

"Then, see you around as a friend."

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As friend, Britta,

"As friend, Britta,"

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Then, friends for real.

"Then, friends for real."

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Great news.

"Great news."

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The steel drum thing paid off?

"The steel drum thing paid off?"

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We invited Elroy to meet us in the study room for a game night.

"We invited Elroy to meet us in the study room for a game night."

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He said, yes.

"He said, yes."

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Yeah! Are you gonna play pretty please, will you like us more?

"Yeah! Are you gonna play pretty please, will you like us more?"

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That'll warm him up.

"That'll warm him up."

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Better. In celebration of Elroy's life peaking in the early 90s,

"Better. In celebration of Elroy's life peaking in the early 90s,"

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The Ears have it.

"The Ears have it."

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The classic game of whose ears you have, which ears have it, and

"The classic game of whose ears you have, which ears have it, and"

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whether you have those ears.

"whether you have those ears."

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We're work-shopping new hand shakes.

"We're work-shopping new hand shakes."

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If you want someone to like you, you don't get to know them.

"If you want someone to like you, you don't get to know them."

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You sit back and wait for them to notice you're cool.

"You sit back and wait for them to notice you're cool."

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What's the age allowance on The Ears Have It?

"What's the age allowance on The Ears Have It?"

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