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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Sandwich (S05E05)

"Back in the '70s, that was worth millions."
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"Hey, I've got an idea."
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"How about you people leave me alone and I hereby grant that to Greendale?"
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"What?"
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"Glad to hear it."
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"- Whoa, whoa. - I'll wipe her out, man."
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"Don't you dare use that pickle..."
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"Get over there with them."
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"You have no legal claim to that money."
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"Take it up with Subway in about an hour"
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"after close of escrow."
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"There's a lot more to it than that, Britta."
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"Wait, I'm not wearing a mask?"
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"Okay, there's no more to it. I think I'm just mentally ill."
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"All right, just stay back. All right?"
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"No, don't."
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"- ♪ Close the door ♪ - ♪ Yeah, sweet mama ♪"
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"- ♪ We got to close the door ♪ - ♪ The door is closing ♪"
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"- Hey! - Hang in there."
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"Raquel is the main operating system."
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"She controls the door, the lights,"
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"the shower probably, everything,"
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"and now she's dead."
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"At least we'll have each other."
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"Till death do us part."
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"Come on, Raquel. Come on."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Her emotional components are still on-line."
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"Emotional components?"
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"I have accomplished things down here you couldn't even possibly imagine."
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"Here, let me show you."
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"Ah, right there! That was it. That was it. Did you see it?"
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"Don't you see? This computer responds to feelings."
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"When I started Greendale, it was for ordinary people"
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"to be able to access technology."
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"Do you have that in writing anywhere?"
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"Somewhere with all that crap over there."
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"But without an emotional component,"
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"computers would strip us of all humanity"
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"and create a society with emotionless eggheads at the top"
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"and idiots with feelings at the bottom,"
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"What? What is that?"
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"It's a video of a kitten."
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"- And what's that? - That's an emoticon."
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"That person wants to indicate happiness"
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"That is so..."
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"stupid."
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"Only an idiot would think of this."
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"Good, because according to what I'm seeing,"
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"if we can get you up there right now,"
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"Subway won't be buying this school."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Uh, yeah, but it's gonna take a few hours to get that door open,"
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"because Raquel's logic circuits..."
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"bleh, not good."
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"Well, in theory,"
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"a blast of human passion could shock the mainframe"
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"but that's only if somebody in this room"
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"has feelings stronger than I get when I rub my nipples,"
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"so good luck with that, folks."
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"Turn around now."
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"You're here to save me, aren't you?"
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"Let's get out of here and never look back."
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"Jeff, in case you ever have to remember me,"
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"can I give you some options for voice-over quotes?"
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"What did you do?"
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"Don't worry about it. Let's go."
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"The city of Greendale is proud"
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"This brings to an end several years"
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"of horrible management by Dean Craig Isidore Pelton."
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"Not to throw anyone under the bus, but he'd be the one."
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"And by my watch, it is about time to sign these documents"
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"and make it official."
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"Objection!"
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"This is a legitimate transaction"
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"where a city is selling a school to a restaurant."
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"It happens somewhere every day."
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"the school's original founder retains the privilege of consultation"
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"So Subway Sandwich University,"
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"meet your new Vice Dean, Russell Borchert."
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"Oh."
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"I understand there's some internet"
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"where I can make my inner thoughts public."
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"It seems like Greendale the city"
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"We do good food at good prices."
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"We are but simple sandwich artists"
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"who want the world to eat fresh."
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"Subway, ho!"
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"Did we just save Greendale?"
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"- Did we just save Greendale? - No, no, you did not."
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"You moved dirt around Greendale's grave."
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"Your school is still bankrupt, it is still unmarketable,"
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"and it is still on the permanent chopping block"
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"of anyone who has any say in its future."
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"Yeah?"
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"Well, around here, we call that Wednesday."
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"Hey, after I was electrocuted,"
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"Do you always have to correct people like that?"
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"you held up well under that interrogation."
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"Oh."
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"I was thinking about a hang glider."
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"None of this conflict truly matters."
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"The only owners of this land are the Arapaho."
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"Would it offend you if I asked you to train me in the use of certain powers?"
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"Sorry, Carl. You deserve better."
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"Your first job is to deliver this"
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"to the city bursar's office."
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"Hi, yes, I'd like to replace all my teeth with diamonds."
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"We live to fight another day."
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"Speaking of days, I never got a chance to wish you"
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"a happy birthday or Halloween or Christmas"
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"or any specific calendar event."
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"If not, it'll be because an asteroid has destroyed all human civilization,"
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"Hmm? Nothing."
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"Penny for your thoughts."
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"Intensive Karen."
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"__"
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"__"
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"__"
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"This is Russell Borchert, computer genius,"
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