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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Sandwich (S05E05)

"What does this look like, an hour-long episode of The Office?"
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"There's pick-axing and electric zapping."
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"Don't even acknowledge it. We are not acknowledging this."
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"You guys are ridiculous together."
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"We're ridiculous? What do you call this?"
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"- Secret trapdoor! - Booyah."
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"Who's got rope?"
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"I'm offended by that question."
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"This is Richie and Carl from the school board."
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"That's right. We got names."
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"You hear that?"
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"When we get there, you're gonna be in big trouble."
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"Here they are. Here they are."
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"Which one is it?"
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"- Oh, damn. - You know what?"
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"I got it. Get out of the way."
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"I've been drinking."
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"Oh, hello. Would you like some tea?"
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"The tea is swell."
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"- Do you think they... - Shh."
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"- I think... - Shh."
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"You know it's just as loud as..."
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"Shh."
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"Everybody, shut up!"
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"Nobody's been in here since the '70s."
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"How do you know?"
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""Who's hotter, Elliot Gould or Donald Sutherland?""
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"If it's anything like a regular dungeon,"
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"it's only as dangerous as whoever invited you."
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"- So what do we do now? - Split up."
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"Leave no '70s reference unturned."
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"This decade's a little out of my wheelhouse."
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"Here, let me lead. My light's better."
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"Your light's better?"
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"Anything in there?"
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"Just spider webs and beanbag chairs."
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"The importance of lumbar support hadn't..."
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"which Greendale will we be saving?"
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"- Now people are... - Getting married?"
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"Annie, look, I don't know people, but I know TV."
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"When characters feel like the show they're on is ending,"
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"their instinct is to spin off into something safer,"
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"in Jeff and Britta's case, something that would last six episodes"
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"and have a lot of bickering about tweezers and gluten,"
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"brunette couple with a title like better with my worse half"
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"or #CouplePeopleProblems, and every episode, you get..."
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"- Abed. Abed, stop developing. - Sorry."
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"The point is, this show, Annie, it isn't just their show."
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"the faster the Jeff-Britta pilot falls apart."
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"Got it. Thank you, Abed."
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"- I have a girlfriend. - What?"
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"You were about to start a kiss lean."
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"- Did you find anything? - No."
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"We've searched every crevice of this place,"
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"and the only treasures we've found are this CB radio,"
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"Seems like an odd place for a dead end, though."
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"Could be a secret door."
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"Maybe the jukebox is the key to it."
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"Just remember, it's okay if we fail."
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"- Right, Jeff? - That's right."
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"Agh, try every button. Just try every single button ever."
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"I was dying!"
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"- Try track 127. - Right."
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"Because 127 in binary code would be a palindrome."
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"Because the song title is "Open the Door" by The Secret Doors."
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"♪ We recorded this song for when you open the door ♪"
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"♪ Specially timed to the duration of the opening process ♪"
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"That's the machine Borchert was working on in the film."
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"Borchert's gold."
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"It's okay. It's okay. It's okay."
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"You're Russell Borchert, aren't you?"
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"Hey, I'm gonna peel off some band-aids here."
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"Dennis Hopper is dead,"
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"and Woody Allen did the voice of a cartoon ant."
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"Jeff!"
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"Sorry, I lose track of how big I'm getting."
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"I don't."
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"You vandalized private property."
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"You nearly destroy the school"
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"when it's finally about to make a profit?"
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"You guys are the worst,"
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"with your stupid paintballs and your freeze tags."
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"- Hot lava. - That was hot lava?"
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"Dumb."
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"Guys, guys."
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"- What do you want to do? - What should we do?"
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"Well, what can we do?"
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"Okay."
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"I'm gonna need you guys to stay back"
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"and never tell anyone about what you saw here today."
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"♪ Richie's a freak, Richie's a freak ♪"
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"I know where they went."
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"They climbed out a window to the roof, hopped on a hang glider,"
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"I robbed your brain. I robbed it."
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"Hey, guys, we found a hatch in the floor underneath the vending machine."
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"I think they went down inside it."
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"Was there a hang glider?"
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"So anyway, I sealed myself up down here"
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"with 50 years of food, 50 years of toilet paper,"
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"which I somehow ran out of after about 10 years."
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"Wow, the '80s happened down here too."
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"Hey, what are you doing with Raquel?"
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"Mm-mm, uh-uh. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh."
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"Russell, we're on a bit of a deadline,"
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"and to put it bluntly, we need your gold."
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"She just needs a little more time."
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"Sir, Raquel has taken the best years of your life"
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"and a dozen of your not-so-good."
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"If she hasn't given anything back, it might be time to move on."
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"Stop. You guys, what are we doing?"
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"- Saving Greendale. - From what?"
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"We were driven down here by sellouts with crappy values."
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"Since when do human beings decide which dreams are worthwhile?"
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"Look at him. He's one of us."
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"no matter how transparently self-destructive"
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"If it was money that you guys wanted,"
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"why didn't you say so?"
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"You can just have my leftover cash that's under the desk over there."
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"Yeah, I don't think it's worth much up there."
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"- Those are Gerald Ford dollars. - How many?"
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