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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Ring Worm (S01E01)

"Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but, uh..."
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"It was Shrimp Fest. I was tired of peeling."
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"Oh, no. No, no, no."
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"Donna Gable, you make me so happy."
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"Yes."
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"Aw! Did you hear that? Did you hear that?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"- woman in the world... - Yes, yes, yes!"
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"Sweetheart, you don't have to wear it. Really."
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"These arms are reaching out for a diamond, not a quad."
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"Understood."
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"Kevin, come in here."
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"- I'm brushing my teeth. - No. Now."
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"What is it?"
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"Well, I'm in the middle of this, so, you got it?"
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"Are you kidding me? You're gonna make me do that?"
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"Honey, the thing's massive."
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"- Massive? Come on. - Come on."
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"Come on, come on, come on."
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"- I will. - Okay. All right."
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"Hands out of the cookie jar, Donna, all right?"
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"Well, I'm sorry."
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"Whoa. Whoa, that thing is massive."
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"- That's what I'm saying! - Look at that. He's got abs."
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"I'll take it from here. Okay?"
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"- Ooh, where'd it go? - I don't know."
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"- Donna, don't move. - What?"
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"- It's in your hair. Don't... - Oh, don't be an idiot."
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"Donna, it's in your hair."
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"- You're very funny... - It flipped back... it flipped back"
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"- Stand still! - Where is it? Ow!"
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"- Okay! - Oh!"
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"Oh, hey, honey. You want breakfast?"
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"Uh, thinking about going for a run."
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"You sure about that, Dad?"
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"Last time you went for a run, you passed out,"
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"and Jack had to give you a ride home on his bike."
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"- Love you, guys. - Bye."
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"They say if you don't do something in the first 20 seconds of thinking of it,"
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"Morning."
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"- Hey! - Whoa. Look at you. You look great."
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"Thank you. It's for school. I have a mock trial today."
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"Death penalty case."
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"- Ooh. - Ooh. Well, go get 'em."
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"I hope he fries."
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"Oh. Well, from what I hear, he's guilty, so..."
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"Hey, um, have you guys seen Chale this morning?"
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"No."
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"That's weird. He wasn't around last night either."
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"What? You think he moved back to England?"
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"- So where's he been? - I don't know."
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"No, because our relationship is built on mutual respect."
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"I'll find out what's going on."
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"You put the squeeze on the guy. That's all."
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"Dad, no. Chale is not out running around on me."
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"Oh, please, girls. Let's not be so naive."
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"All right? I mean, British men may row boats and play cricket,"
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"Chale and I do not check up or keep tabs, you know?"
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"Oh, boy."
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"I promise you, we're staying out of it. Okay? Right, Kevin?"
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"- Yeah, all right. - Thanks, Mom."
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"- Okay, I gotta go. Love you guys. - Okay."
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"- Love you. - Love you."
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"I said whatever it takes."
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"Oh!"
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"What's up, pussycat?"
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"I'm gonna ask you some questions."
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"I want some straight answers, you got me?"
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"- Here. - No. Tuesday."
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"Here. Remember? We had tacos."
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"No. Tuesday. That's why they call it "Taco Tuesday.""
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"It's the third."
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"I'll do it for you. It's quite easy."
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"for the last few nights. What's going on?"
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"- Do you need all of these? - No."
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"I don't know how they even got on there."
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"So what's happening?"
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"'cause, you know what, it shows me the closest deli in any city."
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"I have been secretly saving money"
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"Good for you, Chale. You know?"
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"Actually, I th... I thought Kendra's whole thing was"
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"I know. She always goes on and on about how"
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"she doesn't want a symbol of patriarchal society"
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"they mean the opposite."
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"I gotta tell ya, that ain't a rumor."
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"You know, it's funny, I guess Kendra's just like her mother."
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"So I got her a ring as a placeholder"
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"- with a promise to upgrade. - Ah."
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"I bet when that happened, she was really ecstatic."
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"We'll see. It hasn't happened yet."
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"Oh..."
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"Wow. Chale really put you on the spot, huh?"
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"I mean, I promised Donna I'd buy her that ring years ago,"
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"and she's just incredible."
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"She... she never brought it up once."
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"Just gotta figure out a way to come up with 6 grand."
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"Kyle, you been working out?"
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"- You look like you dropped some weight. - Yeah, I don't have any money."
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"Mott, you been working out?"
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"I don't have any money either."
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"Just for the record, both of you look like"
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"you broke out of fat camp, okay?"
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"Well, don't you have any savings or something?"
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"because she goes through every bank statement."
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"Actually, you know what? That..."
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"That might work because by the time she founds out,"
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"I'm guessing it's gonna be pretty gigantic"
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"considering you've been saving for what? 50 years?"
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"- Hey, team. - Hey, morning."
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"Ooh, wow, I'm impressed. Going straight to breakfast?"
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"Not even gonna pretend to run today?"
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"Well, payback's coming."
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"but she's coming."
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"Well, can you seek revenge on your children a little bit later?"
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"- Yeah. And he fixed my phone. - Yeah?"
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"Yeah, although he set my GPS. Now it talks like Burgess Meredith."
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"You're gonna make a left"
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"You're fighting bums and you... while you're making a left."
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"Yeah, he did. It's..."
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"Somehow $6,000 moved from our money market to our checking."
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